Posts by JohnSmith69

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I’m headed for a visit to Follies soon. I was wondering what my chances are these days of funding at least semi cute young white girls. While they are often a rare commodity at Follies there always used to…

Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was added to the glossary, or when…

Last night a stripper was called to the stage who had my fav stripper name ever. I can’t recall ever having heard the name before although it did sound like a pretty obvious choice of a stripper name once…

I’m in a club with some of the ugliest dancers ever. The little head is hiding like a turtle in its shell. Then the queen of ugly comes out of the dressing room. She is uglier than most men.…

WARNING: certain images in this this story can be disturbing to some readers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5837039/Top-Gun-star-Kelly-McGillis-makes-rare-public-appearance-32-years-release-hit-film.html

I have bad news. You are getting married. You have a choice between two women. They are exactly the same in all respects except for one: their looks. Candidate number one is an 8 in looks. You…

I can’t recall ever seeing this before, at least not to this degree. I have been to this club in years past and it didn’t used to be this way. I went to the club a couple of weeks ago and…

This is the story behind my recent post on the sticky stripper. I was doing my usual thing - sitting at a table near the stage and heading up for a full gynecological view when desired. The hottest girl…

This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?

I’m at the tip rail and have been through several stage sets. I tip just a couple of bucks to each girl cause they are just not very hot. Then a genuinely ugly woman takes the stage. The…

It might be the marijuana, but I thought this was funny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5757575/Publix-censors-Summa-Cum-Laude-graduation-cake-profanity.html