Brad's Brass Flamingo
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I just don't get it. Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis is consistently ranked in the Top 10. And usually #1 or #2. Right not, it's #2, only behind Adelitas (which is by all accounts really a whorehouse and not a strip club).
I'm from Indiana, but I've been around. Las Vegas, Tampa, Providence, Detoit -- and Brad's doesn't even begin to compare. I don't make the effort to even go there anymore. My biggest complaint -- and it's even stated in several reviews -- that the dancers don't come to you...the customer has to approach the dancer. I refuse to that. What happened to customer service in America? There is absolutley nothing I've seen in my visits that convince me this should be a Top 50, let alone a Top 5 club. What am I missing?
I'm from Indiana, but I've been around. Las Vegas, Tampa, Providence, Detoit -- and Brad's doesn't even begin to compare. I don't make the effort to even go there anymore. My biggest complaint -- and it's even stated in several reviews -- that the dancers don't come to you...the customer has to approach the dancer. I refuse to that. What happened to customer service in America? There is absolutley nothing I've seen in my visits that convince me this should be a Top 50, let alone a Top 5 club. What am I missing?
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You can't find that in Vegas.
but 50 bucks for a full contact half hour in a club sounds pretty good divadiver.
Having said that, I take the TUSCL Top Ten with a whole shaker of salt. I have been to clubs I've liked more than the few on the Top Ten I have visited. To each his own.
Best aspects:
* At the tip rail, you get a true personal connection (girl kneels/sits on the rail while looking directly at you - not just a quick semi-knee bend and garter yank while she stares off into space awaiting your tip). They almost all do the boobs-in-the-face thing, and not infrequently, will jump down into your lap for a mini-dance or crawl under the rail with her head directly in your crotch for simulated oral (I love how their breath feels through my thin pants, especially when they flutter their tongues).
* For $10 or $12 a pop (depending if there's an attendant collecting the $2 at the VIP entrance), the lap dances are usually over the top. Of course, YMMV, but I've generally gotten full contact in both directions, lots of stick shifting, plus occasional light kissing. Consistency and value are key here. I've gotten similar in some other clubs, in Vegas and elsewhere, but it's hit-or-miss and much more expensive (usually $20 - $30/dance).
* Lastly, I like a laid-back feel without all the hustle. At Brad's, some of the girls do hang with luck patrons or regulars for a while, instead of circulating, while others choose to make the rounds. My only advice is if you see a girl you like, make your intentions known while at the tip rail during her dance or simply walk up to her after she gets off the stage and ask if she's available for a lap dance. They almost always are and actually seem grateful and flattered that I asked. Perhaps it saves them from having to walk around offering dollar dances and fishing for lap dances, which I think can be nerve-wracking, especially for the newer girls.
Have fun out there...
I agree that the low cost makes this an above average club, but compared to the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, this is an ordinary club at best.
The rail seating is a must for anyone visiting Brad's!!! With the stage elevated and in the center of the club, every dancer up there knows she's advertising herself to every guy in the place while performing her set. For a $1 tip a guy can be the recipient of quite a show (as you so clearly wrote of above.)
That said, Brad's IS NOT an extras place. However, on the last couple of visits I have broached the topic of OTC with a couple of the better dancers and never heard "I don't do that" or "I don't do private shows." So, a theory: maybe the "hunkering down with regulars" some gals do is because they are more interested in the big money to be had OTC with one guy than earning $10 a song for a single lap dance and having to hustle to get said lap dance and/or performing $1 quickie dances throughout the place???
Also saw on their website they sell a "platinum VIP membership" for $50/year but it does not really state any benefits for the membership.
Also they have a free admission pass on their website but they also advertise 1/2 off admission for bachelor/birthday parties...wouldn't it be cheaper to just print off a bunch of admission passes for the party people instead.