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Comments by Notsosly (page 2)

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    14 years ago
    Hacker Struck Again
    Wow that's fucking scary. I didn't even know about this. There have been other hacks? I'm glad I not only use a unique password for this site (and all other adult sites I have accounts on), but I also use a dead drop gmail account with no contacts in it, and that has no connection to my regular email (and they both also have unique passwords). If he would have hacked this place a year or 2 ago, I coulda been seriously fucked. Sorry to hear about that Dudester.
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    14 years ago
    MisterGuy
    Rhode Island
    Watch Lindsay Lohan bang 4 guys at once...
    Hathaway was topless in several scenes. And in that one scene where she was teasing the one guy, she got semi-topless and felt herself up, and also stuck her hand down her panties and played with herself. Her co-star Bijou Phillips didn't have as much airtime, but she got the beginnings of a DP in the climax scene where they were fucking their way into the mexican gang. Some pretty edgy stuff for a mainstream movie, but not nearly as provacative/explicit as I thought movies like The Color Red, The Lover, 9 1/2 Weeks, and Basic Instinct were. Another favorite of mine was "Sex and Lucia" starring Paz Vega (available streaming from Netflix). It's a spanish mainstream flick, (in spanish of course) and has subtitles, but is seriously hot. Paz Vega was from that movie with Adam Sandler and Tea Leoni where she was a maid/nanny... "Spanglish" I think was the name of it.
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    14 years ago
    Prostitution gang face jail for virginity sale plot
    Unfortunately, it ain't just Arabs... it's also very prevalent in eastern Europe, east and southeast Asia, and Africa. Pretty fucking despicable.
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    14 years ago
    Weird Washrooms In SCs
    Usually on busier nights the clubs that give half a shit will keep the trough (urinals for that matter) full of ice to help kill the smell. Also helps with the splatter issue. Slightly OT, but I can't fucking stand it when I go to a urinal and there isn't a shelf or drink holder right in front of me about shoulder level. Seriously, I don't want to leave my drink where it could get taken by over-zealous waitresses or spiked by some nutbag. Neither do I want to try and balance it on the top of the urinal pipe. Late into the evening I can sometimes barely balance myself much less a beer bottle on a pipe fitting.
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    14 years ago
    scatterbrain
    Minnesota
    Business Travelers Favorite Cities
    Miami, Tijuana and Miami.
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    GFE vs PSE
    I agree with How. I've never linked PSE with the use/non-use of condoms during FS. I've always linked it with the no-holes-barred approach and availability of BBBJs, CIM and facials.
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    14 years ago
    From the Articles section of the site...
    Funny stuff! Reminds me of a game that me and my buddies played in bars back in my early 20s. Very similar jokes, and we'd send one guy out on a "mission" and he had to do whatever the group came up with... usually involved saying something really dumb or doing something really embarassing in front of some random girl at the bar. If mission was accomplished, the guy got to come back (if he wanted to) and pick the next person to go out. We called it the pussy game. Mostly because if a guy started to balk at completing the mission, or tried to negotiate it down to a more tame version of the original mission, we'd call him a pussy until he did it. I was always astonished at how often crazy jokes/icebreaker shit like that would actually work on the girl(s), and how often that led to phone numbers or them coming home with us.
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    14 years ago
    terrell
    Florida
    Anybody know of Balloon Popping Contests in Strip Clubs??
    I don't get this fetish. What could possibly be sexy/sexual about popping a balloon!? Is it the anticipation of the popping and loud noise? Odd.
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    14 years ago
    Wondering how to treat guy moving in on dancer that I'm working on.
    Never had a dancer stolen from me. Really haven't had any experiences having people approach while I'm there (usually it's when I go to the bathroom). The dancer I'm with always shoots them down... normally because I'm with a regular, or the girl thinks I have a lot more in my wallet than the other guy. I am normally the guy trying to steal the girl. However, I won't ever walk right up to a dancer while she's with someone else, that would be rude, IMO. But that doesn't stop me from trying to get eye contact with her from across the room and giving her a little head nod to see if she wants to "ditch the zero and get with the hero!" Most dancers realize they are there to make money, so about half will just get up and walk over to me, often immediately. If they ignore me or don't leave the guy they're with, then no harm, no foul. I will set my sights on someone else.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The price of FS...
    $450 was my highest FS... but it also included BBBJ and swallow to finish. The highest I was ever quoted was $800... for a HAND JOB. I laughed because I thought she was surely joking. But then she got this look on her face like "what's so funny?" That's when I said "GTFO, you're serious?" Then she tried to run some game about other girls charging $2500 for FS in a club that I had paid as low as $150 and normally paid $250 for. Later on that night, I told one of the other dancers I knew about what happened and she lauged her ass off too.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    My profile pic
    Very hot! Fox is as well... also a big fan of Reon Kadena.
