georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.

Comments by georgmicrodong (page 56)

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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Getting Choked
I don't particularly care for being choked, but I've met quite a few that do. It seems pretty popular.
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3 years ago
aleccorbett
Virginia
If you had 5-10k and could go to any club in the country, where would you go?
@ilbbaicnl: "more specifically, are you saying FS is readily available for about $400 with dancers who look at least this good? If you mean you've got two or so favs you see regularly, that I can see. I you mean with a different dancer every week or every month, I'd think you'd be writing lots of really glowing club reviews." "Readily" might be an overstatement, but yeah. I have two regulars and a couple more that see me from time to time, and I've never gone as high as $400 with any of them. While my standards for "hot" seem quite a bit broader than some posters here, one of them is an absolute smoke show, a tall willowy blonde with as close to perfect proportions as I've met (though she thinks her perfect little tits should be bigger), easily hotter than the pic you linked to, and I'd be willing to bet that at *least* 80% of the posters here would agree with me. She contacted me shortly after the first pandemic shutdown with an offer I couldn't refuse. It was an insane low-ball, and I told her when she was finished killing me that she deserved more than that, and gave it to her. Since then, even though she absolutely does not need my money anymore (I've seen her take home from *one* weekend night, and it's easily as much as my weekly take home), she still takes pity on me periodically (I think primarily because she has a specific kink that I gladly feed for her), at much less than that $400. Another has two kids, but you'd never know it from her body. She's a slim (not skeletal) brunette with smallish boobs, and a firm ass. She's not nearly as sexually uninhibited as some I've known, but once you get your dick in her, she's a fucking wild cat. Another one I'd probably rate a 6, except for her face, which is an 8, but her attitude and sexiness definitely peg the meter. She's pleasantly plump, with some really massive boobs, and a nice bouncy ass that looks amazing from behind. All of these girls came from clubs that virtually no one here would call dives, and there are more waiting, even if they aren't the majority of the population. In fact, I'm "courting" one of them now. She's just about at the limit for my skinniness tolerance, but she has some truly impressive tits. Now, I realize you're probably pretty skeptical, and I understand that, but bear in mind that this is flyover country, not ridiculously priced coasts, or Vegas. I'm not going to post any of the multitude of pics and vids I have of them, but if you ever visit Louisville, let me know and I'll show them to you. Or as much as can be shown without compromising them. I can virtually guarantee that with the tall blonde, you'll question her sanity in fucking a fat, ugly troll like me for a measly couple hundred bucks.
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3 years ago
JZRM
North Carolina
Any fun to be had in Portland?
There's a section of Louisville called "Portland". It's "the wrong side of the tracks" part of town, where a fair number of the hookers and drug dealers and users work and live. Pretty much anything you want is available. No idea about the Portland in Oregon...
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3 years ago
aleccorbett
Virginia
If you had 5-10k and could go to any club in the country, where would you go?
What muddy, rick, and C.M.I. said. I have plenty of money, and I'm not going to waste it gallivanting around the country's strip clubs just looking for pussy. Now, if the Venn diagram shows enough interest overlap, I'll be happy to travel. But traveling just for pussy, when there's plenty of it right here, is a chump's game. Locally, I can spend less than a tenth of even your lower limit and still have a really good time with a hot, generally less sexually inhibited woman who will do most anything I want.
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3 years ago
dogchain
Seeking and whats your price both suck
@Subraman: " It does take a little while, but once you learn how to vet out the useless girls quickly, it stops becoming so annoying" Part of the problem I have with them now is with the stories I've heard about them taking your membership payment (which is now $90 per month) and then banning the account for some infraction, with no refund. I totally get that it's in their ToS, which is why I don't bother anymore. I myself had my account banned once for an infraction they wouldn't reveal. Since my account wasn't active, and you can't even *favorite* a profile anymore when you're not paid, it couldn't have been for something I actually did, so no clue what that was about. They reinstated me after I refuted it though, but I still haven't reactivated. Which is sad really, I did find a really nice young lady, a cute, petite redhead who treated me all kinds of right. We still text once in a while, and she did say that if she ever comes back to Louisville (she moved for family) that she'd like to meet up again. While I'm near certain that won't happen, it would be nice to see her again.
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3 years ago
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
New Jersey
Anyone have an idea of how you know its time to get a divorce?
