Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all PL's are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with hot young strippers.
We, therefore, the representatives of TUSCL, solemnly publish and declare, that as free and independent club goers, we have full power to view naked women sans pasties, receive high mileage two way contact lap dances, and to seek out extras, both ITC and OTC (if that's your thing). YMMV.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, as much of our fortunes as we can hide from our SOs, and our sacred honor (such as it is).
Steve229, Virginia
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last commentSweet! :)
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Amen, brother!
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Damn, and here I thought the avatar pic would be a spoof of The Declaration painting, featuring strippers loosely clothed ...
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That's the picture on the back of a $2 bill. Jefferson is the only one to be on both sides of a bill.
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Right on steve
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As Thomas Paine (T-pain) said, give me 2fer1 or give me death!
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For a long time, people called 20's "sawbucks". We should call them "lapbucks".
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Steve: Are you also working on the strip clubber's Bill of Rights?
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all PL’s are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with hot young strippers.
We, therefore, the representatives of TUSCL, solemnly publish and declare, that as free and independent club goers, we have full power to view naked women sans pasties, receive high mileage two way contact lap dances, and to seek out extras, both ITC and OTC (if that’s your thing). YMMV.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, as much of our fortunes as we can hide from our SOs, and our sacred honor (such as it is).
Clubber, Florida
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Amen, brothers & sisters!
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well that's a Declaration I can get behind (now, if I could just get behind a nice-looking stripper!).
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/signed
WinoRhino
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