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georgmicrodongJust a fat, creepy old pervert.

One girl brought a freakin' stroller with a doll in it to the mall, so that we could use the family restroom without drawing undue attention. Fortunately, the door had a lock.

We did that two or three times at different malls.

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BaddJack

Touche. I love the ingenuity. I may need to write an "article" about the handjob I got at my 30th high school reunion in a bar with a hundred people.

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CTQWERTY

Finally!!! A reason for guys to go to the malls...

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Clubber

Once got a chair dance from a Goth dancer. She wore a cape and while I sat at the bar on the stool, she covered her head with the cape and my head with her mouth. It was very enjoyable!

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vincemichaels

GOOD JOB!! George!! Give that man a cigar !!

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georgmicrodong

To be fair, I can't take credit for the idea. It was hers. I thought it was strange the first time she told me to meet her there, and even stranger when I got there and saw the stroller. Then she showed me the doll and told me what the deal was, and I almost caused a scene anyway laughing.

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