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6 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Same as above, a background check especially for neophyte posters. Also I use it if a post in a discussion thread refers to "clubs in my area" but the poster is not specific. I'll look at the poster's history of reviews.
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6 years ago
Good advice.
Back up might include BT's Dearborn and Cricket.
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6 years ago
Go to Follies. Sounds like a perfect match for an uninhibited female customer (as long as she's not perceived as competing for the attention and dollars from the male customers).
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6 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Just when you think you've seen (or heard) it all, someone comes up with a new kink. Not for me but whatever turns you on--- I just worry about how devastating it would be if your daki pillow dumped you for another person.
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6 years ago
I agree that variations on anal play have become more mainstream. I've had a small number of dancers offer anal in the club. I've never had a dancer offer me rimming in the club but that experience is frequently offered at the AMPs, post table shower.
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6 years ago
If given the option of spending your money on experiences or possessions, I recommend experiences, especially if the involve sexy young women and reenactment of your best porno dreams.
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6 years ago
The Florida panhandle is terrible for strip clubs but I've never heard it compared to Detroit. If Detroit has a strict cabaret ordinance, it isn't actually enforced in the clubs.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
F150. She was a bit more sturdy than Porsche and Mercedes.
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6 years ago
Minnow: I acknowledge that it was a rationalization for my oversight. But not completely lame as others should be warned about the high prices so that they are informed customers. That warning could have happened without the dancer's name. I have visited this club and I know that the prices she quoted are typical of the other dancers.
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6 years ago
Pre mature posting-- continuing the above:
A bit further from the airport but also worth considering:
Criket and BTs Dearborn--- both are middle tier bars and offer a nice compromise in talent between FC and Bogarts. Talent at both clubs is variable but I've had pretty good luck at both places, with BTs tending towards better talent. Both clubs offer VIPs that are roomier than Bogarts and Henry VIII but not as nice as the private dance at LS and FC. Both clubs enforce a no smoking rule. BTs has valet parking (but the adjacent streets offer safe parking). Prices are negotiable at both clubs and certainly lower than the prices at FC.
For all of the Metro Detroit clubs-- if you want something more than a basic lap dance, negotiate price and expectations before heading to the VIP area. Don't be surprised if the initial offer from a dancer is high (they are trying to make a living) so be prepared to counter offer. If you can't come to a mutually agreeable arrangement, politely say no and look for the next candidate for a private dance.
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6 years ago
I haven't been to Playhouse in over 5 years and I haven't seen a good recent review of Playhouse to make me want to give it another try. There are a number of good options near the Detroit airport:
Landing Strip (LS)-- nicely appointed club with decent sized and private VIP dance area downstairs from the stage and bar. Afternoon talent is pretty good. Evening talent is also decent but I have less experience with evening visits to LS. Prices for fun have been creeping up but still a very good value. Cons: required valet parking, admission charge at night (free during the day) and can be smokey.
Flight Club FC)-- Very nice facilities and private and comfortable VIP dance area upstairs (on par or better than LS). Tends to have a very good line up of dancers but I've heard multiple reports of escalating prices (as compared to the rest of the Metro Detroit area). Smoking is restricted to the upstairs bar so if smoke is an issue, you'll be OK at FC. Cons: required valet, strict dress code (no athletic clothing), charge for access to the VIP
Bogarts and Henry VIII North: Both are unpretentious neighborhood bars. Entertainers are definitely a step down (maybe two or three steps down) from FC and LS but you can often find some attractive women here. Extras are common at both of these places and reasonably priced . Both can be smokey, especially Henry VIIIN. Both have private dance areas but Henry VIII is very cramped (essentially a small closet) and Bogarts is only slightly larger. Neither have a required parking valet.
A bit further but also worth considering
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6 years ago
Lots of good advice in this discussion thread:
https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64955
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6 years ago
I was one of the three VIP members who recommended publication of this review. In truth, I was so astounded, no appalled, at the exorbitant prices reported in this brief review that I completely overlooked the dancer's name. Normally, I do not recommend linking a dancer's name with any details about extras, unless it is a public service announcement warning readers about a ROB.
On further reflection, maybe this one is OK to include the dancer's name. Based on these prices, we have two ROBs (the dancer and the club both charged exorbitant prices, thus taking advantage of a clueless customer) Also, the club must surely be aware of the manner in which the dancer is selling private dances and grateful for the rental income. Thus, we have two ROBs (the club and the dancer) and one fool, the OP (as in the old expression "a fool and his money are soon parted"). Of course, if the OP can afford these prices, maybe he is just wealthy and not really a fool, but he is surely a contributor to strip club inflation.
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6 years ago
Upcoming club review by Smilemaker?????
I went to this really nice club that was pretty close to where I live. I had a sexy dance with this really pretty dancer (although some people would not think she was pretty but she was just my style). Her name was Angelina or Butterfy, or something like that. But her name might also have been Suzie, I'm not sure but I saw that on her driver's license. Recommended if you like that kind of club and dance.
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6 years ago
Thanks for the sage advice.
As a FYI, I do read the reviews but each single review is an isolated observation, often from reviewers who differ in their expectations and standards. As a result, a series of single reviews reviews doesn't really offer a direct comparison across different clubs. Comparative ratings are best obtained from "experts" who have visited more than one club and can compare across clubs, kind of like Consumer Reports does for automobiles when it offers ratings and recommendations.
So thanks to the Atlanta Strip Club Consumers Report Rating Panel (above) for providing some comparative recommendations.
Others should feel free to chime in with additional recommendations.
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6 years ago
Who knew that it was ever IN business??
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6 years ago
Lots of options at a more reasonable price point. Flight Club seems to be the outlier. Check out Landing Strip, Criket, BTs Dearborn, Subis, etc.
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6 years ago
So they've repealed the law that makes sex outside of marriage a crime. Seems a bit ironic for a state with a history of polygamy and incest.
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6 years ago
I'm impressed (maybe a bit envious?) with the guys who still have an active and satisfying sex lives with their wives after a long marriage!
Early menopause had an adverse impact on my partner's sex drive. Fortunately, there is more to marriage than sex (and thankfully there is sometimes more to sex than marriage).
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6 years ago
Mr. Wonderful. More power to you!
I haven't kept count but I probably average 30 or so new partners per year for the past 5 years.
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6 years ago
40% of men say they've had at least 5 partners???? Is that per month or per week? They need to start visiting some strip clubs!!!
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6 years ago
I agree that the dress code is annoying at some of the higher end Detroit clubs (Flight Club, Coliseum, Landing Strip (evenings, not days). Some of these clubs are OK with athletic gear during the day.
12 comments on this thread, 9 of which are by Countryman. Not sure what to make of that.
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6 years ago
I agree that the dress code is annoying at some of the higher end Detroit clubs (Flight Club, Coliseum, Landing Strip (evenings, not days). Some of these clubs are OK with athletic gear during the day.
12 comments on this thread, 9 of which are by Countryman. Not sure what to make of that.
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6 years ago
I knew when I posted this discussion topic, that it would attract some really funny answers and a few "legitimate" answers. Thanks to all!
I can't believe that none of your clowns suggested a "dick in a box."
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6 years ago
If I mention a dancer by name, I never link her name to anything specific.
The only exception is that I will indicate the name of a ROB.