Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

7/2/2010 3:58:19 PM

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all PL's are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with hot young strippers.

We, therefore, the representatives of TUSCL, solemnly publish and declare, that as free and independent club goers, we have full power to view naked women sans pasties, receive high mileage two way contact lap dances, and to seek out extras, both ITC and OTC (if that's your thing). YMMV.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, as much of our fortunes as we can hide from our SOs, and our sacred honor (such as it is).

Steve229, Virginia

12 comments

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georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

Sweet! :)

DoctorDarby

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14 years ago

Amen, brother!

CTQWERTY

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14 years ago

Damn, and here I thought the avatar pic would be a spoof of The Declaration painting, featuring strippers loosely clothed ...

Philip A. Stein

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14 years ago

That's the picture on the back of a $2 bill. Jefferson is the only one to be on both sides of a bill.

bigdude012

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14 years ago

Right on steve

samsung1

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14 years ago

As Thomas Paine (T-pain) said, give me 2fer1 or give me death!

Dudester

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14 years ago

For a long time, people called 20's "sawbucks". We should call them "lapbucks".

dudeanonymous

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14 years ago

Steve: Are you also working on the strip clubber's Bill of Rights?

Clubber

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14 years ago

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all PLâ€™s are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with hot young strippers.

We, therefore, the representatives of TUSCL, solemnly publish and declare, that as free and independent club goers, we have full power to view naked women sans pasties, receive high mileage two way contact lap dances, and to seek out extras, both ITC and OTC (if thatâ€™s your thing). YMMV.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, as much of our fortunes as we can hide from our SOs, and our sacred honor (such as it is).

Clubber, Florida

lopaw

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14 years ago

Amen, brothers & sisters!

sanitago

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14 years ago

well that's a Declaration I can get behind (now, if I could just get behind a nice-looking stripper!).

winorhino

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14 years ago

/signed
WinoRhino