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4 years ago

Favs that turn into ROBs

yall ever have a cf or even an atf that turned into a ROB? I think this might have happened to me a few weeks back. The quality was the same, mileage was the...

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5 years ago

Y'all ever seen a midget stripper

Not like a feature dancer but one that's there pretty regularly. I think this one girl i saw about a month ago qualifies as a midget...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

Which do you prefer

Extras not included, which would you rather have: A girl who will come sit in your lap and chat you up for a while before pushing dances Or A girl who hustles. Will introduce herself quickly and...

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6 years ago

Nicespice gives really good......

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6 years ago

Do strippers ever get emotionally invested in a customer?

I mean, I suppose they can. Anything is possible. I ask this because i assume I'll get a response like "they're human too. They have feelings and emotions like everyone else" and while that...

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6 years ago

Do y'all carry on conversations with dancers when getting lap dances

Like casual conversation? Or do you concentrate on the dance? There are three that joke around and talk to me during dances...

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6 years ago

Dancers that look like celebrities

I know at one point or another, we've all come across strippers that look like certain celebrities. I've come across one who was irish and was a dead ringer for Megan Fox. CF is a...

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6 years ago

Never heard this SS before

Been seeing this girl for a few months (not dating, just visiting her in the club getting dances) and with a straight face says "when i met you i was really depressed but after...

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6 years ago

Told my atf it was my birthday (it really was)

She tells her manager who proceeds to buy me not one, not two, but three shots. Should i wife this girl?...

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7 years ago

Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a dance

This is seriously a big fear I have...

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7 years ago

Dancers talking you out of VIP

Has anyone else experienced this? I've heard this at least twice. That you pay the house a certain amount and then pay the girl a certain amount and it's just not worth the money?...

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7 years ago

Have you ever thought about resurrecting one of your old threads

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7 years ago

This is why we get along

Anyone ever hear this shit from a stripper? You ever want to respond with "we get along because I give you money"...

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9 years ago

Dancer gives me $20 back and buys me a shot

This girl must have been really drunk. She admitted to being "tipsy", but I think she had crossed into drunken territory pretty quickly. I take her to VIP. She said she wanted to talk...

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10 years ago

Getting the shits at a club

Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps...

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10 years ago

Anyone ever been to an SC outside of the states? or out side of your country if

Not like a whore house in tijuana but an actual SC...

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10 years ago

How to bring up OTC

I have been thinking of asking a waitress of all people at a SC for OTC. Thing is, I am not a very up front, blunt person. For some strange, possibly sick, reason, I...

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10 years ago

Something I learned today

Waitresses give EXCELLENT dances. better than the dancers. nothing but grinding and very hands on. I've always wanted to get waitress dances. Anyone think the same? Anyone hate waitress dances...

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10 years ago

These things happen but you never think it would happen in your home town

http://kxan.com/2014/06/06/marble-falls-firefighter-booked-on-child-sex-charge/ This happened in my home town. the kicker, i was friends with the perv's brother...

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10 years ago

Anyone ever see a cam girl with a Hijab?

I did a few weeks ago and she refused to take it off except for in private. So weird...

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10 years ago

Cum in Pants Remorse

Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two...

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11 years ago

Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress

Up until July, I didn't even know this was a thing. Was at Twin Peaks (my new definition of heaven) for a UFC 162, met a guy there and I had a premonition that...

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12 years ago

chris rock was wrong stuff does go down in vip

and i didnt even pay any extra other than for dances!...

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12 years ago

What is it about black dancers that make them not leave you alone

I have had this problem a few times. Most other dancers of different ethnicities will politely go if you say you dont want company. but from my experience EVERY black dancer i have turned...

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12 years ago

This has got to be the coolest 2nd job a stripper has told me she has

This stripper i see at my regular club told me her second job is an embalmer at a funeral home. She actually went to college to learn how to embalm dead people. What could...

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12 years ago

Curious question for any dancers on this forum

If you had a regular and found out he was seriously ill or hurt, would you care? would you be upset that you lost that stream of revenue (disregarding your other regulars for arguments...

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12 years ago

I'm going to end up getting played arent I?

Friday I invited my ATF to watch the JDS/Velasquez fight with me the following night downtown. She said she'd take me up on the offer providing that she was working. So I go down...

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12 years ago

ATF becoming more and more affectionate

I have always held to the idea that a guy like me who goes to strip clubs could never attract a girl that works in a strip club. I by no means am really...

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13 years ago

What acts define a PL?

A few days ago, I asked if I should get my ATF a birthday present. I stated in that thread that thinking about it made me feel like a PL. The overwhelming response was...

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13 years ago

ATF's birthday coming up to gift or not to gift

I already know that in even CONSIDERING getting her even a small gift will mean I am entering PLville, but should i get her a little something aside from buying her lots of drinks...

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13 years ago

Would you babysit for your ATF

If you had nothing to do on a particular day and your ATF couldnt get a babysitter and called you up asking you to babysit, whether there was no type of compensation or if...

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13 years ago

little joke for you guys

Im sure youve all heard it before but fuck. i saw my man juice posting jokes, thought id try my hand A pickle, cucumber and penis are talking the pickle says "man my life sucks....

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13 years ago

Have you ever called a stripper's bluff?

Have you called a stripper out on her SS? I have on occasion. Some of the stuff you just cannot buy into. And I am not talking about some outlandish SS that would either...

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13 years ago

Do you often feel pressured to leave a good tip for your waitress even if the bill isn't that high? I do. Sometimes if the bill is for only one drink, ranging from $4-$6...

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14 years ago

should i consider it an insult that i have been told on more than one occasion t

on more than one occasion i have had strippers tell me i am too nice to be a strip club patron. is that good or bad?...

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14 years ago

Strippers that don't want to make money

I am almost positive i have seen this post before, but fuck it. about three weeks back I was at a club and talked to this stripper at great length. she gave me her...

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14 years ago

has anyone had this problem

you go to a club and you find a dancer, she gives you a dance and gets angry if you dont have your hands all on her? this has happened to me three times. the...

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14 years ago

ID expiring on my birthday, have not recieved the new one yet what do i do

My 25th birthday is friday. coincidentally, my ID expires that day. I went to get my renewal 4 weeks ago and it might not get here on time for my birthday. i need it...

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14 years ago

OK this is a little weird but how much is an acceptable tip for this

As much as I enjoy getting dances, I find it to be even more entertaining to sit down and have a few drinks with a stripper and talk. I do realize these girls do...

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14 years ago

What is the craziest/strangest thing you have ever seen in a SC?

New Year's Eve, I went to my favorite club for lunch. I look over and see a waitress holding this guy's hand in order to guide him to his table. Not uncommon. A little...

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14 years ago

I always thought strippers had stage names that were really weird. That was before I went to a strip club. Then i discovered alot have your normal average everyday names that could very well...

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