A new experience for me

37 comments

• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  John you are fucking stoned, the waitress likes your tip and wants you to order from her thats all.
• GoVikings

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  7 years ago

  No, you should ask for her number!
• Dougster

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  7 years ago

  Are you posting from the club? Still time to act?
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  It's Thursday night and I'm in a strip club. Of course I'm stoned.
• Dougster

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  7 years ago

  I'm with Vikings! ask her is she wants to meet up after work.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  After work is not an option. It my dick gets wet tonight, it's gotta be ITC.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Yeah, ask her.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Put your name on a napkin and draw a dick next to it and give it to her
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Papi I like it. But my drawing skills are minimal. What if she wonders why I drew a light house on my napkin?
• ime

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  7 years ago

  No put the napkin on your dick with her tip and give it to her.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  My first assumption is that she knows you're a big-spender and she wants a piece of the pie (sorta throwing herself at you) - or she's just trying to exercise good customer service to increase her tips
• michael.stivic

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  7 years ago

  Maybe she used to work at Hooters... Waitresses there use the same trick.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  She's a part-time recruiter for AARP.
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  She wants to know where she can dye her hair red and become a DS.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Must be a crappy club if you have time to post on here. :)
• goldmongerATL

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  7 years ago

  He's multitasking. Probably catching up on e-mail while getting a BJ. Strippers read their phone while lapping or even getting taken from behind in VIP, so we should be able to multitask, too.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  I post while ugly dancers are on stage. Like the one right now. Awful.
  
  Sadly the waitress doesn't want to fuck me. It was just good customer service. I hate that.
  
  But all is not lost. There's a new blond here offering ejaculatiry services. Only an 8 but none of my regulars are here tonight.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Make that ejaculaory services.
  
  For the trolls, that means she will make me cum if I pay her money.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Fuck. Mary Jane cant type worth shit.
  
  EJACULATORY.
  
  
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Yes John like I said originally, just good customer service,but you stoned out mind fuckers hate that, but anyway I hope you are having a good time.
  I got an Idea for you . Pretend to be multitasking while your blond is giving you a blowjob but just stare at your DS's picture on your phone and once you get off that way, complete the experience by giving her a DS size tip. : )
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  Ejaculatory services are a chump's game! Ballers get a fake number in the front room
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  JS, one thing I've learned on this board over and over and over again is that purchasing ejaculatory services is a chump's game that only exacerbates your perversion (or some such shit). John, please tell us you didn't partake in that chump's game!
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I'm delighted to report that I purchased ejaculatory services *twice* today, enjoying toe-curling BBBJCIMs at 1 and 7, from two different strippers at the same club, with a nice long break between them to do some online work, watch a movie, and reload.
  
  This is a major milestone in my return to sexual health after ONE orgasm in November-December. Huzzah!
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  IIRC, there is a medical exception to the chump's game, so you should be good for 180 days, MrDeuce
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  I think the wacko says that ej services exacerbate your frustrations. But I have never understoood that statement. I recently had a very good blow job and I feel no frustrations whatsoever despite the fact that as usual I probably overpaid.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Fuck her in the pussy then takes names later lol
  
  This thread reminds me of the time I went to PP in Greenville on a weekday night and only found the 18 year old waitress hot lol...they let me get dances from her but she wasn't allowed to get naked....I was able to touch all I wanted and she had a huge soft rake....I pissed the strippers off and spent all my money on the shot girl in the front room...just was hilarious to me
• anonlvone

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  7 years ago

  I had this happen to me once. It was my first time in a very posh club. One of the waitresses showed me around, and when she was done she got me a drink and after she left I noticed she had left behind an invitation to an upcoming event along with her name and phone number.
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  Really, John? I'm sorry, but a monger as experienced as you should know better. Now that you are sober, I am sure you realize that the name (if it was even real) plus the heart is simply an attempt to increase her tips. Studies have proven that waitresses who draw smiley faces, hearts, dot their "i"s with little hearts get larger tips. Nothing more than attempt to earn a little more money out of your wallet.
  Having said that, there's nothing wrong with seeing if she's available for a lapper or other ejaculatory services if she's attractive enough.
• grand1511

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  7 years ago

  She wants to sell you weed
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Maybe I don't get out much but this was my first napkin name/heart. At least I didn't fall in love with her.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  "she had a huge soft rake."
  
  Ahhh... autumn in the Carolinas. There's nothing like it.
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  I thought it was common knowledge /occurrence with napkin names/hearts. It's amazing how different experiences and conventional wisdom can actually be. No wonder we can't agree on politics and religion .
  At Christies Cabaret in Tempe, a waitress wrote a rather lengthy poem on the napkin she served me with my drink. All hearts and x's and o's. I thought we had something. Then I went back the next night with some friends and they all got the same poem on their napkins. LOL. This was before my TUSCL enlightenment.
• Estafador

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  7 years ago

  And here I thought a new experience meant he's getting dances from someone older than a high college sophomore
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  What do you want?
  
  Buying dances is a chump's game. Front room makeout session. Then when it is time for your pants to come down, you inviter her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue.
  
  SJG
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Nancy Reagan had it right.
  
  Just say "No"
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Oops. Wrong thread.
  
  And I don't have a weed excuse.
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  ^^^^^^ Flagooner +5
  
  :)
  
  SJG