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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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STD Testing Your Strippers

I hate condoms and I desperately want to fuck my strippers bareback. But I never have, except for the DS, cause I don't want to catch something that'll make my dick fall off. So for girls that I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Tuscl names that I wish I had chosen

Ever see a tuscl name that you wish you'd chosen? This is the one I'd like to have: PotHeadPL https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=202314 Second choice, Hugh_G_Rection https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=171311

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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Shopping Tonight?

I've been running my system on potential DS2. Tonight we either close the deal on an OTC date or I give up. She's new and I believe that she's never done this before, so I've been going slow.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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Do bouncers serve any useful purpose? If not, why do so many PLs grease them?

I learn a lot about the dynamics of the strip club by spending so much time with the DS in her club. Lately I've been fascinated by the fact that a huge segment of PLs think that greasing bouncers…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 48

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It's not too late to get a cheap plane ticket to Detroit on Sept 12

This morning I reserved a plane ticket to Detroit for the meetup using the ap skiplagged. As usual, this ap saved me a few hundred dollars on the cost of the trip. Over the past year I have…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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Cum on her face

Does this do anything for you? Have you ever done it with a stripper? I'm trying to decide whether or not to make this the ending in my next production with video girl.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Detroit Meetup Saturday Sept 12 Penthouse 8 pm

Sept is here. As a reminder the meetup is Sept 12, 8 pm, at Penthouse. If you're interested and haven't previously told me of that interest either by PM or posting in a discussion, please let me know…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 19

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Help, what should I do?

I'm walking in a very conservative American city. Just enjoying a warm summer evening, getting some exercise, smoking the vape, and having fantasies about fucking girls at the club without the DS. Horny as hell, just the all American…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 44

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The hottest thing that a dancer has said to you ITC

What's the hottest thing a dancer has ever said to you ITC? Here's mine. So I'm shopping last weekend. The little head has started calling my latest focus DS2. Obviously that's extremely premature, and could just be wishful thinking.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 30

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Responding to internet trolls

Responding to internet trolls is like organizing your underwear drawer. Feels good for a second and then you ask yourself WHY DID I DO THAT? Admittedly this is a lesson that I have not fully learned yet.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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The cure for PLism

And it only costs $7,500. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3215560/The-Christian-rehab-Josh-Duggar-spend-six-months-reading-Bible-praying-doing-manual-labor-cure-sex-addiction.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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A great idea for Dougster

Dougster, we are all unbelievably sick of your incessant System crap directed at Rick. We'd rather be tied down and forced to fuck Hillary Clinton than to read that yet again again and fucking again over and over ...…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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Hard to Believe

Tonight I had one of those cheap high mileage pussy strippers that you guys talk about so often. The service was amazing. I give about 12 hours notice and she's good. She shows up, dances nude, no…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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How much money

How much money would Hillary Clinton have to pay to get you to fuck her? With your eyes open the whole time. DFK is also required throughout. How much extra to let Bill watch while he jerks off in…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Fucking Her in the Mouth

This is my new favorite sex act. Just did it with my little single mom cause she was having her period. It makes me cum so quick every time. She stroked me with her tongue while I fucked.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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Fucking Ugly Women

At what point is a woman too ugly to fuck? I had dinner with an old high school girlfriend. Not only did I not want to fuck her, but I would not. She could have offered me…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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Random Thoughts

I used to be satisfied just sitting in a room full of gorgeous naked young women. Pretty early on though I found that I had to touch to be satisfied. It was no problem cause there are plenty…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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Stripper Pole

Was talking to a stripper the other day who installed a stripper pole in her house. Her mom was a stripper. She's a stripper. And she has three daughters. Who have a stripper pole in their house. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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I'm pissed, but what should I do?

So I've spent several months cultivating a relationship with a cute little stripper that I thought would be an outstanding DS backup. She's new so it's been slow going. But I've been very patient and generous with her,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 69

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My Fav Porn Video Ever

This is the Hottest video that I've ever seen in my entire life. The best piece of porn I will ever see. I'm horny enough to fuck an ATM. Ok. So I said no sex stories for a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 7

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Discounts

Of all the things that you might try to get at a discount, penis surgery should be at the absolute bottom of that list. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/25/fake-doctors-penis-enlargement_n_8040202.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Other?

I just set up the activity ap on my new Apple watch. You have to enter personal info including your sex. The choices are: female, male, and other. WTF is other?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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Are you a FILF

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209043/I-best-head-Married-teacher-51-accused-sexually-harassing-male-workers-giving-unwanted-rubs-inviting-home-shower.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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Boys will be boys

Even though society is trying to make them all into girls http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209776/Sigma-Nu-Old-Dominion-University-suspended-vulgar-signs-freshman-daughter-drop-appeared-outside-campus-house.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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This is why I carry a gun

and you should too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209571/Father-shot-three-times-wife-children-home-invaders-knocked-door-claiming-flat-tire-horror-home-robbery.html As an aside, the wife is a really cute MILF.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24
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