Well, I don't LIVE in one, but I'm an easy drive from it. If I drive 30 minutes south, I'm awash in strip clubs, massage parlors, lingerie modeling shops, and independent escorts. And that's just Pasco County, Florida. Factor in TAMPA and this part of Florida is wilder than people would believe. I belong to a swingers' club as a single guy, FFS!
I heard there are tons of starbucks all around seattle...this is good because coffee is considered an aphrodisiac in many traditions (although little scientific evidence)
I live in a remote, rural area and the nearest quality SC is hundreds of miles away. Thankfully, I travel on business to areas with club density is high. Detroit mostly.
Prim0, I just took a peek at your reviews to see whether you had been to the immortal "House of Babes"... I'm curious as to whether you'd rate that higher or lower than Sinbad's? [Fyi: I wound up eating several bags of chips (that was the highlight of the visit) at Babes while consuming my lone beer before I left.]
I live in the Target Poor Ozarks. Ever heard of the Bible Belt? Well, we are the buckle. There is a reason that the street name for meth is "417" (our area code) as the best U.S.-cooked meth comes from right here. All that means is that the escorts get run out of town, the strippers are losing teeth, and the line between "hot" and "not" is if the number of her natural teeth outnumbers her tatoos.
I agree with Prim0, columbus has the safest and cleanest clubs in the state (most columbus clubs are located on the outskirts of town in the suburb areas) and columbus clubs have the best eye candy in the state, but when it comes to mileage or value forget about it! The worst mileage/value in the state. Even Cincinnati has it better because Dayton is only a 30-40 minute drive and for columbus it is a 90-100 minute drive.
A lot of the strip clubs in Akron are located nearby the Akron university but unfortunately most akron clubs are dives and probably scare most of the college girls away from working there.
CTQWERTY - I've not been to the House of Babes...just not convenient for me...but I would imagine it has to be a step up from Sinbads....anything would have to be a step up from that place!
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PETA refers to animals hunted as game on a fenced property as a "canned hunt". Sounds like pothead has found the sex equivalent.
The only drawbacks are low mileage and high prices. But if you don't mind those, its fricking fantastic!
This, my friends, is why I travel.
Miami has many problems, but as you know, it isn't a lack of clubs and services to be rendered.
Very target rich, without a doubt.
unfortunately most of them don't dance which makes us a target deprived enviornment. *sigh*
However, I have developed some serious sniper skills. I can occasionally bag a tasty doe.