Lap dances that suck big time
sharkhunter
The club was crowded with more dancers than I've seen in a long time. Dancers were offering two for $30 the first time around. I did not see my favorites right away so I tried out one girl and had a pleasant experience. Then a hot but thin dancer comes over and makes a similar offer. One of the worst lap dances I've had in years. I thought she was slow to take off her top. I noticed on the second song she still wasn't taking her top off.
Into the second song I was ready to say fuck it and just pay her, her tits are probably small anyway. I was starting to feel ripped off. Then she said something about she was usually cursing by this point and that she was drunk and didn't know why she was being so nice tonight. Paid her and got away. I think she transferred her anger to me. I noticed I was slightly ticked off after that and did not enjoy the rest of the time in the club very much so I left early. Two or three of my favorites found me after that but I only got one two for $30. I was ready to head back home early but got a fresh reminder why I often stick to favorites.
Have you had lap dances that sucked big time recently?
Into the second song I was ready to say fuck it and just pay her, her tits are probably small anyway. I was starting to feel ripped off. Then she said something about she was usually cursing by this point and that she was drunk and didn't know why she was being so nice tonight. Paid her and got away. I think she transferred her anger to me. I noticed I was slightly ticked off after that and did not enjoy the rest of the time in the club very much so I left early. Two or three of my favorites found me after that but I only got one two for $30. I was ready to head back home early but got a fresh reminder why I often stick to favorites.
Have you had lap dances that sucked big time recently?
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I would say the quality distribution of dances follows the bell curve. The vast majority are just OK, about 10% are bad, and 10% are addicting.
On my first ever go at a strip club, I was drunk as a skunk, and sat through an air dance until I was up to ~$300, then a *more* sober buddy of mine called her off of me and I paid up and we left. I actually ended up leaving my credit card at the bar and had to go back a few days later to pick it up, i should have stayed, cause there were some beautiful women dancing then!