Comments by knight_errant (page 8)

Was DATY in the CR with the then-CF and all of the sudden her buddy comes in, and I have to call her off. (1) I don't care for the curtain to the CR being pulled back under any circumstance, much less when I am down DATY, (2) isn't enough I am letting my CF into my pocket but she feels free to horn her buddy in on the gravy train. If I wanted two dancers, I would have gone back with two.

Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, CT (the city recently reported to be the worst summer vacation destination in the country). You'll even get change back from your dollar after a $5 cover, a beer, and a few tips at the rail. (But if you want a nice experience, you're going to have to go somewhere else and drop a couple of bills.)

Of course. Right after I book a flight to Detroit.....

Crap...the ?s are supposed to be squares made of four toothpicks

Reminds me of a toothpick joke from summer camp: How do you turn two small manholes and a picket fence: ? ? I I I into one large manhole by only moving two toothpicks? ? ? I I I C U N T (it would look better with an appropriate font)

If your state has a host liability law (or Dram Shop law), and the club serves alcohol, I could understand them doing the breathalyzer screening. This is a third party liability law, which holds the server of alcohol responsible for any damages inflicted on a third party by anyone to whom they serve alcohol. In New York State, the courts interpret this law strictly. For example, in a decision a few years ago by the NYS Court of Appeals, four bars were held equally liable to pay a multi-million dollar judgment for the actions of a patron who ended up driving while intoxicated and killing someone in a car accident, despite the fact that the patron had only one drink in each of the first three bars before drinking very heavily in the fourth. The breathalyzer screening might even provide the club owner with a discount on his general liability insurance.

I am Spartacus.

Shadow- your comment brings to mind some advice I got 10 minutes before I married my ex-wife (which I wished I had listened more carefully to): "The fucking you're about to get, isn't worth the fucking you're about to get."

I go to a club a few times a year where they ALL do it. After a while, you can build up immunity. When it happens, I'll let you know.

Jackslash beat me to it. Granted, for the best eye candy in the country, there is nothing better than the Vegas Rhino (imho). But the girls there are also expert at the GFE-lead on to VIP and beyond. An hour of VIP will get you heavy two-way contact at best, and you might want to tip the bouncer (more dancers are hitting you up to do that on your way in anyway). You want mileage in Vegas, get an escort.

gotta second shadowcat: fark.com

"unable to move from the sofa for five days"? Or just didn't want to?

I do this as much as I can...and sometimes the reviews are more accurate than others. I find as I have become more of a monger, I am willing to give any old dump way out in East Bumfucka try, if I happen to be out that way. And it can make for some good stories. Also, it depends what YOU'RE looking for (as opposed to the PL who wrote the review). Some guys just want to rate the dancers and be teased (not me).

Golisano is worth $2.1 Billion (www.forbes.com/profile/tom-golisano/) What's your net worth MH?

So these screen shots I have complied of your postings are worth....?

Just last night, CF, one I've only seen three weeks in a row: -starts telling me about her bills but then stops, saying "I don't want to give you a line of stripper--- and I finish "---shit" -I tell her she needs a sugar daddy and she tells me she had 3, one paid for most of a car, one paid for her boob job......none got sex -she insists I take her number last night -texts me today "What r u doing?"....which soon turns into SS -I tell her 'I'm working my ass off otherwise I would take advantage of her situation and try to get her to sell her soul...or at least her body." -she says she would never sell her body -then asks me for a $500 loan hahahahahaha

LNM, well played, sir. Well played.

You think with all that money LMN could afford a phone with a decent camera.

^^ This.

^^^this

Thank you for your service!

^^^This. Thank you motorhead for grounding this back in reality.

He said/she said is a race to the police/courthouse. Cover your ass and record your sessions (and guard the recordings with your life....no rather, with your trust fund, it's worth more). Granted the videos will probably have more incriminating info (and certainly, as we say in court, be more prejudicial than probative) but you would never use them for anything other than to shut up the extorter by being able to show you have proof of her consent. However, realize that consent is not a viable defense to violent assault (much less choking someone to death). Knowing that you have deep pockets, it is entirely possible that one of your playmates could find a lawyer interested in reaching into them. If I were representing such a playmate, I would have her get the cops on you and tip them off to check your phone. So the best advice out of all this is not to do it. Somehow, it will go south. But I suppose you are of the Andrew Carnegie school: "don't tell me what I can't do, tell me how to do what I want to do." Should've billed you a few bill for the excellent advice, but I will let you buy me a few laps and whatever sometime instead.

Absolutely. Spend the money as if you have it already. You know as well as anyone with money, there's always more where that came from.