stevies and glasses

just be able you can still get stevies for $1!
Here in columbus the new contact rules forbid stevies on stage tipping. Some still do it but it is not nearly as common as before and I can not go to places expecting it around here. Not to mention the fucking pasties they wear on their nipples.

What I hate most is when you go back for a LD, and the dancer just rips your glasses off your face and tosses them aside. Fuck you bitch!

A few years ago before the bullshit columbus rules, I had one bitch grab my glasses off my face during a stage tip and then put them on herself trying to act sexy. When I got them back they were crooked and I had to waste my time going to get them adjusted the next day.

My vision isn't too bad, but I'll usually just take my glasses off if I'm expecting to get any contact.

the only places where I have problem with glasses is the low mileage places where boob in the face action is the "hot" lap dance move- the high mileage dancers/clubs don't bother with the boob in the face action they focus more on giving Mr Happy some attention with HJ, BJ, or generous stick shifting.

Re: dancer taking your glasses off you and trying them on -- only had that happen with one dancer (C), but she knew she could get away with anything with me. She remarked that what she saw was what things looked like without her contacts.

So one night we're talking movies and C recommended "Closer", (1) b/c we both like Natalie Portman and (2) b/c C likes Portman's character's attitude about being a stripper. Early in the movie, Portman runs into Jude Law on a bus, takes off his glasses and puts them on herself. Next time I saw C, I told her that now I know where she got that from. ;-)

BTW, when I say "LD", it's not something you "go back" for. It's there on the floor, maybe a bit secluded. Decent LD mileage in Atlanta will be a good bit of rubbing of her body parts on your body parts, alternated with some more-visual-less-contact stuff; if you're lucky, maybe a surreptitious crotch grab or two. For the "more visual" parts, I definitely need my glasses so I know they didn't just substitute a bouncer. ;-)

I like to keep my glasses on so I can see everything. If they get whacked around by some big tits, so be it.

I wear glasses and they can tell me a lot about a dance before it begins. In my experience, at local clubs, the dancer often takes them off for me and sits them aside. Likely will be a good dance. If they don't take them off, maybe not so good. This is not infallible, but seems to be correct most of the time.

Once I left them in a VIP room, but was lucky when I returned and got them back.

I just take my glasses off when I go to the stage. I only need them for distance anyway, and the pair I use in the club is the cheap one, so it doesn't really matter if they get bent or lost.

Tangentially related, ... I ordered up a lapper at one of the low mileage clubs in Milwaukee and one back in the couch area, the dancer proceeded to lower her rack about my face and then swing her set back and forth in rapid fashion. Okay maybe in brief, but she did it for the entire dance. What's THAT called? A "Swingin' Stevie"??? My neck actually hurt by the end of the song and I passed on another...

CT: "Boxing Breasts", "Boobie Beat-Down"

Been there, done that. Like you, OK briefly, but not longer.

I think you guys protest too much. I have seen strippers in Tijuana take off guys glasses and insert them in places they were not intended to go. Yeah, easy for me to say. I don't wear glasses except for reading small print.

I leave my glasses off. I prefer my girls to be a little fuzzy.

I've had them do the leave the glasses on for tip rail stevies but they always have taken them off of me (usually gently) for LDs.

I'd rather have them pay attention to me below the waist rather than above the neck.

I leave my glasses in the car. Like Jack, clarity in a SC not not always a good idea. That's another reason for the low lights.

Also the reason I don't watch porn in HD. That level of detail is not for the squeamish.

Had a dancer take off my glasses and set them them down next to us during an LD session. When she was done, she sat on them. Fortunately my glasses are quite flexible and I was able to re-adjust them. Now I take them them off and set them someplace safe--at my fav club there is a little table in the private booths in the LD area.

Lear to catch those Stevies across the mouth instead of across the eyes. Otherwise, protect yourself!

"Why do dancers insist on giving stevies to guys with glasses?"

I'm going to start wearing fake glasses.

I hate the smudged glasses. I'm with Xeden, if there's even a remote possibility of a Stevie I take them off. Sometimes I'll get a funny look and no Stevie but what the hell...

Anyone can always ask the dancer to Nicks the Stevie.

^^^
clubber:

GROAN!

It's possible if they want to put their boobs in your face, she doesn't want any possible sharp edges from glasses scratching her. The other reason could be just to put on a show. I once wore glasses many years ago before I started wearing contacts. I hated having my glasses smeared up so I couldn't see very good anymore. If I'm in a strip club with hot girls, I definitely want to see the dancers. I believe if a dancer was aware a lot of guys hate that being done to them, they might not do it. Of course if she ever got scratched or cut from one guy's glasses when she rubbed her boobs on a guy's face, she might just start automatically taking them off. If you smile when a dancer rubs the glasses on her boobs, you're just encouraging her like clicking on spam pop ups encourages the spammers.

Every once in a while I have a dancer take off my belt or tell me to take it off before they give me a lap dance. It has a belt buckle on it and I guess a few dancers have had unpleasant experiences with belt buckles. Sometimes I wonder what some new guy might be thinking if he saw me putting on my belt after getting a lap dance. I once had a dancer take my belt off with her teeth during a stage tip. I believe she did that for show. She impressed me. I liked it. I probably would not like it if every dancer took off my belt. I mean what would be next?

I think I got a cold from a stevie last week. that stripper must of gave a stevie to a sick person b4 me. I do wear glasses but do not mind having boob prints on my lenses. please dont tell me I got a virus from a stripper. lol

Hate the boob prints. I find you really have to scrub the lenses with soap and water. Wiping with a shirt or kleenex or cocktail napkin just spreads the smudge. Problem is some of the dives I go often have soap that is MIA!

art,

I think the "GROANER" went over many heads. :)

Clubber: No, but as with all examples of the highest form of humor, it shouldn't be necessary to point it out. :)

Well, as an eyeglass-wearer I have had to face (ha) this challenge some times. Some of the ladies have been kind enough to make the maneuver around the lower half of my face, thus mostly dodging the spectacles. A couple of the more generously endowed ones managed to have most of my glasses end up "in the valley" and thus the smudge only hit the outside edges.
A packet of alcohol wipes in my pocket would be useful for many purposes, including lens cleaning.

This is absolute dead-on truth: I went to Paper Moon in Little Rock over the weekend (full review to follow soon), and a girl that specifically asked me to name her (Lexi) stuck my glasses in her coochie and walked away with 'em hanging out of her. Ouch. I had to pay for the VIP charge just to get my cheaters back.

BaddJack: That must've been quite the spectacle.

Have to laugh at the stories of guys who left glasses in VIP or don't even wear them into the club. With my vision, f I did that, I'd be getting LDs from the bouncers, and be none the wiser.

The booths at Kahoots Columbus have nice little shelves in the upper corners that are perfect for stashing things like glasses. My biggest worry with stevies is that my rough beard (no matter how close I try to shave) is going to rip the skin off their busoms.

GMD: Well played.