Mileage
jerikson40
New York
Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:35 PM
Now, I know I'm not a regular here, and kind new, but I've noticed that there seems to be a bit of confusion goin' 'round about strip club "mileage". I thought it was pretty clear, and universally understood. But now I don't think so.
So let's run thru the basics to make sure we're all on the same page, 'cuz this shit is important, and any confusion can really mess things up.
First of all, when you're talking about strip clubs, you're talking about either lap dances, or extras. Lap dances can vary dramatically, and there's a scale you use to describe the lap dance. Extras, on the other hand, are sex. Extras are a BJ, or Full Service, or other form of penetration.
Now, a lap dance can be can generally described with the following terms:
Air dance: Just what it implies, dancer keeps air between her and you. Maybe an incidental nipple brushed across your lips, or short brush of her butt with your crotch, but there ain't no way she's gonna encourage you to get wood.
Low Mileage: One step up from an air dance, where she'll occasionally make some contact, but she is making absolutely sure that she, in no way, gets you too excited. And if, god forbid, you were to get wood and then splooge in your pants, she'd respond with a shriek and "EWWW !!! That's GROSS !!" and run screaming to the manager. And she might let you touch her a little, but only her leg or her waist, but that's it.
High Mileage: Here the dancer gives you a good grind, lots of contact, butt grinding against your crotch, riding you cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style, pushing her tits in your face, trying to be hot and sexy. And she'll let you touch her on most of her body, but probably not the pussy. And it may even be hot enough that you'd be able to squeeze out a splooge your pants, but it would require some work. However, either due to lack of skill or lack of intent, she probably doesn't want you to get too excited and cum in your pants. So she'll break up her grinding so that you can't get into it long enough to splooge.
Very High Mileage: Now this is where things change completely. With a very high mileage dance, the dancer is TRYING to make you cum in your pants. She'll stroke your dick thru your pants, and reach inside your shorts and jack you off, she'll give you a clothed tittie fuck, simulate a BJ thru your shorts, and do all kinds of fun and nasty stuff with the intent of making you splooge. But there is minimal nudity and skin-to-skin contact.
Ultra High Mileage: And this is the ultimate lap dance, where it's no holds barred. She takes your dick out, pulls your pants down, makes you suck her tits, brings out the lotion, rubs your dick against her naked cooch, slides it between her naked butt cheeks, gives you a hand job, etc. You WILL splooge with a UHM dance. There is lots of nudity and skin-to-skin contact. However, it is NOT full sex. It's still a lap dance.
Extras: Sex. Insertion. Dick in mouth, dick in cooch, dick in butt. Extras generally have a completely different pricing structure from a lap dance.
I hope this clarifies things. I've noticed that people describing very high mileage lap dances tend to associate that with extras, which really isn't the case. A lap dance is a lap dance, and extras are extras.
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