Waitress brings my drink in a club. I pick it up and notice the napkin. It has a woman's name (presumably the waitress) written on it and a heart next to it.
My first assumption is that she knows you're a big-spender and she wants a piece of the pie (sorta throwing herself at you) - or she's just trying to exercise good customer service to increase her tips
He's multitasking. Probably catching up on e-mail while getting a BJ. Strippers read their phone while lapping or even getting taken from behind in VIP, so we should be able to multitask, too.
Yes John like I said originally, just good customer service,but you stoned out mind fuckers hate that, but anyway I hope you are having a good time.
I got an Idea for you . Pretend to be multitasking while your blond is giving you a blowjob but just stare at your DS's picture on your phone and once you get off that way, complete the experience by giving her a DS size tip. : )
JS, one thing I've learned on this board over and over and over again is that purchasing ejaculatory services is a chump's game that only exacerbates your perversion (or some such shit). John, please tell us you didn't partake in that chump's game!
I'm delighted to report that I purchased ejaculatory services *twice* today, enjoying toe-curling BBBJCIMs at 1 and 7, from two different strippers at the same club, with a nice long break between them to do some online work, watch a movie, and reload.
This is a major milestone in my return to sexual health after ONE orgasm in November-December. Huzzah!
I think the wacko says that ej services exacerbate your frustrations. But I have never understoood that statement. I recently had a very good blow job and I feel no frustrations whatsoever despite the fact that as usual I probably overpaid.
This thread reminds me of the time I went to PP in Greenville on a weekday night and only found the 18 year old waitress hot lol...they let me get dances from her but she wasn't allowed to get naked....I was able to touch all I wanted and she had a huge soft rake....I pissed the strippers off and spent all my money on the shot girl in the front room...just was hilarious to me
I had this happen to me once. It was my first time in a very posh club. One of the waitresses showed me around, and when she was done she got me a drink and after she left I noticed she had left behind an invitation to an upcoming event along with her name and phone number.
Really, John? I'm sorry, but a monger as experienced as you should know better. Now that you are sober, I am sure you realize that the name (if it was even real) plus the heart is simply an attempt to increase her tips. Studies have proven that waitresses who draw smiley faces, hearts, dot their "i"s with little hearts get larger tips. Nothing more than attempt to earn a little more money out of your wallet.
Having said that, there's nothing wrong with seeing if she's available for a lapper or other ejaculatory services if she's attractive enough.
I thought it was common knowledge /occurrence with napkin names/hearts. It's amazing how different experiences and conventional wisdom can actually be. No wonder we can't agree on politics and religion .
At Christies Cabaret in Tempe, a waitress wrote a rather lengthy poem on the napkin she served me with my drink. All hearts and x's and o's. I thought we had something. Then I went back the next night with some friends and they all got the same poem on their napkins. LOL. This was before my TUSCL enlightenment.
Buying dances is a chump's game. Front room makeout session. Then when it is time for your pants to come down, you inviter her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue.
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Sadly the waitress doesn't want to fuck me. It was just good customer service. I hate that.
But all is not lost. There's a new blond here offering ejaculatiry services. Only an 8 but none of my regulars are here tonight.
For the trolls, that means she will make me cum if I pay her money.
EJACULATORY.
I got an Idea for you . Pretend to be multitasking while your blond is giving you a blowjob but just stare at your DS's picture on your phone and once you get off that way, complete the experience by giving her a DS size tip. : )
This is a major milestone in my return to sexual health after ONE orgasm in November-December. Huzzah!
This thread reminds me of the time I went to PP in Greenville on a weekday night and only found the 18 year old waitress hot lol...they let me get dances from her but she wasn't allowed to get naked....I was able to touch all I wanted and she had a huge soft rake....I pissed the strippers off and spent all my money on the shot girl in the front room...just was hilarious to me
Having said that, there's nothing wrong with seeing if she's available for a lapper or other ejaculatory services if she's attractive enough.
Ahhh... autumn in the Carolinas. There's nothing like it.
At Christies Cabaret in Tempe, a waitress wrote a rather lengthy poem on the napkin she served me with my drink. All hearts and x's and o's. I thought we had something. Then I went back the next night with some friends and they all got the same poem on their napkins. LOL. This was before my TUSCL enlightenment.
Buying dances is a chump's game. Front room makeout session. Then when it is time for your pants to come down, you inviter her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue.
SJG
Just say "No"
And I don't have a weed excuse.
:)
SJG