Almost all of my clubbing has been in the Midwest, the vast majority in Illinois and Indiana. My answer to your question will be unique to me, I'm sure: my all-time favorite strip club is the Silver Bullet in Urbana, IL! Sure, I will never get a handie there, let alone a blowie or more. Hell, I will seldom even fondle a funbag! However, over the years I've enjoyed literally hundreds of lapgasms from a long series of attractive young strippers of all shapes and ethnicities. Cover is $5, but I seldom pay it: it's free before 9 and I always have the VIP membership at $20 for six months. Beer is $3.25 ($2 before 10). Best of all, enthusiastic lappers with major grindage are only $15, having gone up a few years ago from $10.
Strange as it may sound, the lowly Silver Bullet is my favorite club.