You know it is going to be a shitty lap dance when...

28 comments

• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  It's going to be a shitty lap dance when all she does is approach and ask "wanna dance?"
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  When you notice brown marks on her leggings before she starts.
• BrotherFogHorn

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  7 years ago

  It is going to be a crappy lapdance when she refuses to cum to confession
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  She looks into your eyes, gently holds your hands ... and places them on the couch on either side of your butt
• minnow

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  7 years ago

  ...... she asks for prepay in clubs where prepaying dances isn't customary. The number of fingers I'm holding up on 1 hand now are the number of prepay dancers in the past 20 years whose dances were worth a shit.
• rane1234

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  7 years ago

  Gotten good dances from wanna dance girls. Low hustle straight to the point i dont mind.
  
  I would say BO but i dont mind a little.
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  Front Room Makeout Session!
  
  Buying dances is for chumps!
  
  SJG
  
  Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (Live Earls Court 1975)
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK1p4ZaT…
  
  No Quarter
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldbXkBh…
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  ^ STFU!
  
  You're an insufferable hyper-repetitive bore!
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  You know it's going to be a horrible dance when her top comes off and those round boob's turn into fried eggs on a nail LMFAO
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  lmao @ Juicebox69 so true
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  After you prepay? Why would you do that?
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  You know it is going to be a shitty lap dance when...she starts the VIP upsell while waiting for the song to start.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Most clubs here are prepay for VIP not a lot of lap dances done here
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  You know when it's going to be a bad dance when she starts the dance o the wall
  
  LMFAO...Air dance....palm to face
• bang69

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  7 years ago

  I agree with juicebox69 on both of his comments
• Lone_Wolf

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  7 years ago

  Says anything about not being handsy at the start
  Points out locations of non-existent cameras
  
  One and done always
• kingcripple

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  7 years ago

  1. Never prepay. I don't think I ever did
  
  2. What stripper actually brings up "rules"
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  ...when she says she doesn't swallow.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  @Kingcripple most clubs in my area require prepayment for VIP, and I had one bring up rules this past Thursday as soon as we get into the VIP. Got a light contact dance on my knee and a lot of annoying conversation. Her rules, no touching tits or between her legs. For 50 more I could touch her tits, no mouth on her anywhere. Yada yada yada
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  I always pre pay and 98% percent always have a great time
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  ... hands at the side (and/or she puts them there).
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  ... says, "ah, no touching."
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  ... she insists that you put your legs together. The pretty much means a 1/2 half lap sitting, no touching, "1/2 interpretive air-dance."
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  When you prepaid (club rules) for a $300 for 30 minute VIP session, you get in there and the first thing she says is; "Let's sit down and talk for awhile and get to know each other a little better"... sad but true story.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  When I've been dumb enough to pre-pay, there have been times when the moment the money goes into her hands, I can see the life go out of her eyes.
  
  I know I'm cooked at that moment.
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  Pre pay? Surely you guys are not serious?
  
  What logic do you use to justify that behaviour?
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  Logic has nothing to do with it.
  
  Not something I've done remotely recently, but I've made bad decisions in the past.
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Maybe you missed the part that said "Club Rules"....