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673 posts by steve229

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N.J. man dies from penis enhancing injection

As if the butt injection story wasn't bad enough... Authorities have filed homicide charges against a woman after she allegedly administered a silicone injection into the penis of a 22-year-old man, who suffered a fatal blood clot. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/12/penis_enhancement_death.html What the hell is wrong…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 11

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Been seen in public with a dancer?

What have your experiences being seen in public (going out to eat, shopping, etc) with a dancer been like? (The Pakistani desk clerk at the local no-tell motel doesn't count, Georg)

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 34

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Dancer text: Hey luv sorry I havent been in touch I've been in the hospital wit

I guess that rules out DFK tonight.

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6

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OT: Mila Kunis Attends Marine Corps Ball In North Carolina

The lovey Ms. Kunis keeps a promise. http://movies.yahoo.com/news/mila-kunis-attends-marine-corps-ball-n-c-190513368.html

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2

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Black Friday Strip Clubbing?

If the spouse/SO is off bargain shopping, is it time to hit the clubs?

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 22

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Text from current favorite: "I feel like u don't love me anymore”

Infatuated? Sure. Smitten, enamored, beguiled? Check, check and check. Had a stripper crush? Yep. Lusted over a dancer? Definitely. But, in love with a stripper? I don't think so (at least I…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 38

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What Farmerart will be throwing around from now on

Meet Canada's new high-tech plastic currency http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/meet-canada-high-tech-plastic-currency-184640433.html Plastic currency? Sheesh!

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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Redskins And Ravens Used To Fight Over Strippers

...here's Jets LB Bart Scott talking to Michael Kay on ESPN New York this week: Host: Do you sense a rivalry between the Jets and Giants? Scott: Not at all. Like I said when I was in Baltimore I could remember with…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6

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OT: Cheerleaders in Halloween Costumes...

...it's like a fantasy within a fantasy. http://guyism.com/sports/nfl-cheerleaders-celebrate-halloween-during-week-8.html

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2

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How NOT to do OTC part 2

Police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar. Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

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Vince Young sued for assault at Dallas strip club

"Creiton Kinchen claims in a lawsuit filed in a Dallas court Tuesday that the 28-year-old Houston native and former University of Texas star hit him "suddenly and without provocation" at the club. Kinchen, a manager at Club Onyx in…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6

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Can't win for losing

Funny anecdote from a recent review of Inner Room Cabaret: I'm waiting on a girl and another girl come up and I say "I'm waiting for a dance". And she "says that it not my question I was just saying Hello".…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 21

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Cheerleaders Chastised for 'Inappropriate' Breast Cancer T-Shirts

Cheerleaders at Gilbert High School in Gilbert, Ariz., can't wear the pink t-shirts they bought to raise money for breast cancer research because the school's administrators claim the slogan they bear is inappropriate...the squad's shirts say “Feel for lumps, save…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 7

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Dancer: "You're the first customer I've gone out with...Please don't murder me.

So what am I supposed to say to that? LOL

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 27

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Ex-Stripper Turned Hedge Fund Manager Says Her Fund Is Up 160% YTD

She used the pole dancing money to fund her Wall Street career. http://www.businessinsider.com/niki-marx-ex-stripper-turned-hedge-fund-manager-says-fund-up-160-2011-10 The future Mrs. Farmerart?

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 9

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OT (or maybe not?): ECRI Makes a Recession Call

...ECRI notified clients that the U.S. economy is indeed tipping into a new recession. And there's nothing that policy makers can do to head it off. http://www.advisorperspectives.com/dshort/updates/ECRI-Weekly-Leading-Index.php Shortly after seeing this, I got texts from both of my current favorites, inviting…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 12

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The Line-Up

I've always liked when clubs do a “line-up” (or some variation) and get all the dancers up on stage for a song or two, usually at the start of the night shift. Gives a quick snapshot of the evening's…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 47

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My Baby's Back!

Ever spend time thinking about your old favorites? I was doing that the other night, thinking about my “Baby” and her habit of texting me at odd hours when, bam, like magic, I got a text from her.…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 9

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A Perfect Ass

No, I'm not talking about Dougster, lol. Take a look at Minka Kelly's ass in my current profile pic - that's what I'm talking about! For me, the perfect stripper ass is “firm, yet yielding” when I grope, er, caress it,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 21

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This should be my 2,000th TUSCL post...

...and yes, I need to get a life, lol. Anyway, I miss how your post count used to show up with your profile pic. So, what's your number?

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 8

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OT: Mascot creep me out

While we're on the subject of football, am I the only who gets creeped out by mascots? @GoVikings – if it's not too much trouble, would you mind changing your profile pic. Here are a couple suggestions: http://ultimatecheerleaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vikings1.jpg http://ultimatecheerleaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vikings2.jpg

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 10

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Favorite time of the year

Yeah, I love the fall. The weather changing, the little chill in the air in the mornings, the perfect days and evenings; the kids going back to school or off to college; my favorite holiday, Halloween; the new TV…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 12

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Making a Dancer nervous?

I was standing at the bar, waiting for my fav, when the dancer on stage caught my eye. I went up to the stage to tip her, she smiled at me, said her name was “V” and then danced…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 9

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"Your man is here”

My favorite was in the dressing room when I arrived at the club. When she joined me, she said another dancer had come in and told her, “your man is here.” Then she slipped her arms around…

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 24

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Hurricane Irene aftermath: favorite strip club closed due to power outage

Power may not be restored until Friday. I'm calling the Governor.

steve229Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 1
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