so what do you look 4 n a strip club ?

Good cheap beer and extras.

@vince u sound fun 2 club with man ! Rock on !

@vince, I think you summed it up pretty well.

@Vince you hit the nail on the head

7up factor? What if you prefer Pepsi?

Jack ! Lol ! Ok how about the sprite or seirra mist factor ! Lol !

The best dancers.

I look for strippers in a strip club

Naked women is a must for any SC, IMHO.

1. 7up factor, 2. hand roaming tolerated, specifically in the northern hemisphere ;) Anything beyond that is extra by my local standards

Decent drink prices. I expect to pay more than a normal bar, but not get ripped! Less than ear bleeding volume. And a place that the dancers leave me alone unless I wish to be bothered. I will let them know.

Well lit totally nude stage dances with lengthy spread eagle views. Continuous entertainment by a sufficient number of attractive strippers that I don't get bored waiting. Contact lap dances for $15 or less. Cover of $10 or less and beer for $5 or less. Female audience participation is not required, but I can't resist the places where that is common. A generally fun atmosphere.

@clubber said it for me

Hot girls. And, no valet fees. I am content to spend my cash on all the other SC fees and on the girls (even the $50 lap dances at No 5 Orange), but parking fees really, really PISS ME OFF!

i look for cheap dance prices, enthusiastic dancers, a VIP area is not required but preferred and last but not least, a place that is not always crowded (because i hate large crowds)

naked girls with big tits and great asses.

Cheap drink prices. Hot and friendly girls.

Whores!

A nice girl that I can take home to meet mom.

@shadow ! I just busted out loud dude !