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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Is Crazy Joe the mad pooper?

I think they are both from Colorado. And they both have a thing with defecating. The mad pooper is a woman but maybe Joe's real name is Josephine. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 6

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Pussy plus alcohol

Where in the continental US can you get alcohol plus full nudity? I'm talking about a club that serves alcohol, not byob, and has completely nude dancers. I only remember seeing this in Atlanta, Miami and other southeast…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 31

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Unusual dancer name

I was talking to a dancer and asked her name. It was a weird name, and it was very loud, so I asked her to spell it. Her name was Lita. I told her that was an…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 37

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Women who dress like strippers in public

I'm on a plane. I sleep through take off but wake up when the drink cart comes by. I'm watching an attractive MILF across the aisle order her drink. Holy shit. She's practically topless. Here's a little…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 27

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Should I be worried about this?

Should I be worried about this? All the stories about otc gone bad have gotten me paranoid. I was with video girl a while back. We did our usual thing, nothing out of the ordinary sex wise. After…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 22

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What's with all of the stoopid Smiley Faces

I leave the board for a few days and it all goes to shit.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 8

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The Ugly Stripper

What is the ugliest stripper you've ever seen? I saw mine a few days ago. She was maybe 6'3" or 6'4", and looked like she would make a good linebacker. On most women her weight would make them look…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 21

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The gravy drinker

Mary Jane wants to see that picture of SJG with a bowl of gravy that he's drinking. Any chance somebody has or can easily find the link to that picture. Mary thanks you in advance.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Bitch, Part 3

If you read the prior posts, or are interested in reading them, I have a follow up question. Part 1 https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51251#comment687553 Part 2 https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51266#comment687661 I am going to be at the club where Bitch works in about 10 days. Should I ignore her, or have…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 60

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Bitch Part 2

Predictably, most of you said you'd walk away but that you think I listened to the little head and Mary Jane and paid for the blow job. My usual practice would have been to get my dick wet.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 27

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Bitch

If you don't like my stories, this would be a good time for you to move on to the next discussion. Or go play with Juice. This post is for people who are willing to take the time…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 53

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Huge Turn Off

I despise women with underarm hair. Even if she's otherwise my exact type, I would reject any women with underarm hair. I was reminded of this in looking at some porn for women who don't shave their pussies.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 21

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Dive clubs

What is a dive strip club? How do you define it? If you can't define it, what are some indisputably dive clubs that might be known by multiple tusclers? What are the characteristics that make those clubs indisputably…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 37

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The many potential uses of sex robots

I don't think women will get into them in big numbers but I do think that robots may start playing a role in threeaomes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4750768/Could-sexbots-make-men-redundant.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

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I'm cancelling my plans for penis enlargement surgery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4745802/Man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Extremely Phat Women

Lately I have encountered at least a dozen guys who have a wife or long term gf who is extremely fat. I'm talking 300-500 lbs fat. Not just thick or chubby. Most of these guys were a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 48

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Another prediction

I'm calling it here and now. Remember I'm the one who called Trump's victory months in advance, when almost everybody here (Nina most vocally) said I was nuts. So in the midst of all of this stoopid impeachment…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 81

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Altered nipples

I think this may have been mentioned before but I just experienced it for myself. An otherwise cute dancer at Follies has heart shaped nipples. I only saw them from a distance but she aopeared to have had hem…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 19

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What would you do?

You are at one of your regular clubs. It is a moderately busy Thursday evening with the usual number of dancers working for a Thursday . A 9 who is just your type takes the stage. She…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 26

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This could be any of us

If the stripper in our hotel room ODs on whatever drug she is taking. As an aside, I think this guy's little prostitute is kinda cute and fuckable. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4704522/Double-life-ex-USC-med-school-dean-Carmen-Puliafito.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 32

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Finally there's a way to never forget your password

https://www.google.com/amp/www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/porn-site-using-penis-for-password%3Famp

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Follies

I'm planning to be at follies (day shift of course) on Thursday July 20. Let me know if anybody else is planning to be there.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 16

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Redheads

I adore redheads. For example, this is one of my favorite porn collections: https://stunningredheads.tumblr.com/archive There are few girls in there who are 10s to me. Bunches of them are a 9 or a 9.5. While lots of things turn…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 30

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News flash: Women don't necessarily prefer a big penis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4685708/Tracey-Cox-navigate-penis-size.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 5

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Which would you chose?

If an air dance is the only option and you're with a very hot nude stripper, which would you choose. Follies guys don't say neither just because you don't have to settle for air dances. You must choose…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 21
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