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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Time for another weird hypothetical

Suppose that customer service in restaurants was as bad as it is in strip clubs. What percentage of the time would at least half your fries not be there (never cooked, eaten by someone else, etc.) before your plate…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 2

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All-Time Most Twisted Name for a Real Porn Flick

Cirque du Hole-A Top it.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 4

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Hot chick doctors on TV

Seems like hot chick (medical) doctors are way over-represented among doctors who appear on TV (relative to how many there are among the general population of doctors). Inevitable I guess, given the appeal to multiple demographics: Typical chick: "A…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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Strip Talk

Just had my brakes fixed by a new mechanic. He fixed the fucked-up job of my previous mechanic, who I had been going to for several years. Got me to thinking, it's not that different with strippers than…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

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Lowering your standards

It seems like it's not very "baked in" to us what we think is hot. Suppose Science came up with a drug or a therapy that could make you less picky about which women were hot? Would I…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 19

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Tougher times for strippers

I think we all agree the recession is a big part of it. Maybe the fact that the Millenials are the biggest generation since the Baby Boom is also a factor.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 9

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Plausible Arousability

I've met a few strippers who told me they like anal and (light) hair pulling. I didn't use to like either of these in porn, but once I had the idea in my head a woman could actually get…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 15

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Queerlanta?

My fav says Atlanta is not the best place to be a straight woman, because a high percentage of the male population is gay, many of them closeted. Anyone else heard this? I could see where Nene might inspire a…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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Hairless Porn Actors

What is it with guys in porn who remove every last bit of their body hair including their eyebrows? It looks like the guy is getting his wish from the Make A Wish Foundation in between rounds of chemo.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 3

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Calibrating the TUSCL whore-o-meter

Although it never works out when I try to characterize what's typical here, fuck it, I'm trying again. Typically, TUSCLers appreciate a good dirty stripper, the longer the menu of available extras the better. However, these girls are presumed to…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 11

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White Guys, Black Chicks

Black dancers tend to crab that it's harder for them to bank than white dancers. And it seems like, among posters here, most have never had a Black fav. So that seems to be saying that white guys…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 36

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Sex Surplus

A stripper once told me she knew this really hot guy, but she'd never fuck him again. She said he kept putting his dick all the way in, even after she told him it hurt. So OK, obvious big chance…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 18

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More lawsuit paranoia?

Picked up a can of WD-40. Noticed it now says "multi-" not "all-purpose" lubricant. Are their lawyer afraid some chick will spray it in her cooter, then sue?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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OT: LA car pooling

I've heard that part of the traffic jam problem in the LA area is that giving someone a rid is considered a sign of submission. Like one dog sniffing another dog's butt-hole.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 21

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OT: Is "spook" now an unusable word?

I was with this Black dancer, when somebody came up behind her and startled her. A couple minutes later, she was still rattled, so I said "wow, he really spooked you". Which caused her to give me a…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 38

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Ghetto Gaggers

A dancer was telling me she knew a Black dancer who had appeared in a "ghetto gagger" video. I didn't know what it was. She explained that it's a porn video where a Black chick is deep-throated until…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 18

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New type of breast implant

http://betaspot.com/heliumboob/ I she permits mouth contact, will you're voice have a high pitch for a few seconds afterwards? I'm glad they're not using hydrogen. Remember the Hindenburg.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 11

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OT: Alzheimer's -- how it starts

So I was having dinner with a friend, eating my salad. I say to him, "didn't you order a salad too?" He says, "Um yeah, I finished it, and the waitress took the empty plate away."

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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My underwear issues continued

I use to have a fav I would bitch at for showing up wearing "granny panties". She was like hey, I have a busy life, I'm not wearing uncomfortable underwear all day just because I'm coming to your house…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

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Dancinggal posted her picture!

You should see her chest!!! https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527 But seriously though, that is NOT stripper underwear. That's maybe librarian underwear.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 31

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Fayetteville, NC question

Does anyone know if any/which clubs in Fayetteville, NC allow out-of-town dancers to dance only on the few busiest days after military paydays?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 9

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OT: Porn reality show idea

2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress. But the actress can turn down the guy who wins. He gets his $5 back, out of the actress's share of the money.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 16

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Hunch

Frankie was vanishingly small down there, no hope of filling Annette's cavernous love canal. Discuss.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 28

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Part of me

wants someone to explain this to me. http://www.epiclol.com/paula-deen-s-butt-massage-scented-candle/ Part of me doesn't.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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Do we really only have TWO ripoffs to report?

http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Stripper-Web-Forum-stripperwebcom/internet/Stripper-Web-Forum-stripperwebcom-Rape-Scam-Fraud-Murder-Theft-Fake-Stripper-Jobs-Be-973101 http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Silkys/Mckees-rocks-Pennsylvania/Silkys-Inebriated-and-verbally-confrontational-stripper-tries-to-steal-customers-purse-1114584

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2
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