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Blondes vs. Boobs

crazyjoe

Colorado

I was talking to this dancer tonite and the conversation was going good. I took 5 tooth picks and lined them up like this:

I I I I I

I told her to make something round by moving two of the tooth picks (straws work also) and make something round. She is moving them around, trying different things and she gives up.

I show her how and it goes like this;

T I T

She laughs so I ask, her how do you catch a bra?

She didn't know so I tell her, with a boobie trap.

She likes that one so I ask her, why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big, and B Shells are too small, but c shells are just right.

Then she tells me to stop telling her blonde jokes!

I told her I haven't told her any blonde jokes, those are boob jokes...