Reviews by sinclair

I hit up Omar’s Showbar on a few Friday and Saturday nights. I hadn’t been to Omar’s since August 2019; Omar’s is uptrending with the per capita attractiveness of dancers higher than any point I…

I went to Leather & Lace at 22:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is a long building about thirty feet wide and extending one hundred ten feet back. There is a Mountain Dew…

I went to Cockatoo at 17:45 on a Saturday night and stayed until closing except for a dinner break. The strip club is in downtown Yankton next to a regular nightclub called Zebra Club, which…

I went to Scarlett O’Hara’s on a Friday night around 20:15. There is a limited amount of parking at the shopping plaza where the strip club is located. There is an overflow lot across the…

I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were $4. Import beers…

I was in Samuel Clemen's hometown and saw TUSCL had a listing for a club called Ole Milt's. I stopped by on a Friday night at 22:45. Parking is on the street. The entire block…

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall…

I went to the Prairie Chicken on a Saturday night at 20:00. The strip club is on the Crow Creek Sioux Reservation about six miles east of Fort Thompson, the Paddlefish Capital of the World.…

I went to the Silver Dollar Bar on a Friday night at 22:00. This strip club has not been reviewed since 2016, so I was unsure what to expect going in. There was no cover…

I went to Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was no cover charge at the door. Sincweisers and other domestic beers were $5. Import beers were $6. Craft beers were $7.…

I hit up Angels Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday at 18:10. The property is in the middle of a wooded area along the Kalamazoo River. The club starts charging a $5 cover charge at 18:00,…

I went to Saturday Night Live on a Saturday afternoon around 14:30. The small parking lot was almost completely full, and neighboring businesses had signs warning about towing cars that were not patronizing their businesses.…

Snooty Foxx is located in an industrial area on the east side of Colorado Springs. I visited on a Friday night at 17:30. There was a $15 cover charge at the desk inside the door.…

Against my better judgment, I went to the Playpen Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 21:30. Parking is limited, and the back end of your car literally ends up being just a few feet…

I rolled into Cowboys Showgirls at 21:30 on a Friday night. There was a reasonable $5 cover charge at the door. There is a dress code of no sweatpants or hoodies. One of the guys…

I went to the Mouse’s Ear on a Thursday night at about 19:00. There was a $21 cover charge. The strip club cannot sell alcohol, but it is BYOB. You can bring in beer or…

I went to Elite Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at about 23:00. The strip club is on the second floor of a building in downtown Charleston. You enter through the door on the left…

I went to Centerfold at 21:45 on a Thursday night. The club is on the far east end of town. The building looks like some kind of warehouse. I looked through a window on the…

I used to go to Centerfold Lounge when in Parkersburg, but a few weeks ago that strip club burned down, so I took my dollars to the VIP Club. The strip club is located on…

I went to French Quarter on a Wednesday night at 22:00. The strip club is in downtown Hot Springs right on the main drag, Arkansas Highway 7. You will have to find parking on the…

I went to Sensations around 22:15 on a Friday night. The club is located on the frontage road for US 67. The parking lot is gravel and pickup trucks were parked everywhere. There was a…

What is the opposite of a Spearmint Rhino? A Peppermint Hippo. I went to the Peppermint Hippo at 19:45 on a Friday night. I was wanded with a metal detector, and my drivers license was…

I went to Diamonds Exclusive Men’s Club at 20:45 on a Monday evening. There was no cover charge for me at the door, but I saw people who came in later that night paying a…

I went to Scarlett's Cabaret just before 21:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $20 cover charge at the door. The doormen waived the $20 cover charge due to a mutual acquaintance. I had…

I went to Centerfolds at 21:50 on a Saturday night. From 19:00 to 22:00 there is no cover charge, and beers are only $2 before ten o’clock. The regular price for a bottle of beer…