Unless you know a dancer who's hardcore into Anne Rice, like I am, there's little to no chance you've heard my stage name before. But, small world: maybe you have. Anyway, I was wondering: what are some weird, interesting, or downright ridiculous stripper names you guys have heard before? There are just so many Honeys or Xtasies or Desires anymore..
Ok, I'll bite. Are you Alessandra or Pandora? I see you are in Indy area. We have been thinking of getting to that area - perhaps over Labor Day weekend. Smoke bothers us. Which of the Indy clubs would be the best bet for a good time AND not dying of smoke inhalation while there? LOL
@the samurai: WOW. Now that's a name!
@m00tpoint: Neither :D I have to say, I don't dance at any super high-end clubs, so I couldn't tell you much about, say Brad's or Rio's. Patty's Showclub on West Washington is a good place for laid-back girls and a nice wait staff, and it's not *as* smoky as other clubs. Club Venus and Silk and Lace are both quite a bit nicer, but I haven't been in either of those since the remodel. It seems, the larger the club, the less concentration of smoke. I've danced at both Venus and Silk, and I liked them both -- they've both been upgraded recently, so try those. Silk and Lace is on Madison Ave and Club Venus is on W. 16th St., up near the racetrack. And Chasity is awful.
Thanks, Fetish! We are a couple. I assume all of the clubs you mentioned would be couple friendly? We don't have to have high end - LOL we've done clubs in WI. *wink* and New Orleans. But we do like clean so from your reviews we can rule some out.
I was at a club one night and the DJ calls the next set of dancers to the stage. One of the names was Bonya (Bone Ya! - like Sonya but with "B" instead of an "S"). I couldn't believe my ears. So I walked over to the DJ booth and asked the DJ to confirm the names he just called and sure enough one of the dancers names was Bonya/Boneya. Hahaha. I was there a few months later and that dancer was still at the club but she was using a different stage name.
@m00tpoint: I love couples! Patty's is a good couples' venue; so is Venus. I don't know much about the Silk, but I know that a lot of girls have caught onto the fact that sometimes couples get neglected in clubs, and the waitress is always VERY attentive to everybody. :) Clean: stay away from Club Zeus and Lenny's.
@m00tpoint: I love couples! Patty's is a good couples' venue; so is Venus. I don't know much about the Silk, but I know that a lot of girls have caught onto the fact that sometimes couples get neglected in clubs, and the waitress is always VERY attentive to everybody. :) Clean: stay away from Club Zeus and Lenny's.
Two names I have come across are "Autumn Extreme" and "Zombie Sunshine". Both gave good, for Massachusetts, lap dances until new management cracked down. One left the club, not sure about the other because I did not go back.
The subject of unusual dancer stage names comes up about every couple of months. Every time it does, I offer this link. It's a listing of maybe 1000 potential stripper stage names. Some are common girls' names. Some are traditional stripper names. Others are named for intimate body parts and bodily functions. I like the ones names after breasts, such as "Boobette," "Boobulosa," "Clevegia," "Nipplea," etc. Enjoy !
umm heres some of the most interesting ones ive heard
sex juice-a dancer i met in baltimore on the block... her looks were better than her dancing but she made up for in skils in other departments
instant erection- and she was every bit of that
naughty nurse- she would wear these nurse outfits...just had a flashback give me a moment here
swallower- she wasnt much to look atbut all she did in the club was take guys to the back..
piper ryder - thought that was cute
ms cheeks
pepsi- lol i asked her why are you named pepsi she says "because im sweet and i go down smooth" lol
Haven't heard any of these, but based on Club-Goer's body parts post, I think Mulva, Gipple or Loleola (for those of you who watched Seinfeld) would be interesting names.
One of the dancers at my favorite club calls herself Porkchop. She said she used to dance in Memphis, where all the girls were black, so she was the "other white meat".
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@m00tpoint: Neither :D I have to say, I don't dance at any super high-end clubs, so I couldn't tell you much about, say Brad's or Rio's. Patty's Showclub on West Washington is a good place for laid-back girls and a nice wait staff, and it's not *as* smoky as other clubs. Club Venus and Silk and Lace are both quite a bit nicer, but I haven't been in either of those since the remodel. It seems, the larger the club, the less concentration of smoke. I've danced at both Venus and Silk, and I liked them both -- they've both been upgraded recently, so try those. Silk and Lace is on Madison Ave and Club Venus is on W. 16th St., up near the racetrack. And Chasity is awful.
@ThatOtherGuy: ahaha, that's a great one!
@ThatOtherGuy: ahaha, that's a great one!
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sex juice-a dancer i met in baltimore on the block... her looks were better than her dancing but she made up for in skils in other departments
instant erection- and she was every bit of that
naughty nurse- she would wear these nurse outfits...just had a flashback give me a moment here
swallower- she wasnt much to look atbut all she did in the club was take guys to the back..
piper ryder - thought that was cute
ms cheeks
pepsi- lol i asked her why are you named pepsi she says "because im sweet and i go down smooth" lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1g5iPdwT…
I always tell my fav: Guys don't need Viagra, they need (insert her name here)!
I suggested she change her name to Vi. Then guys would ask, "Is that short for something?"