Comments by CTQWERTY (page 31)

I bet the music level is real loud at that club.

Rod, "cost flow analysis"? Don (the owner of The Hugger) probably knows business by his gut. I can't imagine him hiring a college-educated person to crunch the stats. If anything, he should spend some dough to get some better furniture in the place. What they have now is VFW banquet hall stuff. Also, dances at The Hugger are done out in the open at the far end of the club. The out-in-the-open probably prevents even higher mileage (ie Detroit) from taking place. That said I did get a gal one time (unsolicited) who told me she was going to bend over and wanted me to shove my fingers in her... oh nevermind. And for the record, I declined.

Nice rebuttal, Sam. I was ignoring the flaws and focusing on the sugar I must admit.<p> Steve, ugh! If ever there's a "Worst Offer Routinely Pumped by a Club DJ" category, The "World Famous" Paper Moon wins hands down.<p> Also, if there's a 'Feminist's Revenge" category, Centerfold Club in Columbus, OH., is the winner. Outfitted to be the ultimate man cave until you get to the VIP area. Ever had a dance on a lazy-boy crammed into a closet, with a floodlight over head, a full length mirror on the wall opposite you and no cover for the doorway? Sounds shitty? Just imagine the topper: the bouncer stares at you the entire time in the mirror. And the dance? Pasties on the gals, no touch by you and low contact by her, all for $30 per. By the way, this 'venus fly trap' is located next to the airport just to skin the husband who thinks he can't wait to cheat on the wife...<p> Rick, you ought to consult with Founder for a fee ;)<p> Raincoat, the key to the HipHugger $10 dance model is the club takes nothing from the gals (unless they're late -- then they're fined a $1 per minute for every minute they're late.) Whatever they make they keep. No tip outs, house fees, etc. The secret is as you say, the $10 dances are inexpensive so a constant flow of guys are always coming. The girls come to make $50 an hour+. IMO more clubs should adopt the Hip Hugger's model. Especially The Paper Moon!!!!<p>

At least there's no Vegas clubs. Save those for the Worst Dollar Value!

Maybe it's analogus to gymnastics or diving judging, but instead of a multiplier for level of difficulty, it's an extras multiplier based upon high mileage words/abbreviations which show up in previously written reviews???

Jesus, who's financing PCair??? Citibank? If so, then it's ultimately the U.S. Taxpayer!

Finally!!! A reason for guys to go to the malls...

What a loaded first sentence... My guess is the juiciest parts truly only occur once in a blue moon. The reality being day after day of boredom spent passing time.

Should be a blog entry.

London, I wasn't the writer-- that was runnoft. I was just the jealous reader... and I've been to Tycoons too!

May? Londonguy, that would be a ripe time for Detroit/Toronto.

When in DC call for an ecort. The Yellow Pages are loaded to the gills with 'em.

Yes. And to rub it in, Tycoons has been somewhat of a fav of mine.

Tangentially related, ... I ordered up a lapper at one of the low mileage clubs in Milwaukee and one back in the couch area, the dancer proceeded to lower her rack about my face and then swing her set back and forth in rapid fashion. Okay maybe in brief, but she did it for the entire dance. What's THAT called? A "Swingin' Stevie"??? My neck actually hurt by the end of the song and I passed on another...

She's already sworn us off ....

Speaking of turnover, what happened to our Atlanta dancer from two weeks ago?

Brings back the memory of the gal in Detroit who had the outgoing message from her answering machine tatooed to the back of her shoulder. And a (smeared) bar code tatooed just above her ass crack. [I hope she didn't pay for either!]

No pink shirt required?

Did at The Wild Orchid in Reno. Floor manager sent one of his gals over to wake me up. Though many dancers operate with a mentality guys should always be spending (dances, drinks, etc.) for their time, nothing says lame club like guys sleeping ...

If you're back at the same club and see her again in the future, undoubtedly the appeal of the green will bring her back your way. Then you get to turn the screws. Bring it up and ask her about it, but before you do, maybe wave a waitress over and ask her (so that the dancer can't hear) to send the manager over. Then tell the manager about your last visit and put her on the spot. He'll ask her and you'll get to see how good she is when in a bind. If he fires her, well, she'll be without the regular income until she lands a new gig.

Prim0, I just took a peek at your reviews to see whether you had been to the immortal "House of Babes"... I'm curious as to whether you'd rate that higher or lower than Sinbad's? [Fyi: I wound up eating several bags of chips (that was the highlight of the visit) at Babes while consuming my lone beer before I left.]

I think she's validated the 'new' tag.

Wow, did this thread ever go into the gutter, er, colon...

"I belong to a swingers' club as a single guy, FFS!" PETA refers to animals hunted as game on a fenced property as a "canned hunt". Sounds like pothead has found the sex equivalent.

I guess The Cannonball is in for a change ... like the janitor's flashlight being swapped for a high-beam floodlight before he heads into the VIP pasture.