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13 years ago
*chortle*
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13 years ago
I think your confidence is astounding, GMD. And that's not SS.
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13 years ago
I think the older you get, the more you crave steadiness and consistency. But then you get 21-year-olds like me who have always loved consistency and steadiness. We're on the same page, GMD ;)
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13 years ago
Nope, you're not the only one. I like the club and I enjoy myself when I'm there, but I like to have a clear delineation between my job and my outside life. I never visit or go in on my days off, either. I'm with you; once my shift is over, I'm outta there. I might dally for an extra ten minutes with a customer I really liked spending time with, but more than often this isn't the case.
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13 years ago
I'm with Stiletto, for the most part. I either drink a strong mug of coffee before I go in or an energy drink. I get paid for the drinks I sell, so if the customer offers, I will partake, but no more than five in a night, and I pace myself. If I feel a buzz coming on, no more drinks for me. Some girls shoot for some extravagant number, like thirty drinks in a night, so they can get a bigger check. While they DO sell those drinks, they're fucked up by midnight or earlier. I have no interest in getting fucked up at work. It's a job, and it happens to be a job where I wear very high heels and dance on a semi-slick wood floor.
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13 years ago
I'm laughing too hard at the title to do much more than write this, Vince.
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13 years ago
Damn straight.
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13 years ago
Oatmeal bath with cocoa butter afterwards. You'll smell delicious and the oatmeal soothes the irritation.
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13 years ago
Wow, a comment from Douchester *not* about cum! Phenomenal! :P
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13 years ago
I don't care. I know what I am and state my limits, so you can call me a slut/whore/bimbo till you're blue in the face. /shrug will be my reaction.
:D
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13 years ago
Rick Perry is a neocon tool.
Not saying I'd have sex with Ron Paul, but I would definitely not be embarrassed to be seen in his company.
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13 years ago
Thanks, SD. That's pretty awful; *I'd* be pissed off if I was a customer. As my club doesn't offer meals, I usually wait until the customer has a drink in hand and has been there for a few minutes before I approach and ask to sit with him. I learned this from watching older dancers and younger dancers, the ones my age; the former would be the ones to get drinks and dances, and the pouncy younger girls, even if they were hotter, would be turned away for being vultures.
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13 years ago
Thank you, Clubber! And if I met TUSCL peeps I'd love to hang out with them, too, haha. Also, Christal, you're quite interesting :)
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13 years ago
I don't mind the waitress just asking, but if she gets pushy with *my* customer about buying me a drink, I get embarrassed and want her to go the fuck away, basically what Stiletto is saying. Another thing that pisses me off is when other dancers try to sell VIPs FOR me. I have this one girl that's all over me and is always trying to get drinks -- she just stays drunk from the beginning of her shift till the end -- and she tries to sell VIPs for me, and it's just humiliating.
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13 years ago
ehh, when I'm there, I enjoy myself, and on good nights I really love my job, but I love my life outside of it equally as much.
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13 years ago
Thanks, LL. I should specify: the waitress just doesn't sell *my* drinks; she does it for all the dancers.
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13 years ago
Thank you, guys :)
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13 years ago
I hear the sexual peak of a woman is around the age I'm assuming Christal is (40-50).
I'm looking forward to it, lol, weird as that may sound.
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13 years ago
This thread is fucking hilarious.
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13 years ago
thesamurai: there's a chick in the club I work at who LOVES deadmau5 and plays it every time she's on stage. She's from the West Coast; it was such a relief to meet her. She plays a lot of Skrillex, too.
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13 years ago
Poor guy :( From my experience, the harder and faster the lapdance, the more I get tipped. I never do air dances; what kinda shit is that? lol.
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13 years ago
I'm with Stiletto. Long is nice, thick is nice, but no one wants to fuck Vlad the Impaler.
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13 years ago
I see Douchester is back wildly posting when he's not helping his mother with her prosperous truck stop glory hole business. They cut him a deal because he's "Hoover's" son. :D
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13 years ago
These are some great names. I love Pepsi -- that's pretty cute. And I'll check out that site, ClubGoer!
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13 years ago
Completely off topic, but I appreciate the wittiness of your title, Fructose Father!