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rh48hr
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Wakanda

14 yrs ago · 1 min read

Was flipping through the channels a couple of days ago and came across the show Strange Sex on TLC. They featured a story on a man who has the largest penis in the world. 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. He claims to have slept with over 100 women and he's never done porn (he is a struggling actor). His good friend they introduce on the show has a 10-inch penis. Don't know if that large a dick is a blessing or a curse. He went on a date during the show and the woman he went out with while saying it didn't mean anything, blurts out about how she heard he has a big schlong right in the middle of dinner.

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Dudester

When Johnny Wadd Holmes realized that he had a gift, he marketed it. This guy is trying to be Mister Sensitive Guy, and that's all fine and well, but when you are given a gift, you should use it.

Sasha Grey and Traci Lords are among those who have made the transition to mainstream. This guy wants to be a writer and actor. If he utilized his gift and marketed it right, he could pick and choose his own mainstream projects.

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Stiletto25

13.5 inches..sounds uncomfortable..I'll pass on that

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fetish_dancer

I'm with Stiletto. Long is nice, thick is nice, but no one wants to fuck Vlad the Impaler.

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mikeya02

Yeah, he should be able to get his "foot" in the door someplace, so to speak.

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georgmicrodong

I'll split the difference with him.

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jackslash

What's the big deal? Mine is 13.5 too. Of course, I do my measurements in centimeters.

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rh48hr

LOL Jack. Im waiting for 10inches to change his screen name to 25cm. Looks more impressive.

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Clubber

I can make 10", but it hurts to fold it in half! :)

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vincemichaels

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Clubber :)

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troop

i saw this thread title and my first thought was that one of you guys was peeking when i took a piss in the men's room. :D

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Digitech

Can he even get an erection without passing out when the blood rushes into his penis?

How tall is he?

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TABB

I swear to God if you penis is more the 11 inches long. The possibility of phasing out standing up is 70 percent. I got that information from sherdog and my friend.

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Clubber

How about if it is 11" around? :)

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newmark

I have read before about how John Holmes dick didn't really get hard most of the time.

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Clubber

newmark,

If I were you, I'd find different reading material!

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newmark

Clubber,

I am a fan of vintage porn. The thing I read was some of my favorite ladies talking about what it was like to fuck him. Just one of those random things you pick up along the way that sticks with you.

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Clubber

newmark,

To be honest, right after I clicked on "Post Comment", I realized I for got ":)". Was not intended as an indictment.

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newmark

Oh, no offense taken.

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Prim0

I'm only 4 inches....

From the ground! (rim shot)

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shadowcat

Stripper says "who you gonna satisfy with that?" Me : "Me"

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