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9 years ago
@JohnSmith69,
You claim to be a lawyer and I accept your claims.
Project this behaviour to legal matters you may undertake for clients in real estate transactions, contract negotiations, family law arbitrations, or even criminal cases.
You are taking privileged information you have obtained from one stripper and then using it to your own personal advantage to gain favours from competitors of that stripper.
Then, you dare to ask us if this is ETHICAL?
You only reinforce my long held contempt and disgust for lawyers.
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9 years ago
I am trying to imagine churchy ladies serving fresh fruit and a sandwich platter to the dancers at any of my beloved Mississauga pus buckets.
I have a very active and vivid imagination but I just can't picture such a fantastic sight in one of those sleazy Mississauga joints.
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9 years ago
That cop is stupid enough to be a horseman.
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9 years ago
Hats off to you, lopaw, for keeping it real here.
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9 years ago
Kindness doesn't get you anywhere in the business world.
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9 years ago
And at Rancho farmerart this morning.............4C. Satan was wearing longjohns.
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9 years ago
I wouldn't hazard giving a beauty number ranking to any dancer.
All that I can say is this:
The most beautiful dancer that I have ever seen in a club during my time in the hobby was dancing in a club in Red Deer, Alberta in 2010. Her beauty reduced me to a state of babbling idiocy. I sat dumbfounded in the club for several hours begging her for lap dances after each of her stage sets. Even with all the stage tips that I was throwing her way the beauty would not give me the time of day.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
When it comes to mustard I'll go with the Brits, Colman's or Keen's.
Chances are that both companies use mustard seed imported from Canada. Canada is the world's largest exporter of mustard seed, also the largest producer of mustard seed in the world.
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9 years ago
Sure beats blowing up tree stumps.
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9 years ago
Toronto Sweetie always liked doing this on our OTC assignations and on our vacations together after we had done the deed. Me?......not so much.
I would play with her tits as long as she would allow, however.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@shadowcat,
Your #12..........you really saw that shit in a club somewhere?
Is there a tuscl review?
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9 years ago
Aha.........seems that I don't know as much about your constitution as I thought I did, georg.
The wording is 'natural born' and not 'native born', is it? I understand the different shades of meaning. Why mention this in your constitution in the first place, georg? Surely citizenship would be sufficient rather than place of birth or place of birth of the prospective president's parents?
Thank you for the history/civics/politics lesson, Professor Microdong.
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9 years ago
Here is a story only slightly related to the discussion topic but it shows the power of words and also the idiocy of ignorance.
During contract negotiations with lawyers representing my potential customer I was trying to convince the lawyers to spend more money initially so I could finish the contract quicker and in the long run save money for the prospective client. I tried to convince the two lawyers to be less 'niggardly' in their approach to my daily expense rate.
Instantly, I was verbally assaulted by one of the lawyers. He called me several racist-tinged names. At first I was flummoxed over this outrageous outburst but I finally realized that the doofus lawyer had no clue what the word 'niggardly' meant. I was angered and responded with some choice insults of my own about the lawyer's intelligence and poor education. I wanted to reach across the negotiating table and bitch slap the asshole.
Negotiations were unsuccessful: I did not gain the business of that prospective client.
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9 years ago
@georg,
The father of Ted Cruz is a Cuban and lived in Canada for several years running his own seismic company in Calgary. In truth, Cruz Sr. was sort of a competitor of mine in the 1970s but I did not know the man. Birthplace of Cruz' mother is unknown to me.
I know that your constitution has language barring non native born Americans from becoming POTUS but that prevision has been breached in the past when Chester Arthur became POTUS upon the assassination of Garfield. Arthur was born in southern Quebec in a village very close to the Vermont border.
'Native born' seems to have a very loose meaning.
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9 years ago
What the hell, you guys.
Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta. He is a freakin' Canuck. I take no pride in claiming him as a natural citizen of the greatest land on this planet.
Sadly, it is true. His birth certificate said it is so. Canada is not an asshole-free country for all its other estimable qualities.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
No freakin' way, motorhead.
To paraphrase a highly regarded Tuscl cultural commentator, Dougster, a smiley emoji or 'he he' is just too fucking gay for this old oilman.
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9 years ago
georgmicrodong and shadowcat together at Follies?
I would love to eavesdrop on the conversation between those two famous mongers. A noob like me would certainly be educated to a much higher level of SC accomplishments.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ol' Spaghetti Legs.................Jackie Parker
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I have just thought of a possibility now that DandyDan has bounced this topic back to the top of the board.
My choice would be Sweetgrass, Montana. It is right on the Montana-Alberta border, barely 6 hours from my rural paradise at Rancho farmerart. I have a convenience mailing address in Montana for a satellite TV service that cannot be billed to a Canadian mailing address.
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9 years ago
@ilbbaicnl,
Come out to my place and sit on a stump. I'd be happy to give you a shot at the buzz of your life. It would be delightful if you had a lapful of cats with you on the stump. No squirrels, though, I have no beefs with those cute, hard working little buggers.
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9 years ago
@SamPepys,
Interesting story. Something similar happened to me at No 5 Orange in Vancouver on one of my debauches at that scuzzy old joint with trojangreg.
After buying a whole shit ton of $50 lappers from one of the dancers, I was chillin' at the bar with her as she poured shots of Jack down her throat (on my dime, of course). The dancer started commenting on the other circulating dancers and exactly what each dancer might permit on the couches in VIP. She gave excellent guidance to trojangreg and me.
No OTC was on the cards that particular night but greg and I found a couple of extra dancers willing to indulge in gropefests not normally offered by all dancers at the 5.
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9 years ago
Pasties are non-existent in the strip club paradise of Alberta.
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9 years ago
No more stumps.
DAMN !!......that was fun. Way more fun than shooting guns.
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9 years ago
In my part of the world 5% would be a stretch.
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9 years ago
Toronto Sweetie told me that I was the richest guy she had ever met in a club but she didn't figure it out until our first trip to Hawaii together. She was in the habit of bragging to her fellow dancers in the club about her 'rich guy from Alberta'.