Tick....tick....tick.....Time is running out!
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Near the first of the year, there was a thread asking others about strip club goals for the year. Mine was to perform DATY inside-the-club. Well, today is October 1, and I'm no closer to that goal than I was in January. I have the means. I've had the opportunity. I decided the problem is I don't know how to properly ask the young lady for the favor. So I thought about other TUSCL members might approach it....
(farmerart) "S'il vous plaît pardonnez la boue de forage. Puis-je perfom cunnnlingus sur vous madame doux."
(Book_Guy) "I've thoroughly researched the situation utilizing Lexis-Nexis and.... <continues on for 45 minutes until dancer falls asleep>"
(steve229) "Can you wear this Mila Kunis mask and dress up like a cheerleader while I go down on you?"
(African Love Pimp) "Skank hoe bitch get down on yo back"
(shadowcat) "I'm 70 years old, so I bet you've never had anyone as EXPERIENCED as I am at pussy licking"
(laddanceking82) "Don't mind if I can't get you off. I'll probably cum in my pants in 45 seconds and leave the club before they make me buy a drink)
(Alucard) "May I buy you a bottled water and pleasure you? LMAO."
(juicebox) "Pussy lickin...thats my thang....aint no one gotz the skillz like juice. See ya in chuch tommorrow"
(lopaw) "Forget them little boys. Let me show you how it's done"
I dunno. Nothing seems to be my style.
(farmerart) "S'il vous plaît pardonnez la boue de forage. Puis-je perfom cunnnlingus sur vous madame doux."
(Book_Guy) "I've thoroughly researched the situation utilizing Lexis-Nexis and.... <continues on for 45 minutes until dancer falls asleep>"
(steve229) "Can you wear this Mila Kunis mask and dress up like a cheerleader while I go down on you?"
(African Love Pimp) "Skank hoe bitch get down on yo back"
(shadowcat) "I'm 70 years old, so I bet you've never had anyone as EXPERIENCED as I am at pussy licking"
(laddanceking82) "Don't mind if I can't get you off. I'll probably cum in my pants in 45 seconds and leave the club before they make me buy a drink)
(Alucard) "May I buy you a bottled water and pleasure you? LMAO."
(juicebox) "Pussy lickin...thats my thang....aint no one gotz the skillz like juice. See ya in chuch tommorrow"
(lopaw) "Forget them little boys. Let me show you how it's done"
I dunno. Nothing seems to be my style.
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Book_Guy still talking. Dancer falls asleep.
I was surprised not to get turned down – I think they (dancers) would actually prefer having it done to them than them having to do it to us, IMO.
I say this every year – but man where does the time go.
Actually most of the time in my case nothing is verbalized - the dancer simply sticks her coochie right in my face. I'll usually mentally count 5 "Mississipi's", and if she hasn't pulled it away by 4 1/2 I'm going for the glazed donut face.
And this after I swore to stop doing DATY @ the clubs......shame on me.
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…
I think I reached my goal. I've had lots of fun on my SC visits this year and have spent wisely. I have a few more visits planned the rest of the year. Hope to close strong. Took a three month hiatus when I was in a "real" relationship, but now that it's over, I'm back clubbing until I find someone else who is worth making time for (but that's for another thread entirely).
I don't know if the girl would allow DATY after your proposition in French or not. I do know that she would have a quizzical look of misunderstanding on her face.
If you have reached this level of intimacy with a stripper you must, at least, use 'tu' with the girl, definitely not 'vous'.
Google translate can be less than helpful.
I suspect "drilling mud" does not translate too welll. You will have to enlighten us with the proper translation. :)
lol, well, you have to be true to yourself, but here are some suggestions:
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Guess what?! I've got an 8" tongue and I can breath out of my ears!
Is...is the dancer still sleeping lol
Plus I wouldn't ask to perform DATY by offering to buy water. Typically I'll do it as a return favor for a great Deep Throat BBBJCIMWS. But one only with an ATF.
One more suggestion. Take your ipad to the club and show her the personal goals thread. Tell her how she can contribute to the Make a Wish Foundation for strip club patrons who are longing to realize some personal goals before they die in the next 5 to 70 years. If the stripper has a social conscience, that will work, if not offer her a receipt for her tax deductible contribution to your Make a Wish Foundation.