I've never seen a little person dancer but I have seen a regular customer that was. I once saw him get out of his chair and without looking ran smack into another customers crotch. I think 4'10" qualifies as a little person. I have know one dancer that was 4'11".
I also refer to them as amuse-bouche if I want to fuck with little hairless apes by being pretentious.
I also like do my best to adapt some line from the baking show on Netflix into something that will strike fear into the hearts of apes or wildebeest.
But I never do that to zebras. Zebras are the worst. I just go all wildebeest on their asses when I see them. No jokes, no witty banter, just dead zebras!
And yet, the zebras still exist and thrive, despite your strenuous efforts. It must frustrate you terribly that they will be treading on your picked-clean-by-the-vultures bones after you're gone... 😉
And there used to be a little person dancing at the East St Louis clubs. She was more like a shrunken normal person. She did not display the usual big torso, small limbs. She even had a normal sized child 🤪
I have never seen a midget stripper, however a little guy used to run around one of the clubs in Denver wearing a diaper and carrying a baby rattle. He was funny as shit with a great sense of humor
A "little person" is defined as 4'10" and under. There's also a difference between the broad term "little person" and "dwarfism", which is a genetic condition/defect (see Peter Dinklage).
So, you can be physiologically defined as a little person and yet not have dwarfism as a condition. I'm assuming that the OP is asking about dancers with dwarfism, and not simply dancers who are naturally very short without the genetic defect.
As customers, yep, I've seen a few with dwarfism. As dancers, no, never seen it around here. And I'm fine with that. It's not what I'm into. I'd commend the bravery of any woman who made that choice, though. I have to imagine that they'd put up with more shitty behavior than non-novelty dancers.
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last commentThat word is “appetizers”
ROAR!!!
I also like do my best to adapt some line from the baking show on Netflix into something that will strike fear into the hearts of apes or wildebeest.
But I never do that to zebras. Zebras are the worst. I just go all wildebeest on their asses when I see them. No jokes, no witty banter, just dead zebras!
ROAR!!!
So, you can be physiologically defined as a little person and yet not have dwarfism as a condition. I'm assuming that the OP is asking about dancers with dwarfism, and not simply dancers who are naturally very short without the genetic defect.
As customers, yep, I've seen a few with dwarfism. As dancers, no, never seen it around here. And I'm fine with that. It's not what I'm into. I'd commend the bravery of any woman who made that choice, though. I have to imagine that they'd put up with more shitty behavior than non-novelty dancers.