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You know it is going to be a shitty lap dance when...

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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired

after you prepay she says "now a few rules before we start"

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s275ironman

It's going to be a shitty lap dance when all she does is approach and ask "wanna dance?"

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twentyfive

When you notice brown marks on her leggings before she starts.

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BrotherFogHorn

It is going to be a crappy lapdance when she refuses to cum to confession

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Subraman

She looks into your eyes, gently holds your hands ... and places them on the couch on either side of your butt

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minnow

...... she asks for prepay in clubs where prepaying dances isn't customary. The number of fingers I'm holding up on 1 hand now are the number of prepay dancers in the past 20 years whose dances were worth a shit.

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rane1234

Gotten good dances from wanna dance girls. Low hustle straight to the point i dont mind.

I would say BO but i dont mind a little.

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san_jose_guy

Front Room Makeout Session!

Buying dances is for chumps!

SJG

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MrDeuce

^ STFU!

You're an insufferable hyper-repetitive bore!

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JuiceBox69

You know it's going to be a horrible dance when her top comes off and those round boob's turn into fried eggs on a nail LMFAO

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Doces300

lmao @ Juicebox69 so true

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WetWilly

After you prepay? Why would you do that?

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whodey

You know it is going to be a shitty lap dance when...she starts the VIP upsell while waiting for the song to start.

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Doces300

Most clubs here are prepay for VIP not a lot of lap dances done here

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JuiceBox69

You know when it's going to be a bad dance when she starts the dance o the wall

LMFAO...Air dance....palm to face

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bang69

I agree with juicebox69 on both of his comments

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Lone_Wolf

Says anything about not being handsy at the start
Points out locations of non-existent cameras

One and done always

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kingcripple
  1. Never prepay. I don't think I ever did

  2. What stripper actually brings up "rules"

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georgmicrodong

...when she says she doesn't swallow.

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Doces300

@Kingcripple most clubs in my area require prepayment for VIP, and I had one bring up rules this past Thursday as soon as we get into the VIP. Got a light contact dance on my knee and a lot of annoying conversation. Her rules, no touching tits or between her legs. For 50 more I could touch her tits, no mouth on her anywhere. Yada yada yada

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JuiceBox69

I always pre pay and 98% percent always have a great time

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Dominic77

... hands at the side (and/or she puts them there).

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Dominic77

... says, "ah, no touching."

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Dominic77

... she insists that you put your legs together. The pretty much means a 1/2 half lap sitting, no touching, "1/2 interpretive air-dance."

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Longball300

When you prepaid (club rules) for a $300 for 30 minute VIP session, you get in there and the first thing she says is; "Let's sit down and talk for awhile and get to know each other a little better"... sad but true story.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

When I've been dumb enough to pre-pay, there have been times when the moment the money goes into her hands, I can see the life go out of her eyes.

I know I'm cooked at that moment.

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WetWilly

Pre pay? Surely you guys are not serious?

What logic do you use to justify that behaviour?

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Logic has nothing to do with it.

Not something I've done remotely recently, but I've made bad decisions in the past.

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Longball300

Maybe you missed the part that said "Club Rules"....

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