Goofiest circumstances

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
One girl brought a freakin' stroller with a doll in it to the mall, so that we could use the family restroom without drawing undue attention. Fortunately, the door had a lock.

We did that two or three times at different malls.

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BaddJack
14 years ago
Touche. I love the ingenuity. I may need to write an "article" about the handjob I got at my 30th high school reunion in a bar with a hundred people.
CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Finally!!! A reason for guys to go to the malls...
Clubber
14 years ago
Once got a chair dance from a Goth dancer. She wore a cape and while I sat at the bar on the stool, she covered her head with the cape and my head with her mouth. It was very enjoyable!
vincemichaels
14 years ago
GOOD JOB!! George!! Give that man a cigar !!
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
To be fair, I can't take credit for the idea. It was hers. I thought it was strange the first time she told me to meet her there, and even stranger when I got there and saw the stroller. Then she showed me the doll and told me what the deal was, and I almost caused a scene anyway laughing.
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