discussion comment
12 years ago
Regarding product placement, the stripper was mentioning a girl that would be good for (OTC?) full service (for Don Cheadle's character), so I'm not sure I believe even the most jaded clubs would advertise that on a nationally televised show.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I would assume his worst SC nightmare would be getting arrested in a strip club raided by police for some infraction of the law (the worst I suppose would be solicitation of prostitution).
I know that is my worst (albeit unlikely) SC nightmare.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Even having a stripper dance for you in exchange for legal fees can get you in trouble:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/19/strippers-nude-dance-paym_n_127707.html
A DeKalb lawyer was suspended for 15 months Thursday for arranging to have a female client perform nude dances for him in exchange for credit on her legal fees, a state commission said.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Sorry, that is just weird. When I'm sick I never get horny. When I'm not sick, I'm horny every day.
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14 years ago
Not sure about the numbering, but definitely 1-5, all of the above.
Least interested in Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan.
For me, #1 would be the Kardashian girls, closely followed by Snooki and Uchitel.
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14 years ago
I do the laundry in the house, but most of my white briefs have jizz stains. In fact, it's tougher to find some clean ones when I have to go to the doctor, etc.
I told my wife anything less than once a day is too infrequent for me, and since she only puts out once a week, she often tells me to enjoy my porn.
Of course, I have her vibrator positioned a certain way in the bedside table and I can tell if it's been moved (it's in a fancy bag). Nothing pisses me off more than if she gets off without me! :)
discussion comment
14 years ago
Do guys here really come during a LD, like with their pants on?
I could see cumming during a LD if my pants were down and her hand was stroking my cock, but I consider that a HJ, which is an "extra" and not strictly a LD.
I've certainly had a few dancers try to get me off during a LD, but with jeans (I know, they're terrible for LDs), it ain't going to happen.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I work in Boston but have never been to either club and based on their reputation/reviews, have no desire to.
I can't imagine LDs without any contact (I guess they called private or table dances, no lap involved!)
discussion comment
14 years ago
What happened in Seattle?
discussion comment
14 years ago
I have the opposite problem, it takes me a while to cum. Even my wife gets pissed because she wants a quickie (and she can orgasm quickly with hard fucking), but it takes me a bit longer. I'm actually the one who prefers foreplay (oral, etc), my wife just wants me to stick it in her.
I tell her it's due to my frequent masturbation. I suppose if I hadn't had a release in a week I would cum quicker.
Same with lap dances, I frequently get hard, but can't imagine ejaculating unless her hand was down my pants or I was getting some serious direct rubbing through my pants. The grinding just gets tiresome and I lose my erection.
I guess I prefer the sensual LDs, kissing/sucking on my neck, with her hair/breasts brushing against my face. Love it.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I assumed it was not a real article, but a pre-arranged ad with the founder, just marginally more subtle than banner ads.
Kind of like the "special advertising sections" in magazines -- even though they make them appear to look like part of the magazine, *everyone* knows they are ads.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I have very low standards, I would fuck just about anything. You're not asking if I want to marry her, converse with her, or be seen in public with her.
But I would definitely fuck her (in theory, since I am happily married).
If I knew for a fact that a pussy was clean (no diseases), and smelled good, I can't think of one that I would turn down.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I've had the "If you agree to N dances, I'll go tell the DJ to skip my next rotation"
I've also made the mistake of only having $100 bills left and the dancer got called up. She couldn't break the $100 so I went to the bar and gave her $60 like a $1 stage tip -- I think the other guys at stage were like WTF! (I had planned to keep her until I hit $100, 5 dances, we were only at 3).
discussion comment
14 years ago
Over who's line? Over the line of the dancer or your wife?
If the dancer allows it, it's not over her line. And I wouldn't do so unless she allowed it.
I'm quite positive it's over my wife's line. I equate it with the dancer putting her hand down your pants.
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14 years ago
"I imagine most of us would avoid this kind of place"
I watched the video... I would NOT avoid such a place.
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14 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Count me with the folks that never enjoyed russians.
Visually it looks good (i.e. in pictures), but physically it does nothing for me. Perhaps if the tits were well lubed and big/droopy enough.
