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Blondes vs. Boobs

Feb 9, 2015, 12:05 PM
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crazyjoe
Colorado

I was talking to this dancer tonite and the conversation was going good. I took 5 tooth picks and lined them up like this:

I I I I I

I told her to make something round by moving two of the tooth picks (straws work also) and make something round. She is moving them around, trying different things and she gives up.

I show her how and it goes like this;

T I T

She laughs so I ask, her how do you catch a bra?

She didn't know so I tell her, with a boobie trap.

She likes that one so I ask her, why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big, and B Shells are too small, but c shells are just right.

Then she tells me to stop telling her blonde jokes!

I told her I haven't told her any blonde jokes, those are boob jokes...

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JohnSmith69

You're so good with strippers I bet you could get sex for free like those PUA guys.

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shadowcat

She was probably thinking that you were the boob. :)

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knight_errant

Reminds me of a toothpick joke from summer camp:

How do you turn two small manholes and a picket fence: ? ? I I I into one large manhole by only moving two toothpicks?

? ? I I I C U N T (it would look better with an appropriate font)

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knight_errant

Crap...the ?s are supposed to be squares made of four toothpicks

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ATACdawg

knight: Are you blonde by chance? ;)

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SlickSpic

Keeping it crazy!

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