sinclair's Review

I found myself at Wiggles on 21:05 on a Friday night. I was skeptical going in because there were only three cars in the parking lot. There was a $10 cover to enter. Wiggles is one of the smallest strip club I’ve ever been to with only thirty-four chairs in the entire club. The stage is against the back wall of the club about two feet off of the ground. It has two poles that are only about four feet apart from each other. The bar is against the front wall with seven stools and two small televisions.

A tipping area in front of the stage has an additional seven chairs. Flanking each side of the stage are elevated areas with more comfortable seating. Between these two areas, you have another twenty places to sit. The private dance area and dressing room are down a hallway to the left as you enter. A Sincweiser was $4. The only food options are bar pizzas for $10 and bags of chips for $1.

The first forty-five minutes I was inside, the club was completely dead. There were no dancers, four staff members, and three customers. The bartender was a sexy tatted white girl that I wouldn’t have minded going a few rounds with. Finally around 21:50 an African-American dancer named Mia took the stage. She was a 24 year old height-weight proportionate dancer with D cup boobs and a copious bumper. I’d grade her out as a 6.5, mostly because she had a kid, although not overly evident. After she danced three or four songs, the stage went dead again. Lap dances are $20 each or 3 for $50. The lack of dancers on the floor precluded me from getting any.