Reviews by sinclair

Against my better judgment, I went to the Playpen Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 21:30. Parking is limited, and the back end of your car literally ends up being just a few feet…

I rolled into Cowboys Showgirls at 21:30 on a Friday night. There was a reasonable $5 cover charge at the door. There is a dress code of no sweatpants or hoodies. One of the guys…

I went to the Mouse’s Ear on a Thursday night at about 19:00. There was a $21 cover charge. The strip club cannot sell alcohol, but it is BYOB. You can bring in beer or…

I went to Elite Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at about 23:00. The strip club is on the second floor of a building in downtown Charleston. You enter through the door on the left…

I went to Centerfold at 21:45 on a Thursday night. The club is on the far east end of town. The building looks like some kind of warehouse. I looked through a window on the…

I used to go to Centerfold Lounge when in Parkersburg, but a few weeks ago that strip club burned down, so I took my dollars to the VIP Club. The strip club is located on…

I went to French Quarter on a Wednesday night at 22:00. The strip club is in downtown Hot Springs right on the main drag, Arkansas Highway 7. You will have to find parking on the…

I went to Sensations around 22:15 on a Friday night. The club is located on the frontage road for US 67. The parking lot is gravel and pickup trucks were parked everywhere. There was a…

What is the opposite of a Spearmint Rhino? A Peppermint Hippo. I went to the Peppermint Hippo at 19:45 on a Friday night. I was wanded with a metal detector, and my drivers license was…

I went to Diamonds Exclusive Men’s Club at 20:45 on a Monday evening. There was no cover charge for me at the door, but I saw people who came in later that night paying a…

I went to Scarlett's Cabaret just before 21:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $20 cover charge at the door. The doormen waived the $20 cover charge due to a mutual acquaintance. I had…

I went to Centerfolds at 21:50 on a Saturday night. From 19:00 to 22:00 there is no cover charge, and beers are only $2 before ten o’clock. The regular price for a bottle of beer…

I went to the Skylite Bar several times, most recently on a Friday night at about 20:00. There was no cover charge to enter. The Skylite operates a regular bar during the day, but has…

I went to The Mansion at 21:45 on a Saturday night. The parking lot is gravel, and there is only enough space to park one row of vehicles between the building and the road’s drainage…

I went to the Showcase Gentlemen's Club at 21:30 on a Friday night. There is no parking lot, so you have to find street parking. The neighborhood and the strip club are both black if…

I was traveling down Highway 61, the Blues Highway, on a Saturday night around 20:00, so I decided to check out Illusion’s Gentlemen’s Club in Woodville. This strip club has not been reviewed in over…

I went to the Penthouse Club at 23:15 on a Thursday night. There was a $12 cover charge assessed at Penthouse’s anteroom bar that faces Iberville Street. In addition, I had to show my photo…

I went to Scuttlebutt Gentlemen’s Club at 20:00 on a Friday night. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. A Sincweiser was $6, and Jager Bombs were $12.50. There is no food served,…

The Fine Line Gentlemen’s Club has been around for 28 years, but it was never listed on TUSCL, so I am listing it now. Fine Line is more of a dive bar with strippers than…

I went to Frank Days on a Friday night at about 22:00. The place was packed because it was during pheasant season. The building can be split up into three main areas: the bar room,…

I went to Cody’s Bar and Grill on a Friday night about 20:45 during pheasant hunting season. The front room is the bar and restaurant. The back room is the strip club. Cody’s tagline is:…

I went to Vivide at 21:00 on a Friday night. With prior knowledge of how these Atlanta jiggle joints rape you on parking fees, I parked near a few bars about two blocks away and…

I went to Incognito Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. They give you a wristband to waive the cover if you run out for…

I went to the Golden Horseshoe on a Wednesday night at 21:00. There was a $10 cover at the door, and you have to write your name on a sheet of paper. There is no…

I went to Lust Gentlemen’s Club on a Monday night and a Tuesday night recently. To get in, you have to ring a doorbell, hand the bouncer your identification through a window in the vestibule,…