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673 posts by steve229

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How NOT to do OTC

Denver Broncos kicker Matt Prater was with a stripper when he rear-ended a vehicle in the parking lot outside a hotel in Greenwood Village, Colo., earlier this month. http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Report-Matt-Prater-was-with-a-stripper-during-DUI-hitandrun.html

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 5

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I feel the earth move...

...under my feet Anyone getting a lapdance in a Virginia strip club at 2 pm this afternoon would have finally gotten their money's worth, lol. Anyone else feel the quake? Anyone actually in a strip club at the time?

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 13

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Dancer: "I missed the club"

Dancer had told me she was taking the rest of the week off and going to the beach with family and (non-stripper) friends. Next time I saw her in the club I asked how she enjoyed her time off. She said…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 11

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Presents

My current fav was complaining about not having any place to keep her locker key. A few days later I'm in the check-out counter at Home Depot and see these coil wrist key chains. I picked out one…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 17

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Mila Kunis: I Had Butt Double in Movie, Was Scared To Show My Tiny Cakes On Scr

Oh well, guess nobody's perfect, lol. http://bossip.com/423331/mila-kunis-i-had-butt-double-in-movie-was-scared-to-show-my-tiny-cakes-on-screen/

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 3

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I got "lei'd”

Aloha! My regular club had an Summer Luau party Saturday. I'm not usually big on these kind of theme parties, but my current favorite was working a rare weekend shift, and I came in to keep her…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 7

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My favorite's hair

My fav has a great head of hair. I love to play with her long, thick locks when we're having fun and she's okay with me grasping and pulling a handful when things get intense. So as…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 17

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Senator Tom Coburn (R-Okla) Proposes Eliminating the Dollar Bill

From his “Back in Black” Deficit Reduction Plan: Replace the $1 Bill With $1 Coin The Treasury Department should phase out use of the $1 bill and replace it with the $1 coin. Paper-based currencies wear out faster than coins,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 22

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Dancers in their street clothes

I normally go clubbing after work, so I catch my current fav on the last part of her shift. I'm usually her last customer, we finish up with a VIP, then she's done for the day and gets…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 18

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Dancer goes past her limits

She's a favorite, and I've been getting dances from her for a while, so I know her limits – or thought I did. Then one day we're in the VIP, and maybe it's the shots, or the dirty talk,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 16

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Undressing your dancer

Current favorite and I are in the VIP, I'm sitting on the couch, loosening my tie, she's standing in front of me, legs spread, hands on her hips. Her: I'm not taking ANY of my clothes off. Me: (concerned) Why not? Her:…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 19

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Dancer: "Careful, I'm a squirter!”

When I get to the club, my current favorite is in an extra frisky mood. She says she's glad I came in, because she's really horny today. Now, 9 times out of 10 when a dancer says that,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 16

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Happy 4th of July!

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and lopaw) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of hot young strippers for…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 14

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Age Difference ... You and your Favs?

Biggest – 33 years. (Just 19 when I met her.) Smallest – 22 years. (30-something MILF, mother of two.) Yours?

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 37

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"To Catch a Predator" host caught cheating on his wife by hidden cameras

I guess you could file this in the category of "People that live in glass houses..." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009511/To-Catch-Predators-Chris-Hansen-caught-cheating-wife.html

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 16

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"Revenge"of the PL

I was sitting at the bar with my current fav when I noticed my ex-fav (a gorgeous girl, but one I had to let go due to repeated instances of poor customer service) had come on shift. Now, my…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 19

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Dancer: "Those are on me.”

Had just gotten a couple very steamy dances from my current favorite. When I reached for my wallet, she stopped me. Her: Those are on me. Me: Say what? Her: (smiling) That was your Father's Day gift. Me: Oh! Nice,

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 11

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Do you still go to regular bars?

For the first time in ages, I went to a regular bar with some colleagues after work and discovered I didn't know how to act. I kept looking around expecting to see naked women. The wait staff…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 32

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Strip Club "Injuries”

My sweetie and I got a little too rambunctious in the VIP, and ended up accidently head-butting each other. So, have you ever had any strip club injuries?

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 28

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Hef dumped at altar

Apparently she suddenly realized she was about to marry a creepy 85 year old... Playboy founder Hugh Hefner said on Tuesday that his wedding this weekend has been cancelled because his 25-year-old fiancee, a Playmate from his magazine, changed her mind. http://www.iol.co.za/tonight/gossip/hefner-dumped-at-the-altar-1.1083621

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 10

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Justin Timberlake is one lucky dude

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1394701/MTV-Movie-Awards-2011-Justin-Timberlake-gropes-Mila-Kunis-flirts-ex-Cameron-Diaz.html

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 9

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Freudian Slip?

From a recent review: "The club had a mix of girls -- heavy set to attractive. Also multiple elasticities."

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 4

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They're playing our song

I'm mainly a day guy, and the club doesn't have a DJ during the day, so the dancers pick their own songs on the jukebox. Lately when I come in, my current fav likes to play the Starlight Vocal…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 34

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Stripper birthday

Stopped in for my regular visit with my current fav. We had drinks and a nice lunch and then I surprised her with a card and $ gift for her birthday later in the week. Her eyes lit…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 16

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Dancer: "I don't want to give that sweaty guy a dance”

Current fav rushes over and hugs me as soon as I sit down at the bar. “Thank goodness you're here, some sweaty guy wants a dance, and I really didn't want to give him one.” We order our…

steve229Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 20
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