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13 years ago
Yeah, I'm back at work like snowtime but not in Miss. -36C where I am with wind chill approaching -50C. Couldn't find my dick with a magnifying glass. I am touring those oil wells I told you about, shadowcat. I will be checking on yours and magicrat's this PM.
What will you bastards be doing this afternoon? Closest I will be getting to pussy today is my nice fur hat!
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13 years ago
I have visited this joint and this reviewer got it exactly right. The VIP was much busier on my journey to the back - two heads bobbin', two ladies bouncin', and me just gropin' my lady. I wasn't 'inspired' to do anything more than that. Very poor quality on my visit.
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13 years ago
My head hurts just looking at your stats!
Trust me when I tell you that Toronto is surely worth a visit. 4 hours after leaving Detroit you will be wracking your brain trying to decide which Cannonball FS beauty to take to VIP. Just don't expect elegance or privacy when you move to that club's VIP.
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13 years ago
Be gentle with me DaddysGirl. I want my first time to be special.
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13 years ago
Me too, DaddysGirl.
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13 years ago
Jeez, shadowcat and others, this road warrior's heart just bleeds for your terrible problem.
Coming in 'cold' to a new club when I am traveling is like drilling a wildcat well - lots of dusters with only the occasional gusher.
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13 years ago
@georg & Stiletto25:
My recent experience with a dancer and civvy street was the opposite to what you are talking about. In Hawaii for a week with a Toronto dancer saw her wearing the most spectacular little string bikinis that my horniest dreams could conjure up. Our resort catered to the elderly blue rinse hairdo set. Part way through our first day at the resort the manager had a word in my ear about the old grannies complaining about my lady's attire. Out came the sarong and flowing silk top. I was wandering around without a shirt and the old biddies found my attire to be disgusting as well. I did not acquiesce. Shorts and flip-flops were my uniform for the week.
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13 years ago
I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.
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13 years ago
@georg:
I assumed that it was just understood that the hotel or motel assignation would be in my room.
I have NEVER gone to the girl's place for the deed; but then I am not packing a 9mm. up here in Canada.
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13 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
@Stiletto25 & georgmicrodong:
Only good thing about the Broncos is their Canadian owner, Pat Bowlen, good ol' Edmonton boy.
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13 years ago
@Stiletto25:
Would you care to expand on why you liked this particular, um, pleasure? And, um, why your interest waned?
My only experience with that particular bodily orifice is the exit function of my own.
OOPS!! How could I forget the joys of the annual prostate exam?
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13 years ago
@motorhead:
Either works just fine! Give me $US and in 10 years when the money is flowing I will pay you out in $US.
Of course, with your country's parlous national finances I expect that in 10 years the US peso will be worth about a Canadian nickel!
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13 years ago
The only club where I have seen this is a club in Edmonton, of all places. I was spared the intrusion of the patdown because of my elderly portly figure. That particular club was having trouble with gang 'disagreements'.
It seems that I did not fit the profile of suspected gang members.
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13 years ago
Always works for old fat farmerart.
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13 years ago
Do not EVER go to the girl's place for OTC. God gave us hotels and motels for a reason.
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13 years ago
Look here, all my tuscl buddies.
Old farmerart has a much better investment opportunity for y'all. How would you guys like to be part of my natural gas exploration venture in Canada's North West Territories? $10mil will buy a unit in a drilling partnership. When you see that glorious flare as a successful well is tested? MUCH more pleasurable than a mere BJ in some tawdry VIP!!!
The major woodies of my life have shown up when this happens.
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13 years ago
In my 'beloved' Alberta clubs I tip every single stage dancer at least a $5 bill since it is unlikely I will be buying any private dances. I think that it is the height of bad manners to sit with a drink, watch the girl's stage performance, and not leave a tip.
In Toronto clubs or in Detroit clubs, no stage tipping for me since girls will get an excellent shot at my wallet when we go to the VIP for......................................???
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13 years ago
In my limited time in this hobby I will vote for Toronto and immediate area. The suburban clubs are as high mileage as the most jaded hobbyist could ask for and populated with much more attractive dancers than Detroit clubs. No nickel and dime rip-off charges and high contact $20 lappers. Extras fall from the ceilings of the VIPs like glorious rain and at very reasonable rates. Downtown clubs are more expensive and require much more 'game' (or cash) to winkle out the extras ladies.
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13 years ago
What a crock of new age psycho-babble! Too much thinking and not enough doing.
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13 years ago
Certainly deserves much closer inspection and, yes, so would I shadowcat; probably both of them!
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13 years ago
@steve229 & clubber:
Making the most of my time before getting back to work on Monday, I got seriously blotto last night. Why are the keys on my laptop so noisy as I make this post today? 2009, you say? Why do my posts on this topic make me sound like such an ass?
Sheesh...................................!
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13 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^
Not insulting you, pal: nor your noble intentions to help this young lady.
But your French is so disgusting that it hurts my eyes to read it; even though French is my second language. Please learn how to conjugate verbs. Knowing the difference between masculine and feminine would make you seem maybe semi-literate in the noble French language. Mixing plural pronouns with singular verbs is the gibberish of three-year olds as is the use of plural modifiers with singular nouns. If you ever get a handle on these rudimentary basics of this lovely language, come back and see me so we can talk about syntax, sentence structure, and style.
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13 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^
Stick to English, buddy. Tu parles francais comme un barbare, et, je suis tete carre moi-meme.
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13 years ago
@lopaw:
'..............slow down on that RedBull'...............you say.
You crack me up. Next RedBull I drink would be the first one of my life. RedBull? For an oilman? Get outta here! Beer and a shot? ........Anytime. A good Bordeaux or any single malt?............Bring it on!