Reviews by sinclair

I went to The Playmate at noon on a Friday. There was no cover charge during the day. There is a small, tight parking lot on the west side of the building. I opted to…

I went to Barefax Gentlemen’s Club several times including a Wednesday night and a Thursday night. You enter and walk up a staircase to the second floor of the building. There is a coat check…

I went to the NuDen on a Tuesday at 15:30. There was no cover charge in the afternoon. The club is built into one side of a large warehouse building. The same building also has…

I went to the Hideout at 21:30 on a Saturday night. The club is located about four and half miles west of Interstate 57 in the soybean fields across from a chemical plant. The Hideout…

The Play Pen is only open on Friday and Saturday nights from 22:00 to 05:00. There is a $10 cover charge at the door. As long as you are eighteen or older, you are allowed…

I went to Nite Moves Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night at 23:00. The parking lot is behind the ugly purple building. There was a $15 cover charge to enter. The club does not allow…

I went to the Candy House Cabaret at 22:00 on a Thursday night. The strip club looks to be a house that was converted into a strip club. I almost passed it by in the…

I went to Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at 22:15. There was a $10 cover charge, and I got patted down by a bouncer for weapons. There was a two drink minimum enforced.…

I went to Double Vision on a Tuesday night at 19:30. This strip club looks like a house on the side of US Route 9. Parking is behind the building, and you enter from a…

I went to Ciro’s Place on a Tuesday at midnight. The parking lot is surrounded by a stockade. The entrance to the building is at the south end of the parking lot, not the doors…

I went to V-Ja’s Lounge on a Saturday night at about 21:15. Parking is beside and behind the building. V-Ja’s Lounge is a fully nude strip club and thus does not have a liquor license.…

I went to Sensations Showgirls at midnight on a Saturday. Parking is around three sides of the building, and I found the only unoccupied spot in the whole parking lot. Sensations Showgirls had a…

I went to Parkway Tropics at 20:30 on a Saturday night. This bikini club is located in a residential area of Grand Rapids. The parking lot is located across Lake Michigan Drive. There was a…

I hit up Omar’s Showbar on a few Friday and Saturday nights. I hadn’t been to Omar’s since August 2019; Omar’s is uptrending with the per capita attractiveness of dancers higher than any point I…

I went to Leather & Lace at 22:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is a long building about thirty feet wide and extending one hundred ten feet back. There is a Mountain Dew…

I went to Cockatoo at 17:45 on a Saturday night and stayed until closing except for a dinner break. The strip club is in downtown Yankton next to a regular nightclub called Zebra Club, which…

I went to Scarlett O’Hara’s on a Friday night around 20:15. There is a limited amount of parking at the shopping plaza where the strip club is located. There is an overflow lot across the…

I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were $4. Import beers…

I was in Samuel Clemen's hometown and saw TUSCL had a listing for a club called Ole Milt's. I stopped by on a Friday night at 22:45. Parking is on the street. The entire block…

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall…

I went to the Prairie Chicken on a Saturday night at 20:00. The strip club is on the Crow Creek Sioux Reservation about six miles east of Fort Thompson, the Paddlefish Capital of the World.…

I went to the Silver Dollar Bar on a Friday night at 22:00. This strip club has not been reviewed since 2016, so I was unsure what to expect going in. There was no cover…

I went to Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was no cover charge at the door. Sincweisers and other domestic beers were $5. Import beers were $6. Craft beers were $7.…

I hit up Angels Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday at 18:10. The property is in the middle of a wooded area along the Kalamazoo River. The club starts charging a $5 cover charge at 18:00,…

I went to Saturday Night Live on a Saturday afternoon around 14:30. The small parking lot was almost completely full, and neighboring businesses had signs warning about towing cars that were not patronizing their businesses.…