I think part of he allure for some guys is the intended target is the girl's face, which some people really get off on. But it's never been enough for me to "reach conclusion".
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14 years ago
I grew up in a perfect family, parents still happily married after 51 years.
My sisters and brothers have all been married 15-20 years.
I've been happily married 16 years.
I have a lot of female friends, acquaintances and co-workers that I get along with great.
But I like naked women.
And porn is poor substitute for flesh.
Furthermore, naked women that sit/grind/dance on my lap are even better. I get to "try out" a variety of women, but keep my dick in my pants and go home to my wife with a straight face.
My analysis of why I go is that it titillates me and keeps me happy, preventing me from wanting to cheat on my wife. I keep my happy marriage (no matter how good the sex, one woman gets boring after a while) yet I get to "sample" a variety on the side, with no emotional connection, or risk of a girlfriend/mistress (i.e. Tiger Woods)
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14 years ago
Face: Doesn't matter
Age: 30-39 is preference, but 20-29 second choice
Body: Chunky, curvy with a big ass
Tits: Big and natural
This is my ideal.
Tits are a deal breaker for me though. Will forgo all other preferences if she has big natural tits. On the other hand, nothing worse than a big girl with tiny tits (and it does happen -- not often though), but it's enough to prevent me from getting a LD.
discussion comment
14 years ago
FWIW, this is my shirt strategy. It works in the cold winter, summer would be trickier.
I wear a long sleeve shirt under a heavier shirt (waffle weave). I remove the waffle weave and go into the club (without a jacket, very important, even if 15 degrees, which it's been).
Then when I leave club, I take off long sleeve shirt and put on waffle weave by itself, and my jacket. I re-enter the house wearing the same shirt, with no odor on shirt or jacket. I stash the perfumed shirt (taking a sniff smells like your favorite lap dancer, only time I smell my own dirty laundry, ha) and put it in a bag or stash it in the trunk for later retrieval.
I also stop at a restroom on the way home and wash my face/hands (shaved head, so water goes all over head and back of neck).
discussion comment
14 years ago
I know no one will believe me, but I think it was a weird coincidence.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Correct I don't do extras, just love the 2 way full contact LDs. But the lack of action at home has had me think seriously about that.
The only thing I can think is the smell. I've take to wearing a shirt and bringing a shirt with me and putting on the clean shirt before getting home. Then when I get home I wash up.
The marriage is great (according to both of us), no need for counseling. I would love to have sex with multiple partners, but that is not something she would ever go for (our hypothetical Tiger Woods discussions nailed shut).
None of my friends know I go clubbing (I'm in the "closet" so to speak), and no one tails me 2 hours away. Since I control the checkbook/credit cards (shared money), she wouldn't be able to pay for that.
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14 years ago
It's great that everyone has different tastes, otherwise all the guys would fight over the same girl...
Count me in the category that loves big natural tits even if they are sloppy and hang. Only had a few dances with fake tits and didn't care for them (better to look at than touch/feel IMHO).
And I've never had a dance with a flat or small-chested girl. Just a big turn off for me.
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14 years ago
I know there is a market for pregnant women, but I can't imagine they frequent strip clubs.
I would imagine these type of customers are home watching "Ready to Drop Volume 24".
(And the only reason I know the title is from my time working in a video store with an XXX room).
discussion comment
15 years ago
When I lived in NYC in the early 90s, there was a lap dance club that had transsexual dancers one night a week.
To each their own... there are enough "tranny chasers", I've never heard of one that intentionally tried to trick a straight customer (dancer or escort), although I'm sure it's happened before (probably by an mentally unbalanced tranny).
discussion comment
15 years ago
BTW, speaking of movies, I saw Chris Rock's "I Think I Love My Wife" a few weeks ago.
When they start throwing $1 singles out the window, he complains that it's his "Stripper Stash".
I used to only include $20s in my personal stripper stash (married, avoid large withdrawals, etc), but have now started singles too. Makes it easy to grab 20-30 $1s when headed the club, no need to get change!
Always felt weird asking for $20 singles for $20 at the gas station down the road from the strip club. :)