Standard TUSCL Cover Story

1. All in town for the same conference.

2. Just started shooting the bull in another bar, and it turned out that the only thing you had in common was strip clubs. So, this was the next logical step.

Downside with scenario 1 is the question "What conference?"

Upside with scenario 2 is it organically explains why you don't know each other that well.

We met as part of a fantasy football league set up by a mutual friend.

If you really want to confuse her just say that you all met at bible study and somehow the topic turned to strip clubs.

I say that we met on a ski vacation in San Moritz.

We met at a Trump rally

Wait this is actually a genius idea for getting a dancer to stick around in your little vicinity / take turns getting dances from her and still be able to watch her. I would be so down to join a group like this in NYC if the other people didn't care about 'snaking' / watching the girl while she gives each other dances.

A good cover story would just be you guys play poker together.

We all escaped from the institution together

I met up with a lot of guys, especially at Follies and dancers have asked that question. My response is through the internet/email. Haven't been asked for more specifics. If I do my answer will depend on how well I know the dancer. If I trust her then I'll mention TUSCL. That is how a few dancers have registered on here. If I don't know them well I have decide to quote them USAsexguide.

3 weeks ago the manager of Vivide who knows me by my real name asked if I was shadowcat. I've known him for 10+ years so I answered yes. He did not ask for more info and I didn't volunteer any.

We're in the same band

So is there some kind of “don’t talk about fight club” rule? Why wouldn’t we want dancers to know that we are sharing notes? I assume that food critics get better plates when the staff know it’s a critic.

I rarely club with other guys. One time a dancer did ask how we knew each other. My buddy from out of town blurted out that he was a big sales rep and I was his best customer. Her response?

"So if I go fuck him you'll pay for it?"

My buddy is the kind that just tips and maybe gets one dance and thinks he is wild. He told her no, we were not there for that! Just out for a few beers and maybe a dance.

The girl was playing it cool for me. Two days before she had, in fact, fucked me in VIP.

You were all regulars of the same stripper and she decided she wanted a gang bang.

We're recovering homosexuals and hit the club together to support each other

^papi, that’s better than the Trump rally story, if you admit to being a Trump lover 70% of the country (and 90%) of strippers will think you’re a crazy old white male who abhors change and they will run away fast.

When I go with my buddy, I'm almost always with my friend of over 20 years. We know each others' routines and lies so well we just riff on instinct and it all works. We even have a "no go" code when a dancer asks one of us for a dance and the other guy has previously tried her. It allows him to tell me "hell no!" bust sounds like "she's awesome" so I can politely decline while he looks like a good guy.

But here's a cover story you might want to try - if you want to really stir things up:

Tell her you used to bang the same stripper for a year before COVID and decided to come to this club to try to rekindle the magic. Then whatever she asks about that stripper, answer in the affirmative with a COMPLETELY straight face:

"You mean you had three-ways with her?" Yep, sure did. Well to be honest, sometimes her sister would tag along, too.
"So did you two know each about other at that time?" Yeah. She was cool with it, so were we.
"Did you meet her here?" It's kind of funny, actually... we both asked her for a VIP at the same time and she took us both into the booth. It was crazy.
"Have you two double-teamed any other strippers?" Well none that we can talk about...without a court order.

So there you go. The perfect TUSCL cover story.

He's my pastor !

I usually club alone, but I've met more than three dozen TUSCLers in my travels around the country (including the OP). Yeah, the "How do you two know each other" question can get awkward, but it's not just in front of strippers that it can happen.

In addition to being a strip club afficionado, GoVikings is also really into live music, and he has come to see me play with both of my current bands on a number of occasions. After one of my gigs a while back, my wife asked me how I knew the guy I had been talking to after the show. Sometimes I'm surprised at just how good a liar I am!

^^ everybody lies, some have more practice.

It’s difficult to lie in a strip club? This is news to me!

If I was required to tell the truth - I’d be done.

If you aren’t a convincing strip club liar, a few $$$ makes strippers forget.

Met on stripperweb.com trying to find out how to give dancers more money.

Want the dancers to hang on you all night? Tell them you guys are from the same Narcotics Anonymous group.

finsub group therapy?

I was just passing through town on my way to Australia...