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Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm Does this mean that Black dudes are going to have the smartest kids, making Black people the real master race?
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Remeber the move "Eyes Wide Shut"? http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/e/eyes-wide-shut-1999--03.jpg Should clubs let dancers who are especially concerned about anonymity dance with masks like these? Would you get dances from a masked dancer (I would)? Would you be disturbed by the possibility that she might…
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Guess she got bored with us. Anyone get dances from her at her club lately?
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Does she leave them that thick to give herself some sort of West Asian look? She could probably pass for Latina if she tried.
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https://www.tuscl.net/adserver/www/images/3bf736e78dd2021ab64958955fc918b0.gif 1. Really, a bald chick? I know her hair can kinda tickle but that's a pretty drastic solution. 2. What is up with her tits? 3. Is she trying to keep his leg hard or what? 4. I…
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Please change pikey_bastard's handle to apocalypse_boy.
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Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him. Your welcome, Rick.
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If lopaw gets off during a lapper, does that count as an LDK? Does it depend on the quantity of girl-splooge?
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To want is to suffer. To want strippers is to give yourself a fucking nervous breakdown. Suppose there was daily pill that, with no side effects, would make you totally lose interest in sex. Takers? I would at least try…
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Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a place where they don't know people…
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Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who tend to annoy the dancers would…
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http://www.thepennyhoarder.com/sell-breast-milk/
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http://www.examiner.com/article/fat-butts-big-thighs-women-make-smarter-kids-says-new-research-study Maybe it's because it earns would be babymamas an injection of Papi Chulo genius-jizz.
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I was looking at Carmella Bing's website the other day ( http://www.thebingdynasty.com/ ). I feel like porn stars get gypped really bad. If I'm going to buy a new DVD at full price, it's a porn DVD.…
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I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just constantly getting nudged into the minefield. My…
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Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? Or the juvenile characteristics: skinniness,…
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There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?
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I refer to the Gulf of Mexico fatal drilling platform explosion and subsequent spill, and the earlier refinery explosion where men also died. Maybe this is not in your area of specialty so you can't give an expert opinion.…
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If you have a lawn and you really piss a stripper off bad... http://www.sex.com/picture/21636844-awesome-rear-entry-solo-pic-with-a-fabulous-ash-brown/
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The large group of people who don't vote at all, or the large group of people who vote in presidential but not mid-term elections? Clearly the latter, I think. The first group, for understandable reasons, have given up,…
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The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.
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So you see the thumbnail for a porn clip on the net. The chick looks totally, totally hot. But then you look at the caption -- brother, sister, father, mother, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, Yes, I…
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Shyla Stylez was the proof that fake boobs, when done well, can only be surpassed by top-tier natural boobs. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbzzcKsx51r3iafjo1_500.gif What I wonder is, why don't most fake boobs turn out so well? Was she lucky? Gifted surgeon? Did…
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Think of the stripper you'd most like to do regular OTC with. Now think of your second choice. Your second choice want the same money for each pork session as your first choice. But choice number two…
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Do you think Mexicans deserve any special status or consideration in the US, given that most of the western US was taken from Mexico in a war of aggression, with a lot of war crimes by the US against civilians?
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