Overheard in the Strip Club
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Dancer1: "The DJ fined me $50 for coming in late!"
Dancer2: "I never pay fines. I give the DJ a blow job."
Dancer2: "I never pay fines. I give the DJ a blow job."
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How do you become a DJ there? LMAO
And my further suspicion is, that the likelihood and level of contact and services available to the staff members, probably runs in a close relation or parallel to the same for customers. That is to say, if the girls suck off the DJ regularly and a lot, then they probably offer good rates on pay-for-play with customers more often; whereas if they're a bunch of prissy princesses who never touch the DJ's schlong, then the cost for pay-for-play is probably unreasonably high, too.
An interesting aside: I believe the distribution across the continuum is not particularly bell-shaped. Instead, my guess is that it has a two-peak distribution, with heaps at the top and bottom and few in the middle. Meaning, for most clubs, either it's a "definitely dirty" club, or a "squeaky clean" club.
Dancer claims she didn't make any money one night.
Tells DJ I'll give you a BJ instead of your tip.
Happily married DJ declines her offer.
Same scenario plays out for months.
One night she brags to other girls about making a lot if money that night
She tells DJ she is broke. But he heard her story.
DJ gets pissed.
Says he will collect now and wants the blow job.
They go to back room.
She cries rape.
Threatens lawsuit against club.
Club fires innocent DJ
He never got his BJ or his cash
End of story.
"Oh yeah,ummmmmm no way. Di's need to know their place"
Would be that sitting with their pants around their ankles? :)
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As for the office pot smoking and sex, I heard that while we were at you BD party. I figured it was SS, but I guess not.
Why not if you can find a partner to Tango with. LOL