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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Post Sex Prayer

This story got me wondering whether the DS and I shouldn't be praying to the strip club gods after each worship session. Anybody else pray regularly after sex? ( I don't think praying that you don't catch an std

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Another PL of the Year Award Candidate

http://dailym.ai/1Rvert3

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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I miss my wife

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job will still suck. Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a wife up. Q: What's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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A stripper is walking down the street...

A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 5

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My date with an OTC virgin

So I met the OTC virgin. Despite the doubts of many (including me) she showed. When I evaluate a new dancer, I have to be careful not to compare her to the most awesome stripper on earth who rocks my…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 10

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I have become

comfortably numb. Great song. Never listened to the words before.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 10

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Biggest stage tips

1. What's the biggest stage tip you have ever given a dancer? 2. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever seen? 3. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever heard about? For me: 1. $150 to DS ( yes it's the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 26

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The brotherhood of stripper enthusiasts

I believe that a love of strippers is a unifying characteristic of mankind that has the potential to bridge otherwise insurmountable social differences. A case in point. The DS wants to go to a nail salon. She is the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 25

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A busy summer

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a dancer who I cancelled an OTC date with cause she kept nickel and dimming me. Worst part is she says no blow job. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35819 Well, she's back. After I canceled our…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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Was this inappropriate?

Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your breasts first." Upon reflection, and since…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 20

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Pathetic Loser of the year award nominee

Remember that there is a vote to be held at the end of the year to choose the most pathetic one. http://dailym.ai/1LXetGC

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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For Papi

http://dailym.ai/1LUmM5O You're welcome

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

Last night she is late, the club is dead, and girls are trying to steal me from her left and right. The place really reeked of desperation more than I've ever seen before. There are 3 times more…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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What's your most pathetic strip clubbing moment?

We all started out as newbies, and I'm willing to bet that most if not all of us who have touched a woman before ( sorry to exclude you SJG) have some particularly pathetic moments from our early strip club…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 29

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It's always something

It's always something. Every time I go to the club or have a date with one of them. In just the past month I have seen or heard about (and a few times been involved with) all of the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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SJG's Best Wisdom to Date

June 26, 2015 • As I know, when you hear someone calling someone else gay, it is usually because the speaker is afraid that he might be gay. That is how I have always taken this and all related therads. SJG

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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For those of you who are into Asian dancers

Not my thing but I thought you'd like it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLphncXKu4

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 6

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Another Presidential Candidate

I might vote for this guy. Having him as President would be kind of like having Bill Clinton as President again after his divorce from the ice queen. http://dailym.ai/1GVzx9D

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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DATY update

I posted a while back about whether I should be more gentle in my oral love of her most intimate place. The consensus was that most guys are too vigorous, and I'll be damned if you PLs weren't right.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Kisses

I started playing this song for her as I kiss my way down her stomach to her tiny little slit. She loves her kisses down low. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DJUTgkUIA

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

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Who will get more?

Who do you think will end up getting more money per month from me -- The DS (assuming historical levels of spending remain consistent) or the ex-wife in alimony?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 20

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Repetitive Posts

I have noticed that certain tuscl members tend to ask the same or similar questions over and over. Here are some examples. Feel free to add your own. From Douggie: Why is JS69 such a faggot? Why is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 20

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Police protestors saved by the police

Funny. I like the "little bitches" comment. http://dailym.ai/1GRHm07

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Truth or Stripper Shit?

The DS and I have passed a new, inevitable line in a stripper customer relationship. No, she doesn't want anal sex. But she has for the first time asked me for extra money. We are smoking in…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 75

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Phat Pussy

I’ve always known that the DS has the best pussy I’ve ever experienced. Nothing else every remotely compares that I’ve ever felt. She’s amazingly tight. It takes effort to get in even when she’s wet. I’ve…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3
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