I'm based in the south of England and would love to check out a club that has an amateur or audition night. Is anyone aware of any clubs that have such events that are open to the public?
I can't help ya, bro -- I'm based somewhere in the Midwest of America -- but I am curious about your TUSCL name. Is "slarty" a portmanteau word (like, for example, "chortle" in Lewis Carroll's poem "Jabberwocky")? It sounds like a cross between "slutty" and "arty", like the fine arts major who grinded me to ecstasy recently! OTOH, it could be a cross between "slick" and "farty", in which case I would just as soon pass on the lap dance :)
"I can't help ya, bro -- I'm based somewhere in the Midwest of America -- but I am curious about your TUSCL name. Is "slarty" a portmanteau word (like, for example, "chortle" in Lewis Carroll's poem "Jabberwocky")? It sounds like a cross between "slutty" and "arty", like the fine arts major who grinded me to ecstasy recently! OTOH, it could be a cross between "slick" and "farty", in which case I would just as soon pass on the lap dance :)
Just yanking your chain, man."
LOL! :O)
No - I was looking for a suitable handel and being an old git thought this was appropriate in a crazy sort of way:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slartibart… But I couldn't be arsed with the full thing so I shortened it. BTW I don't do the planet design bit..
Shame that you guys are too far away for beer and boobs evening.
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Just yanking your chain, man.
Back when they used to have them, I believe every one was faked, bringing in some new pros.
I'll be interested to hear whether there are any genuine amateur nights in the U.K.
Just yanking your chain, man."
LOL! :O)
No - I was looking for a suitable handel and being an old git thought this was appropriate in a crazy sort of way:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slartibart…
But I couldn't be arsed with the full thing so I shortened it. BTW I don't do the planet design bit..
Shame that you guys are too far away for beer and boobs evening.