Have you ever fallen asleep in a strip club?

16 comments

• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  The clubs play the music too damn loud
• rickdugan

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  14 years ago

  I have to admit that I have. I tend to drink heavily in the clubs and a couple of times over the years I over-indulged and dozed a little. When I woke I had enough sense to know that it was time to call a cab, but no doubt that it sucks when this happens.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Did at The Wild Orchid in Reno. Floor manager sent one of his gals over to wake me up. Though many dancers operate with a mentality guys should always be spending (dances, drinks, etc.) for their time, nothing says lame club like guys sleeping ...
• GoVikings

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  14 years ago

  No, I haven't. Like samsung1 said, they play the music too loud to fall asleep at the strip club's I've been to.
  
  I will say this though. Yesterday, I actually got bored during my visit. That's something I never thought I'd say, but it's true
  
  Reason being is because I was there during the day and there were only 10 dancers working. Out of the 10, only one was dance worthy and she ended up leaving before the DJ announced the next 2 for 1, so I didn't end up getting a dance from her. :(
• jester214

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  14 years ago

  I've come close... Usually when I was sunk into a comfy chair and had shifted my attention to a TV having given up on the girls. I usually assume this means its time to leave.
• farmerart

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  14 years ago

  Even at my most googly-eyed worst I have never fallen asleep in a club. I have been known to lose control of my cash, however.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  Not in a strip club, but I think I've fallen asleep in the middle of reading a sharkhunter post, lol.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  Nope. If I'm in danger of falling asleep, it's time to leave.
• DandyDan

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  14 years ago

  I've come close, but I haven't yet. At one club, I was tired but didn't feel like leaving, so I just slept in the car for a little bit. It works out all right as long as you leave your wrist band on.
• mikeya02

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  14 years ago

  I havent, but a young friend of mine actually fell asleep while getting lap dances. When he woke the girl told him he owed for 5 dances, he said no way and ended up running out with the bouncer chasing him. What a dope!
• BaddJack

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  14 years ago

  I once fell asleep in a club in Topeka and woke up on an Amtrak bound for Denver.
  
  Whoops.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Back in the day I was pulling 12-18 hour shifts, if I went to a strip club, there were plenty of occasions I'd start nodding off. Strange, but true, despite the loud music.
• dudeanonymous

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  14 years ago

  Bored, a few times. Falling asleep, no.
• troop

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  14 years ago

  LOL steve!
• sharkhunter

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  14 years ago

  I wasn't completely asleep, I was getting drowsy though. That happens sometimes after 4 AM. If I'm really tired I just stay home. I'd rather fall asleep on my sofa rather than in a strip club and definitely not while driving.
  
  I once slept through a very loud fire alarm in college one night though. I could hear that fire alarm over a half mile away on campus. It could hurt your teeth it was so loud in the hallway. I couldn't believe how someone could sleep through it. I heard stories. Then apparently I did one night. If I could do that, I think I could fall asleep with the music at full blast at shadowcat's favorite club as long as my ears were not ringing too loud.
• sharkhunter

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  14 years ago

  I don't want to end up on youtube. A dancer threatened to put me on youtube if she catches me sleeping.