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10 years ago
This is totally one sided! The class should include successful ex-strippers coming in and explaining how dancing paid for their nursing school or helped them start their real estate sales career, marry a PL, or find a Sugar Daddy.
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10 years ago
"@steve229- Which three girls with small asses are you talking about?"
@ranukam - well, there's Mila Kunis (of course)' Miranda Kerr, and on a younger note, Ariana Grande. All seem to be ass deficient.
Mila reportedly had to use a "butt double" for Friends with Benefits, lol
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10 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Good thinking, don't mess with the Mouse!
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10 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
"happy days are here again!!!"
Yep, unless Disney's lawyers find our what ATACdawg posted about them here and file a defamation suit!
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10 years ago
$3 and a chicken dinner? What, the economic boom hasn't hit Florida yet?
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10 years ago
PM me, I have a service that can help you. In fact, I just hired this guy named Troop that says he can find anybody.
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10 years ago
"an all-WNBA team"
Er, don't they all "play for the other team", as it were.
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10 years ago
"Obviously everyone's tastes are gonna be a little different"
Yes, always interesting to see our different concepts of hotness. I could probably fit all 3 of my choices' asses inside Suelyn's, lol
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10 years ago
"Business-wise and health-wise my life is deep in the shitter"
@Art - I sincerely hope your psyche recovers soon. I was aware of your health and relationship issues, but business-wise also? I assumed you were well positioned to benefit from the economic boom.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"All smoke and mirrors!"
Wait, are we talking strip clubs or the economic boom?
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10 years ago
Why doesn't he just put you on ignore like everyone else does?
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10 years ago
You didn't include AMP girls, so that also rules out SJG
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10 years ago
And LDK, too, of course
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10 years ago
Does she plan to continue escorting full-time, or only until she finishes nursing school and/or gets her real estate license?
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10 years ago
You can rule out Shadowcat, too
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10 years ago
Exciting news...,if this was still 1986
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Will "da Kang" of Follies be there, or is he still band?
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10 years ago
@PhantomGeek - sure, but our real speciality is pop culture and celebrity gossip. Strippers love that stuff!
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10 years ago
"nah I'll just wait lol"
You're in construction, right? Well, better do some clubbing now while you still have a chance. With the economic boom you'll be working so much overtime you'll be too tired to go to the clubs.
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10 years ago
@rick - you walked to the club? Risky. You probably just missed being snatched and held for ransom by MS-13. Next time, call Unter!
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10 years ago
"nothing you get from her mouth will kill you"
How soon people forget...
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
@Papi - absolutely. Now, since of course no stripper carries auto insurance, we take care of getting the car to a chop shop, er, I mean reputable auto repair facility and handle all the under the table cash payments to get it fixed. And you'll only end up with an innocuous looking charge on your credit card.
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10 years ago
"No sooner had my birthday card and $$ arrived when I received a call from her wanting more $$."
@otto22 - sounds like you need to get some cash to your ATF stat! My Unter service can help with that!
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31673
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10 years ago
@Jack - my Unter service can also help with problems like this. See, you would simply enter Sansa's phone number into the special stripper spam box on our web site, and her texts would automatically be diverted to the phone of this guy I've hired in San Jose, CA. He will exchange texts with her until she finally gets tired and gives up trying to contact you.
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10 years ago
" I just gotta wait a couple more weeks!!!"
Forget that! Just get a payday loan and go clubbing tonight!!