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Comments by fetish_dancer (page 8)

  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    "Finishing" a Lap Dance
    trouser babies!!! lol! *deeply amused*
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    13 years ago
    "Finishing" a Lap Dance
    @shadowcat: I understand that, but I'd rather not have to clean cum off my clothes. Js; give me a heads up :P
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    13 years ago
    Economics/Political Ideologies
    @bear2k: Thank you. If the FT is to change the way money is collected, however, wouldn't it affect in some way the money is spent? (I tried to think of a dancer/club analogy, but to no avail lol) I happen to think the gov't itself is the greatest drain on its own resources, but I do see what you're saying. A campaign may work, but out gov't has forgotten that the workers pay for everything, including them, and I could see it being quashed sometime down the road. I'm appreciative of your statement that it's not a left or right thing, too. There's too much polarization over things like this.
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    13 years ago
    Economics/Political Ideologies
    Yep.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Best lapdance clothing?
    The Mexicans who come into where I work wear these ridiculous painful belt buckles. I won't grind on anyone wearing a damn buckle.
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    13 years ago
    Economics/Political Ideologies
    @mjx01: There's a large percentage of income that doesn't get taxed anyway, irregardless of the system. I figure it's going to be that way in any tax system, but the FT sounds a lot better: "tax everyone" vs. "tax the rich!" @Dudester: Yeah, I can vouch for that. I know a couple who got close to 10,000 back on their return. These are crackhead thieves who spend every penny they have on a fix, so Idk how the fuck that works. Welfare is designed to keep single mothers single. I don't know how many times I've heard of people losing their state help because they got married or took up with a bf. Now, I can understand the state not wanting to support some deadbeat bf, but when you're supporting some crackwhore who has kids solely to stay on the dole, you can't really point fingers one way or another, can you? Between the entitlement programs and our ridiculous wars, we're going down fast. I read somewhere that the military budget is the largest drain, but that entitlement piece of the pie is catching up fast, imo.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Best lapdance clothing?
    They're not that bad. Grinding so hard that it callouses is more like attempted murder, not sensuality.
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    13 years ago
    Best lapdance clothing?
    I don't care what you wear. Just don't whip your dick out. And don't complain when you get ground on too hard if you're wearing what amounts to a slightly thicker version of tissue paper.
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    13 years ago
    "Finishing" a Lap Dance
    Douchester can't quit me. Usually they'll push me away gently and I'll get the hint. I'd rather you didn't cum on me, thanks very much, and no one has. A tap or a verbal warning so I can move out of the danger zone is appreciated. Outfits are expensive and it seems like the guys that I go back to the VIP with understand this on some subliminal level.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    @mjx01: It's just something no one does anymore. I read somewhere that the average attention span for a HUMAN BEING nowadays is 7-10 minutes. When you're working a job that requires you to say more than a few lines, you gotta pay attention and you have to interact. Any good dancer knows that, but moreover, any person with common sense knows that. @bear2k: The FairTax is interesting but a little vague, kind of like Paul Ryan's economic plan. :D
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    Deal, jackslash. And troop, BAM! is all I have to say to your post.
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    Please don't project, sweetheart; just because you allow jizz showers for $5 doesn't mean the rest of us do for any price. :P
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    Dougster hasn't gotten over being "come upon" since that bukake party he had with his "uncles" when he was younger.
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    It's an art a lot of strippers don't seem to have any inclination in perfecting, conversation. I was just kidding about being paid; fuck, I'll lecture you for free just because I like to talk about it, haha.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Labor Day at the Strip Clubs
    Welp, this is all the excuse I need to call into work and take the night off. I didn't figure there'd be any biz. Also, there's a lot more to stripping than getting sloshed and walking around a pole, but okay :D
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    For $400, I'll give you a lesson on Marxism and the rise of fascism at any point in history. /nerd
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Is stripper s**t really that bad?
    You tell us whatever you want us to hear and we'll do it right back, bear2k. It's part of The Game. If you want to tell me you pilot jets for the Air Force, that's cool. If you want to tell me you work in a donut shop, I'd probably ask for a discount on maple bars because I love them and they are a huge, shameful weakness of mine. And then I'd tell you it's pretty cool you work in a donut shop and that I'd love to be covered in sweet stickiness all day long, too. :P
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    13 years ago
    Biting!?
    You guys are awesome. @m00tpoint: Ouch! Holy shit, you'd think that she'd know better, being a woman! @GoVikings: I really don't like my nipples sucked/licked on. It's not something I offer as a 'hey, you can do this as part of my LD,' but if a guy is being gentle and has been gentle for other dances, I'll tolerate it. I won't like it, but I'll tolerate it. The boobs in the face, I do, yes, but I didn't expect those dudes to snap at them like great white sharks! And Dudester, I'll be taking you up on your advice, because it hurts like a bitch. The nose thing is "heel of the hand shoved upward in a harsh motion into the nose," right? Never tried it.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Types of LDs?
    Thanks everyone for your advice/anecdotes. And to the "ass-bouncing" thing, it's something I recently learned to do, so I like to try it out, lol. Some guys love it, others are more into my breasts.
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    13 years ago
    Types of LDs?
    Du Hast and Feuer Frei are two of my favorites. But I love all of their songs :D
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    13 years ago
    Types of LDs?
    Doc, that's why I sometimes ask the girl in front of me to play techno or Rammstein. Keeping a beat is something I do naturally, so if the song is good, I'll get really into the dance.
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    13 years ago
    Types of LDs?
    They probably don't mind because they don't have to do anything! There's one guy who likes to come in and "abuse" a girl or two in the VIP throughout the night (his wording). Basically what he wants to do is have the dancer lie down in the little booths and he massages us. Not a dirty massage, just a very thorough massage starting with the shoulders and ending around the torso area. I feel so relaxed and refreshed coming back from that.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Biting!?
    It hurts so good! lol, gmd
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Is stripper s**t really that bad?
    The thing about *that* kind of SS is that it *might* be true. I tell customers when they're better conversationalists than the rest of the crowd -- and mean it. I'll also point out when I find you attractive, when you're my "type." I'll mean both of these things when I say them, as well. Big difference between saying "I enjoy talking with you" or "oh, you're cute" and saying "omfg I bet you have a HUUUGE cock!!" :D
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    13 years ago
    Dumbest stripper scams
    I saw a guy continually try to grope a dancer's nether regions after she had told him to stop. She charged him $20 for each (failed) attempt. I was laughing my ass off because he ACTUALLY did pay her. After $60 he stopped.