Bad conversation starters
grand1511
Euphoria
At my fave club this past weekend and a fairly new dancer approached my table soon after I sat down. Most dancers know who I'm there for at leave me alone. She didn't and I didn't do anything remotely cryptic to call her over. She lightly massages one of shoulders for several minutes without a word of greeting. Then she asks "What are you thinking about?" of course I wanted to say "That you'd get your hands off me and leave me alone" but instead I offer up something begnin. She keeps doing the bad massage for a few more minutes and then asks, "What are you chewing?" WTF I' thinking and tell her it's gum with a bit of annoyance in my voice and she finally gets the message and leaves. So what's the stupidest stripper come-on you've ever been thrown?
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No, I have some portion of that $1000 to spend on someone who did not come up to me and make that stupid comment.
Me- because its zombie proof!!! (smart ass answer)
Dancer- what are zombies!?!?!
Me-said under my breath, my first decoy.
Dancer-say what baby?
Me- you have a gorgeous smile.
That's about Right.
Stripper: "Who did you just get a dance with?"
Me: "Boobulosa."
Stripper: "Would you like me to finish what she only started?"
Me: "No, thank you."
Me: oooo god I bet you fuckin suck then !
Dancer: wtf ?
Me: ya ! I will see you in ooooo about a year !
Dancer : say what ???
Me: ya ! Let's make it in 2 know ! Wow !
Me: I just walked in and your starting shit ?
Dancer: I just wanted to know what I did wrong ?
Me: you said no to fuckin me ! Next please !
Dancer: say what ???
Me: ya ! Fuck off or fuck me k !
Me: for what ?
Dancer: cuz I'm georgus !
Me: oooo goddamn you r not doing this !
Dancer: say what ???
Me: ya ! I've got some ball washing from the bathroom troll ! At least he earns his $1 biiiiiiiitch !
Me: you mean let's see what I'm working with ! (Hands go up her dress)
Dancer: is that it ?
Me: say what ???
Dancer: your not hard yet ?
Me: cuz you ain't fuckin me yet ?
Dancer: ooo I don't do that !
Me: I'm fingering you what you mean you don't fuck ?
Dancer: I just don't !
Me: (hands leave dress, then I shove her hands off my now hard cock) Next please !
Dancer: say what ???
Me: ya ! Thanks for the free fluffing now go fetch me a little spinner that will fuck biiiiiiiitch !
But - let me play devil's advoate!
Just like we are there to get what we want/need, the girls are also there to get what they want/need. They are trying to make their money, and they are not going to make it if they don't approach the guys. As long as they are not rude, I try not to be rude. If I expect them to pay attention to me, then I should understand they want my attention (really $$$). Just as I would not like a girl not to blow me off in a SC for whatever reason; I try to treat them like I would like them to treat me and try to understand where they are coming from - we are both there for a reason.
Bad choice of words on my part - should have kept in mind my audience!!!
Thanks for the bitch slap!!!
Dancer: Sits down at your table without asking and then says "You need a dance."
Me: maybe later
Dancer: Ok, now would be good.
Me: not right now
Dancer: I don't take no for an answer.
It goes downhill from there.