...... she asks for prepay in clubs where prepaying dances isn't customary. The number of fingers I'm holding up on 1 hand now are the number of prepay dancers in the past 20 years whose dances were worth a shit.
@Kingcripple most clubs in my area require prepayment for VIP, and I had one bring up rules this past Thursday as soon as we get into the VIP. Got a light contact dance on my knee and a lot of annoying conversation. Her rules, no touching tits or between her legs. For 50 more I could touch her tits, no mouth on her anywhere. Yada yada yada
When you prepaid (club rules) for a $300 for 30 minute VIP session, you get in there and the first thing she says is; "Let's sit down and talk for awhile and get to know each other a little better"... sad but true story.
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last commentIt's going to be a shitty lap dance when all she does is approach and ask "wanna dance?"
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When you notice brown marks on her leggings before she starts.
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It is going to be a crappy lapdance when she refuses to cum to confession
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She looks into your eyes, gently holds your hands ... and places them on the couch on either side of your butt
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...... she asks for prepay in clubs where prepaying dances isn't customary. The number of fingers I'm holding up on 1 hand now are the number of prepay dancers in the past 20 years whose dances were worth a shit.
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Gotten good dances from wanna dance girls. Low hustle straight to the point i dont mind.
I would say BO but i dont mind a little.
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Front Room Makeout Session!
Buying dances is for chumps!
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^ STFU!
You're an insufferable hyper-repetitive bore!
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You know it's going to be a horrible dance when her top comes off and those round boob's turn into fried eggs on a nail LMFAO
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lmao @ Juicebox69 so true
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After you prepay? Why would you do that?
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You know it is going to be a shitty lap dance when...she starts the VIP upsell while waiting for the song to start.
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Most clubs here are prepay for VIP not a lot of lap dances done here
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You know when it's going to be a bad dance when she starts the dance o the wall
LMFAO...Air dance....palm to face
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I agree with juicebox69 on both of his comments
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Says anything about not being handsy at the start
Points out locations of non-existent cameras
One and done always
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Never prepay. I don't think I ever did
What stripper actually brings up "rules"
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...when she says she doesn't swallow.
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@Kingcripple most clubs in my area require prepayment for VIP, and I had one bring up rules this past Thursday as soon as we get into the VIP. Got a light contact dance on my knee and a lot of annoying conversation. Her rules, no touching tits or between her legs. For 50 more I could touch her tits, no mouth on her anywhere. Yada yada yada
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I always pre pay and 98% percent always have a great time
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... hands at the side (and/or she puts them there).
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... says, "ah, no touching."
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... she insists that you put your legs together. The pretty much means a 1/2 half lap sitting, no touching, "1/2 interpretive air-dance."
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When you prepaid (club rules) for a $300 for 30 minute VIP session, you get in there and the first thing she says is; "Let's sit down and talk for awhile and get to know each other a little better"... sad but true story.
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When I've been dumb enough to pre-pay, there have been times when the moment the money goes into her hands, I can see the life go out of her eyes.
I know I'm cooked at that moment.
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Pre pay? Surely you guys are not serious?
What logic do you use to justify that behaviour?
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Logic has nothing to do with it.
Not something I've done remotely recently, but I've made bad decisions in the past.
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Maybe you missed the part that said "Club Rules"....
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