Reviews by sinclair

I went to Downtown Cabaret on a Friday night around 23:45. The club is right in the middle of downtown Minneapolis, and one will have to pay to park in a garage if driving. The…

I went to Ralph’s Place on a Thursday night at 22:45. The club is in a strip mall, with the only other tenant being Manhattan Pizza. There was a $10 cover charge. Sincweisers were $6.75.…

I finally made it back to Loyalist City for another visit to Blush. I arrived around 20:15 on a Saturday night, not long after they opened. The club is located upstairs and you must clear…

I found myself at Wiggles on 21:05 on a Friday night. I was skeptical going in because there were only three cars in the parking lot. There was a $10 cover to enter. Wiggles is…

I stopped into Fantasy on a Friday night around 20:30. The club is located on the frontage road to I-80/I-94 with the Little Calumet River being directly behind the club. If you are coming from…

I went to All Stars around 18:30 on a Wednesday evening to wait out the traffic on I-55. There was no cover to get in, but they do scan your drivers license. Sincweisers were $4.…

I was at Southern Comfort on a recent Friday evening. I hit up the BP gas station less than a block away for some Sincweiser tallboys before parking in the club’s gravel parking lot. The…

Since Tuxedo’s has not been reviewed in almost a year, I decided to TOFTT and see what the current situation was. I stopped by Tuxedo’s on a Saturday around 17:00 on a Saturday. There was…

I was most recently at Daisy Dooks on a Saturday two weekends ago. I arrived around 00:30, which was technically Sunday, and stayed until almost closing time at 04:00. On the first time I stopped…

Teasers has not been reviewed in close to three years, so I feel obligated to give an update. My review will be a summary of multiple visits to Teasers during the month of June. The…

This review will encompass my last three visits to Maverick’s in June. This strip club has not been reviewed in a year, so it is overdue for a fresh rundown. The club is located right…

I went to The Candy Factory around 23:00 on a Saturday night. The club is right at the intersection of US 30 and Illinois 251. The parking lot is gravel. The cover charge was $5.…

I stopped by the High Heel Saloon at on a Saturday night at 21:30. The cover charge was $7. A Sincweiser was $4. The club is split into two rooms. The front room has video…

I went to State Line Showgirls on a Saturday night at 19:45. The club is a juice bar, so the cover charge was $15, but unlimited nonalcoholic drinks were free. Luckily, they did have Dr.…

Since Michael’s has not been reviewed in six months, I decided to visit during prime time on a Saturday night. I walked in the door at 18:50. They scan your driver’s license into their computer.…

I was driving through Morgan City and pretty much happened to come across this strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Apparently, The Platform had just opened in March 2017, so I thought I would do…

I had not been to Visions since September 2014, so I was overdue for a check-up. I arrived at 20:00 on a Friday night. Cover is $8 after 19:00 and $4 before. You are given…

I went to Nuevo Senorial Men’s Club on a Friday afternoon around 15:30. There was no cover charge. The inside is very basic. There is a small bar to your left as you enter. You…

I visited Stilettos Cabaret in Brownsville multiple times while working in Brownsville, so this review will summarize all of those visits. The cover charge was always $10, whether it was a quiet weeknight or a…

I visited the Tex Mex Lounge a little after 20:30 on a Friday night. I parked my car and upon entering the door, some guy in a windbreaker told me it was $10 to park…

I went to Xoticas around 17:30 on a Friday afternoon. The club is located next to a Long John Silver’s/Taco Bell joint restaurant. When I arrived the parking lot was overflowing. I was lucky to…

I dropped by Stilettos Cabaret at 23:50 on a Thursday night and stayed until they turned the lights on at 02:00. The whole front of the parking lot is reserved for valet, so if you…

I went to The Cabaret Men’s Club at 22:50 on a Saturday night. The cover was $12, which was a shocker based on the area of the city that this club is located in. I…

I was staying in Corpus Christi, and this was the closest strip club to my hotel. Since it has not been reviewed in two years, I was going to see whether it was still open…

I went to Super Tuesday at Jaguars. This is an event they throw the first Tuesday of every month, where VIP is $5, cover is $5, and table dances are $5. According to the dancers…