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12 years ago
The security systems at my equipment yards store the footage digitally. It is probably kept forever in some 'cloud' somewhere.
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12 years ago
I hear infinitely more nasty stuff about my business than I ever do about strip clubs.
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12 years ago
I once saw the world famous vincemichaels at Bogarts.
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12 years ago
Anything that even approaches the sphinctolingual has zero appeal for me.
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12 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
This turned out to be a fascinating discussion - one of the appeals of tuscl for me.
Book Guy describes a life that is totally foreign to me. It is most interesting to compare his life to my own and ponder the reasons for the differences. The only common ground for us seems to be our shared interest in the SC world.
I know, intellectually, that people can have issues like those of Book Guy but viscerally, I just cannot comprehend. I suspect that Book Guy would look at my life in the same way.
Perhaps I really am the ill-educated hillbilly that I proudly claim (tongue in cheek) to be.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Tsk, tsk, tsk, motorhead.
I don't know if the girl would allow DATY after your proposition in French or not. I do know that she would have a quizzical look of misunderstanding on her face.
If you have reached this level of intimacy with a stripper you must, at least, use 'tu' with the girl, definitely not 'vous'.
Google translate can be less than helpful.
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12 years ago
^^^^^^
without the presence......
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12 years ago
If I am driving, of course no booze. In Canadian clubs virgin Caesars fit the bill. In the US, I will go with near beer.
On a drinking visit it will be Kokanee beer in western Canada and Labatt's Blue in the east. In the US, any of that swill that you Yanks dare to call beer will do.
If I were ever to discover a club with Kokanee Gold Draft on tap I would be doomed. Though I must admit that doom has joined me more than once on a drinking SC visit with the presence of Kokanee Gold.
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12 years ago
I would like to see this 'making it rain' phenomenon just one time.
I am thinking that it would be more esthetically pleasing than the horrid loonie/toonie toss in my beloved Alberta clubs.
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12 years ago
Church or club, you ask?
Both are in the business of peddling a fantasy.
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12 years ago
Certainly my dream SC visit - jerking off as I watch a dancer get naked.
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12 years ago
My drug of choice is alcohol. At no time under the influence of my drug of choice have I ever been in a club populated by Klingons (whatever they are).
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12 years ago
A thoughtful topic, sir. I am not married and I have no children. I am a relative newcomer to this hobby. I am so socially retarded that I am ashamed to admit that I have never really given this topic any serious consideration.
I do have nieces and goddaughters and I would splash around a goodly amount of my wealth to keep even one of them from entering the world of stripping.
To justify my hypocrisy, I simply fall back on a facile cop-out. Irretrievably damaged customers (like me) are being serviced by likewise damaged dancers; both parties to the transaction being in the clubs through an exercise of free will.
How is that for a statement by a weasel?
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12 years ago
^^^^^
No, Estafador, I am not a farmer. I was raised on a farm and I live on a farm now. I use the the tractor for various chores around my place: cutting grass, prepping my vegetable garden, clearing snow, splitting firewood, etc.
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12 years ago
In my experience dancers don't have a clue if a newcomer to the club has gobs of cash or is a brokeass bum.
I dropped into a Red Deer, AB club after an unsuccessful venture to buy a second-hand tractor for my farm. I was packing $20k cash in my grubby overalls for that purchase.
As it happens on that particular day I saw the most gorgeous dancer of my entire time in this hobby. Nothing I could do over four hours of the most pathetic begging would tempt her into going upstairs with me for lap dances. She flat out told me that there was no way in hell that she would give me a lap dance.
I would bet that she had never encountered a customer with that amount of cash in her career as a dancer.
Her loss.
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12 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Oy vey! I read the entire thing. Not to belittle Book Guy's life but my observation is that things only started to get better for him when he got proactive and decided to get his head out of his ass and do what he really wanted and not what he thought was expected from him. All that Prozac, Ritalin, Valium, etc. did not help matters.
Really, it is a rather banal story. just another variation of the mid-life crisis thing.
I am glad that I learned speed reading techniques years ago.
I hope that you are now able to get on with a more productive life, Book Guy.
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12 years ago
You will be giving her the benefit of your expanding knowledge of American history?
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12 years ago
As I have observed before there is no mileage in Canada.
We use kilometres here.
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12 years ago
What's the point? Of all the weird and wonderful planes I have used during my lifetime I have never once thought of having sex while flying. Using the sleeper of a Kenworth for OTC with a stripper was funky enough for me.
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12 years ago
Whew! You must have superb mental and physical stamina. If I were to hit a SC for a week's worth of daily visits I fear my brain might turn to mush.
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12 years ago
A couple of years ago I read a RICK annual report. There were two of the fattest most disgusting cockroaches living deep in the footnotes of that report - two funky methods of corporate financing that I have never seen in my 40 years of active stock market play, one of which is illegal here in Canada. I just pulled up a quote for RICK; little change from two years ago. The stock seems to trade in a permanent narrow range. Float is about 10,000,000 shares; market cap is less than $100,000,000.
This is an uninvestable company for any sane investor.
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12 years ago
Club name/location: Arnies Idle Hour; Harvey (south Chicago) IL
Hotness of women: 0-8/9. On each of my visits there was at least one 8/9
but mostly you will see hefty 3s and 4s
Mileage rating: Off the charts!! FS is a guarantee from all dancers.
Lap prices: $10-$30. You are an idiot if you pay the $30 price. Mostly it
will be $20 but crafty bargaining will get you a $10
lapper.
There will be an occasional white dancer at this joint but that is not common. Arnies is a rather pleasant place, not quite as scuzzy as you might expect from its surrounds. Drink prices are most reasonable. WARNING: there is no privacy in the VIP.
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12 years ago
And another lopaw comment generating interesting visions in my brain.
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12 years ago
joey2002 - the wide-eyed, naive, eager, young newbie.
jerikson40 - the grizzled, world-weary, cynical veteran.
Is either one of these cliche characters a real person? Doesn't really matter - it's been good for shits and giggles the last few days.
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12 years ago
@joey2002,
Don't let the dancer kiss you immediately after she comes out of a VIP session with shadowcat.