sinclair's Review

I went to Bottoms Up Club on a Friday night at 21:00. The club looks like an old machine shop. There was very limited parking around the building. As the night went on, customers were parking at other businesses and even double parking. When you enter there is a small room you have to walk through with old vending machines, including one of the old cigarette vending machines. The strip club is in the large back room through a second set of doors. The cover charge was $10 and paid at a desk on the immediate right. You get a stamp on your right hand that gives you in-and-out privileges for the night. There is a bar area with stools on the right wall. A TouchTunes jukebox for the dancers to pick out their music is behind the bar. There were two pool tables in the back right corner. They were in constant use. The main stage has a brass pole and a twelve foot runway. It is located in the left back corner. There is a second square island stage in the middle of the room. The pole in the middle is not a stripper pole, but a pillar to support an I-beam. Bottoms Up has a strict ‘no cellphone’ policy. There are signs all over the walls stating such. If you take out your smartphone, one of the bouncers will walk over and yell at you.

This establishment does not have a liquor license. You can get a can of soda for $2, or you can buy a red Solo cup for $2. You can take the red Solo cup out to your car and fill it with whatever you want: beer, hard alcohol, codeine and Sprite, etc. If you want to save $2, bring your own plastic cups. Some customers were getting really drunk.

There were seven dancers working. All of the dancers were Native American or Caucasian or a mix of those two ethnicities. The Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma is only about twenty-five miles to the west, so that is how you get so many Native American women dancing here. I would say three dancers were in their twenties, three dancers were in their thirties, and one dancer looked to be a little north of forty and should have retired. Dancers were mostly 5’s and 6’s. I’d grade out two of the younger dancers at a 7 and a 7.5. One Cherokee girl was just my type: white skin, athletic body, long jet black hair, natural C cups. The stage show is great here. Dancers get completely nude and seem to be very open with their sexuality. For just a couple bucks dancers will slide off the stage into your lap and give you a mini lap dance while nude. You can touch the dancers when they do this. Once the club got busy around 23:00, both stages were put into use. Dancers seemed to make anywhere from $40 to $100 per stage set.