Comments by MrDeuce (page 16)

I have never taken a stripper on a trip but discussed it with my ATF when we were getting along especially well last fall. She tentatively agreed to go on a two-day trip with me to a Midwestern city: first-class hotel next to a cool concert venue, two evenings of music, interesting restaurants nearby, and shopping for sexy clothes that she would have modeled (briefly) for me in the room. Until our OTC relationship went off the rails for a few months in October, I think we both would have enjoyed spending about two days in each others' company. I know that I, at least, never got tired of her for even a minute during our frequent 16-hour dates (from dinner at 8pm until brunch ended about noon the next day). So with the right woman, I totally understand the allure of going on a *short* trip together. In my case, two days would have been enough -- more than that would have been too much of a good thing!

I find the OP's premise, that "women are too emotionally explosive to deal with", completely preposterous. Only monks and maricones think like that! I think normal men enjoy the company of women, and normal TUSCLers (if there is such a thing) especially enjoy the company of strippers.

shailynn said ". . . there's other crabs in the sand". Hmm . . . talk of crabs makes me queasy in the context of strippers. How about "there's other fish in the sea"? Hmm . . . talk of fish *also* makes me queasy in the context of strippers. Maybe "there's other dogs in the pound"? "There's other pigs in the sty?" Help me out here, guys!

I will confess to getting a couple of BJs from strippers who were too big for me to get lap dances from. Big girls like to have things in their mouths :)

Thank you, sinclair! That was a very interesting post about Gary, IN. Now *there's* is a sentence that I never thought I would write! I guess I'd better hit Fantasy while the hittin's good! I ate dinner with a friend in Hammond on a Friday evening in June and actually planned to visit Fantasy first, but I had a more orgasmically good time at Club 390 that afternoon than I had expected and lost interest.

I tipped $1 per dance (so $2-3 per dancer) for close to 20 years. When I realized a few years ago how little a dollar is worth compared to its value in the early 90s, I started tipping $2 at a time. But it's also true that the way to get a stripper to visit you and do dances or a VIP for you is to *ask* her. That almost always works, especially on the relatively slow day shifts that I prefer. Nowadays every dancer gets at least $1 per song when I'm sitting at the stage and the ones I like get at least $2 per song: one per side of her thong or one per ass cheek, as the case may be :)

Bj99 wrote: "if I get tipped a 20, I consider that a purchased dance. I tell the customer he's already bought it if he wants it." What a wonderful attitude! Are you sure you're a stripper?

LOL

At 63, I'm always squeaky clean and clean-shaven when I hit the club. I need all the help I can get!

I never noticed the Search box at the bottom of the home page! Who looks there, anyway? But good to know . . .

Yes, there was a search feature until a few months ago. Much as I love this site, I liked it better with Search and the old Messages feature.

St Louis itself is a strip club wasteland. The ESL area across the Mississippi, OTOH, is a strip club Mecca! Read some reviews for the clubs in: * Sauget (2) * Brooklyn (4) * Washington Park (9) The latter town has an enormous range of SCs, from Hollywood Show Club and Hustler Club at the high end through near-dive establishments with UHM VIP rooms, such as Wise Guys and Cheeks, to true dives such as Dollie's. I've been to SCs in Washington Park 60+ times and live to tell the tale. Admittedly, most of my visits have been on weekday afternoons, but I have visited both Dollie's and Wise Guys late at night with no worries. (Well, not many worries.)

"You have lovely eyes!" How could she tell from afar? Eat a dick, you who're!

Dr E is right All of your lines are too long Haikus are not hard

Interesting, well-written tale, JS69! I miss your DS stories. I think you told her "No, thanks", not because $500 is too much for you but because you knew her attitude would suck, making the experience ultimately unsatisfying. No blowjob is worth $500! I've had a *lot* in the last four years, paying anywhere from $50 to $250 (for a half-hour VIP with a 9), and would never consider paying anywhere near $500, especially from a stripper with a bitchy attitude.

What TF are you talking about?

I certainly got some SS from my ATF, notably "I'm very selective about who I do that with!" after she blew me (and I ate her out) on our first VIP. However, I've been playing with strippers for a *long* time and take such obvious SS in stride. It's harmless and tends to make both of us feel better about what we just did. OTOH, after I started seeing her for 16-hour sleepovers, she often told me that I was the only customer she had ever spent the night with. Based on her awkwardness on our one and only hotel date (after which we always stayed in her apartment), I believe her! After all, as in the case of her actual SS in my first paragraph, this claim, even if it isn't true, makes me feel special and her less whorish.

Getting strip club advice from SJG is like getting sex advice from an annoying monk who is autistic and kinda rapey :)

Gosh, have I ever done a lot of B, D (minus "at Follies"), and E -- so they're not pathetic at all, by definition!

^ What Chili Palmer said! LMFAO

Here are a couple of interesting linguistic maps on the pop/soda/coke controversy: https://www.google.com/search?q=linguistic+map+pop+soda&safe=off&tbm=isch&imgil=J6U92ZM5yfxBuM%253A%253BrHec4iTOLCo5cM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fdiscovermagazine.com%25252Fgalleries%25252F2013%25252Fjune%25252Fregional-us-language-dialect&source=iu&pf=m&fir=J6U92ZM5yfxBuM%253A%252CrHec4iTOLCo5cM%252C_&usg=__qgHgiQnWAYLc-WYl80U195tMra8%3D&biw=1600&bih=791&ved=0ahUKEwjTgJGw5c3VAhXGJiYKHdzJCbMQyjcIQQ&ei=deiMWZPyA8bNmAHck6eYCw#imgrc=J6U92ZM5yfxBuM: Note that soda is dominant in the Northeast and Southwest, pop is common in the northern and Great Plains and the Midwest (except around Milwaukee and St Louis), and coke is widespread in the South from East Texas to Georgia. In my IL/IN part of the world, people are split among pop, soda, and soft drink (my preference).

I like the Italian-looking facial features and the copious quantities of both T and A. She's a 9 in my book!

I *knew* I'd seen this overly verbose, stream-of-consciousness style on here before! I agree, danfox/s88, you need to work on your texting (and posting) game. Keep your texts (and posts) short but sweet. Flirt with her (and us) -- don't make her (or us) feel whorish.

Ah, Shay Laren -- long-time fan! I've only seen photos, but I'm pretty sure she's made porn movies. From where I'm sitting, Shay's bust measurements are 36D/38E :) Note that her eyes have different colors, just as her breasts have different sizes. Symmetry is overrated, dontcha think? From boobpedia.com: Personal Also known as: Shay Karups, Shay Karups PC, Shay Lareen, Shay Lauren, Shay LaRen, Shay Loren, Shy Laren Born: December 31, 1985 (age 31) Fort Benning, Georgia, U.S. Years active: 2006–present Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: American Body Measurements: 36D-28-35 Bra/cup size: 36D (80D) Boobs: Natural Height: 5 ft 6.25 in (1.68 m) Weight: 115 lb (52 kg) Body type: Slim Eye color: Green, Brown Hair: Brunette Long, Straight Underarm hair: Shaved Pubic hair: Shaved, Trimmed, Landing strip Performances Show Penthouse Pets Penthouse Pet: June 2006 Shown: Topless, Bush, Full frontal, Pink Solo: Masturbation Lesbian: Softcore Special: Bondage

In general i'm quite content with topless clubs, but I must say I have greatly enjoyed the nude lappers that I've gotten at XTC in Austin and at Jimmy's and 390 in Chicago Heights, not to mention the bare-ass dances my CF gives me, against state law and club rules, in the VIP room of her club in Indiana.