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kingcripple

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41 posts by kingcripple

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Favs that turn into ROBs

yall ever have a cf or even an atf that turned into a ROB? I think this might have happened to me a few weeks back. The quality was the same, mileage was the same, but then she started trying…

kingcrippleContributor5 yrs ago 3 17

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Y'all ever seen a midget stripper

Not like a feature dancer but one that's there pretty regularly. I think this one girl i saw about a month ago qualifies as a midget

kingcrippleContributor6 yrs ago 3 14

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Which do you prefer

Extras not included, which would you rather have: A girl who will come sit in your lap and chat you up for a while before pushing dances Or A girl who hustles. Will introduce herself quickly and immediately push for dances? For me, i…

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 1 26

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Nicespice gives really good......

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kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 8

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Do strippers ever get emotionally invested in a customer?

I mean, I suppose they can. Anything is possible. I ask this because i assume I'll get a response like "they're human too. They have feelings and emotions like everyone else" and while that is very questionable, i think about…

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 13 43

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Do y'all carry on conversations with dancers when getting lap dances

Like casual conversation? Or do you concentrate on the dance? There are three that joke around and talk to me during dances

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 1 36

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Dancers that look like celebrities

I know at one point or another, we've all come across strippers that look like certain celebrities. I've come across one who was irish and was a dead ringer for Megan Fox. CF is a cross between Shay Mitchell and Selena…

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 2 14

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Never heard this SS before

Been seeing this girl for a few months (not dating, just visiting her in the club getting dances) and with a straight face says "when i met you i was really depressed but after getting to know you im not…

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 21

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Told my atf it was my birthday (it really was)

She tells her manager who proceeds to buy me not one, not two, but three shots. Should i wife this girl?

kingcrippleContributor7 yrs ago 16

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Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a dance

This is seriously a big fear I have

kingcrippleContributor8 yrs ago 1 22

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Dancers talking you out of VIP

Has anyone else experienced this? I've heard this at least twice. That you pay the house a certain amount and then pay the girl a certain amount and it's just not worth the money? Why? Do these girls not know…

kingcrippleContributor8 yrs ago 2 13

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Have you ever thought about resurrecting one of your old threads

I have.

kingcrippleContributor8 yrs ago 4

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This is why we get along

Anyone ever hear this shit from a stripper​? You ever want to respond with "we get along because I give you money"

kingcrippleContributor8 yrs ago 16

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Dancer gives me $20 back and buys me a shot

This girl must have been really drunk. She admitted to being "tipsy", but I think she had crossed into drunken territory pretty quickly. I take her to VIP. She said she wanted to talk about it first. I knew she…

kingcrippleContributor11 yrs ago 5

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Getting the shits at a club

Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps out. Luckily it's never happened IN…

kingcrippleContributor11 yrs ago 3 10

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Anyone ever been to an SC outside of the states? or out side of your country if

Not like a whore house in tijuana but an actual SC

kingcrippleContributor11 yrs ago 1 18

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How to bring up OTC

I have been thinking of asking a waitress of all people at a SC for OTC. Thing is, I am not a very up front, blunt person. For some strange, possibly sick, reason, I want people to not think too…

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 15

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Something I learned today

Waitresses give EXCELLENT dances. better than the dancers. nothing but grinding and very hands on. I've always wanted to get waitress dances. Anyone think the same? Anyone hate waitress dances

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 29

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These things happen but you never think it would happen in your home town

http://kxan.com/2014/06/06/marble-falls-firefighter-booked-on-child-sex-charge/ This happened in my home town. the kicker, i was friends with the perv's brother

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 3 11

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Anyone ever see a cam girl with a Hijab?

I did a few weeks ago and she refused to take it off except for in private. So weird

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 9

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Cum in Pants Remorse

Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two times the stripper mentioned something about…

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 9 29

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Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress

Up until July, I didn't even know this was a thing. Was at Twin Peaks (my new definition of heaven) for a UFC 162, met a guy there and I had a premonition that Chris Weidman would beat Anderson Silva.…

kingcrippleContributor12 yrs ago 1 34

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chris rock was wrong stuff does go down in vip

and i didnt even pay any extra other than for dances!

kingcrippleContributor13 yrs ago 6

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What is it about black dancers that make them not leave you alone

I have had this problem a few times. Most other dancers of different ethnicities will politely go if you say you dont want company. but from my experience EVERY black dancer i have turned down has kept pestering me and…

kingcrippleContributor13 yrs ago 25

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This has got to be the coolest 2nd job a stripper has told me she has

This stripper i see at my regular club told me her second job is an embalmer at a funeral home. She actually went to college to learn how to embalm dead people. What could possibly top that?

kingcrippleContributor13 yrs ago 17
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