Comments by CTQWERTY (page 3)

"Oh, and it might not hurt to throw a few condoms in grandma's purse the next time you visit." Yeah, sure! Mine had Life Savers in the purse -- got us both through the sermon on Sundays!

35 minutes.

Fortunately I've never come close to shelling out the $1ks to monopolize a dancer. And I'll be perfectly fine to never do so.

Good work, Art! "Please, lord, don't let me meet her in a SC." Art installed as the early frontrunner for best line for 2012!!!

"The last time a crowd of New Yorkers were in town, during the 2010 AFC Championship Game when the Jets lost to the Colts, Brad's Brass Flamingo did its best business ever. This week is expected to top that record." Hence the remodel and dance rate increases prior to the big game.

Sam, you'll have to save the dough for periodic Motown visits.

I'd root for a Madonna 'wardrobe malfunction' if it was 1985.

Surprisingly, the Vegas Rhino sits at 918.

Yeah, but each of those comments likely came along with multiple clicks, making Founder a whole lot more bread! Founder owes Juice some props!!!

Shadow, you should "Steve229" it: identify the emergency exit, park car close by it facing away, wear the running shoes, etc.

I recommend a therapeutic trip to Motown, where capitalism reigns supreme!

She'll take you back--at a 20% markup.

Likely bikinis on at all times. Performers on stage my flash the goods for tips.

Sounds like a Detroit DJ.

I'm surprised it wasn't one of the clubs by the airport.

I can see a news conference soon where a Detroit city council member holds up a screen shot of Silky's avatar and reads off some of his comments to make the case for new ordinances.....

I'll go with the rather routine "I haven't made any money." Great, open with a complaint.

Time for some 'risk assessment' math: 50,000/5 = 1 in 10,000 chance of gettin' shot. In strip club math: 50,000-5 = 49,995 potential PLs to visit the local clubs = .002% chance of enhanced mileage due to the decreased amount of customers about. Just make sure your health insurance is paid up before visiting scenic Kokomo.

In some clubs the shot girls perform a lapper with your purchase. This however is more the exception than the norm.

Thanks, Scatterbrain! Wallanon deserves a mention: he compiles an exhaustive list rating best to worst every year. I look forward to more Toronto exploration. Art's got some new places I need to 'experience'.

Stay at home?!? Because of this? Just a bit of an overreaction. When necessary, well when likely maximum grindage is coming, I move my wallet from the front pocket and tuck it into the waistband behind my back. Never had a problem. [I learned this at the HipHugger. The Hugger has a drink rest on the wall behind the lapdance chairs. First time in I was about to set my wallet and keys on it but was advised by the dancer not to do so. In her words, some girls will stick their b00bs in your face while they reach behind and go through your wallet.]

Isn't dwarf tossing the domain of a regular bar? A strip club ought to be hosting meet & greets for midget porn stars.

Good to see "click-a-thon" is gone: Reviews are now fully readable.

Detroit clubs will nickel & dime a monger: cover charge, valet parking, high drink prices & drink hustle, VIP access charge, all topped off with annoying shot girls. And that's routine from club to club, the necessary hopping in order to find your diamond in the rough.

Stay out of The Pussycat Lounge. Rick's finally closed. Best advice: head in about 8pm to SR and sit railside at the main stage. You'll see eye candy galore for hours on end for $1 a song. Can't beat that.