As usual, C.M.I. nails it. The obvious answers to the OP's question: 1. If you have to ask if it's time, you know it's time. 2. When you know you will be better off divorced than you are married.
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
How you deal with taking an L in the mongering game
What is this "L" of which you speak. :D Though it wasn't always so, irritation, then moving on. Not much profit in anything else.
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3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Bargain full night clubbing with all the fixins
What is said on sites like this one isn't what gets people arrested. At most, these sites just give LEO hints as to where to go. Their investigations are what get people arrested. That being said, as others have noted, the more immediate concern is club managers, bouncers, and especially other dancers.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A review that left me wondering
One local girl used to spit the cum in the air vent that was in the little VIP room. So if you went to this club, you were breathing sperm dust everywhere.
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3 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Tallest dancer you ever got a dance from
She was over 6 foot, even without the 8 in heels, which she wore because she enjoyed towering over her customers. :D She gave pretty awesome head though, and her very real DD tits were as close to perfect as I've ever seen tits that size. Most of them sag by her age (about 30) but hers were still firm, and pointed upward.
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Ever paid for OTC services with other than cash?
@ilbbaicnl: Kinda. She'd gave me a discount after that. Then she disappeared. Haven't heard from her in probably 15 years, maybe longer.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Your weirdest OTC tip
A pumpkin pie. Not kidding. Took her shopping after we were done, and she didn't have enough after groceries. So I got it for her.
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Ever paid for OTC services with other than cash?
I paid with a computer once. It was an older one that I didn't want. One girl wanted me to go with her to pay, and pose as the father, for an abortion, but I declined and just gave her the cash. Cash is easy.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Hookers. From customer to lover?
Possible? Yes. Advisable? No. It was good though. Until some fuckhead drunk driver killed her.
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3 years ago
Player11
Texas
Breeding Stripper HotWife / sharing her is caring.
I'm certainly not gonna kink shame (be pretty hypocritical if I did), but do yo have to constantly remind us that you like sloppy seconds? Or filthy forty-seconds, as the case may be.
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3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!
OK, any dancer who agrees to fuck and/or suck, in or out of the club, an ugly, old, fat guy who is probably more than old enough to be her father, if not her *grandfather*, is probably succumbing to some form of economic pressure to do so, whether that be Christmas, birthdays, rent, electric, drugs, or whatever. Singling out rick's use of Christmas as somehow more egregiously predatory than some others' use of those other pressures seems more than a little hypocritical to me. The reasons might change over time, but if anyone who meets that description thinks they got laid because of their charm and debonair good looks... well, I have some beach front property in Arizona I'd like you to take a look at.
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
strip club fired bartender after she became pregnant
@jackslash, Unless the bar can somehow prove that working there would actually be hazardous for her, I agree. But then they run afoul of OSHA.
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3 years ago
CD2985
VIP DFK in Washington
From dancer comments, it's pretty rare most everywhere. I'm sure there are exceptions, but many women, dancers or not, consider kissing to be even more intimate than sex, so it's reserved for people they actually care about. It took my ATF almost a year before she was comfortable with it.
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
strip club fired bartender after she became pregnant
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The club, not the bartender.
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3 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Rules (reversed)
@bkkruined: "It's fucking awkward being the only guy in a strip club." For you, maybe. Not for me.
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3 years ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
"Rules"
My responses would have been pretty much along the lines of what rick posted. If a dancer is offended by my behaviour (assuming I don't do anything that actually constitutes assault or breaking an individual dancer's "touch" rules), there's plenty of other customers in the club. Then again, I don't act like a butthurt little whinger when a dancer declines to accommodate my requests. It is, after all, my money until I give it to her, and I am the one who gets to decide to whom to give it, and under what circumstances.
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3 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Standard TUSCL Cover Story
I was just passing through town on my way to Australia...
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3 years ago
WavvyCain
Degenerate gambler and virgin
Follies guys *sigh* I miss seeingā€¦
I was only there twice, but I miss it as well. šŸ¤£
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3 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Britney Spears Is Free
Not sure I'd agree that it's the *worst* injustice since Mandella, but it certainly ranks up there. It *might*, and that's a huge "might", have been warranted to begin with, but after that the bastard was just fucking her over for his own benefit.