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    14 years ago
    Fake or Natural?
    Obviously, I would prefer natural perfect B or C cups over fake perfect C cups. But I don't have a problem with them unless they are the overly large bolt-on boobs that feel hard like a bag of sand. I hate that shit. But when a boob job is well done and fits the girl's body size and frame, then I really like them, especially if all the girl needed to make her perfect was an upgrade from her A-cups. As for tats, it depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I'm in the mood for the rocker chick with the piercings and large amount of body ink. Othertimes I'm in the mood for a tat-free beauty.
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    14 years ago
    Strippers in civies
    Gator, that sounds like South Beach... if so then yeah, it's a special place that can get far more wild than any strip club I've been in. I've never been in clubs anywhere else in this country that can come close to comparing. Though L.A. makes a good effort, the 2am closing rule puts a wet blanket on a lot of potential.
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    14 years ago
    Sex Tape for Fishburne's Daughter-A Jump Start to Fame ?
    I've seen it. Not really enjoyable and she seems like a bit of a lame lay. While she's somewhat pretty, she's got several large boils/zits/ingrown hairs on her ass, making it kind of repulsive. Nice tits, but for the most part, she's better looking with clothes on.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Free samples
    Free drink from the bartender when a dancer said "mind if I have a drink with you." I thought she meant she would buy her own shift drink and hang out for a little bit. Nope. She orders her drink then the bartender looks at me and says "that'll be $12." I'm all "what?" We proceeded to get into an argument about semantics and what she said. I finally said "whatever, I see the hustle now. Didn't realize this club did that." Dancer was indignant. Bartender felt bad for me... mostly because I was a regular and tipped him well. He made her pay for her own drink, then gave me another for free. I've also gotten freebee extras from dancers I've been a regular for. Usually they were horny and tipsy at the time, and having just as much fun as I was. There were also some dancers that I had ended up getting multiple consecutive dances from and things just kept escalating until we were doing FS... but then they only asked for the cost of the dances, with no mention of a tip (though I always gave a good one if I had the money left). The more of a trusted regular you are, the more likely you will get some, especially from girls you have already invested time and money with. Obviously, it helps if you aren't repulsive hygiene-wise or looks-wise either.
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    14 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    10 Sluttiest (Old) Hollywood Actresses
    Lana Turner, fo sho. Would have like some better full-body shots of some of them. Just head shots leaves too much to the imagination.
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    14 years ago
    Ever had a stripper read her review?
    I used to go to the same club regularly, and would post what extras I got and how much. I never mentioned dancer names (other than maybe their ethnicity and a vague physical description) in connection with them ...at least I don't remember doing so. I've written more than one review while drunk off my ass, so it may be possible. I've always had a bit of anxious-ness going into that club after I'd written a few reviews of it. I never got accused of it (or even heard someone bring this site up), but if I had, I would have channelled my inner politician and deny, deny, deny! Nowadays, I try to keep descriptions of extras to a minimum unless I'm reviewing one of the TJ brothel/strip clubs. Also, I've had the opposite experience with the TER website for escorts. Almost every escort I've been with from that site knows about it and reads their own reviews regularly. Several also requested that I would give them a good review after services were rendered.
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    14 years ago
    While we're on the hair topic...
    Ladies, please, STOP SHAVING. Get it WAXED. No stubble that way, and you only need to do it once per month. Personally I prefer totally waxed clean (brazilian), or at most, a neatly trimmed landing strip. Anything more and it begins to become a turnoff... much like some of the old porno tapes of mine from the early 80's that I found recently while cleaning up a storage room. They ALL had completely unruly full bush with hairy assholes to boot. To believe I used to spank it to that stuff as a teenager! IMO, the clean, hairless is so much better to feel and to go down on. It looks cleaner, and it's much easier to spot warning flags (sores, warts and whatnot). For my own parts, I've kept them trimmed my fairly short (around 1 inch or shorter) since early college. I also went through about a year of shaving my sack and sometimes the entire groin region with a razor... it was scary as shit the first time I did it (took nearly an hour to complete too), but then you realize with hot water and shaving gel, it glides right over everything just as smoothly as it does when you shave your face. Takes me less than 10 minutes now. The problem is, you often get razor bumps, especially in the upper corners of that region where your leg skin folds over as you sit or run. It's itchy and annoying and obviously not attractive. Also, after even 24 hours, you begin to feel stubble. Obviously not comfortable for either you or the woman you're with. And the more you shave, the more coarse and uncomfortable it will get. Recently I've been getting it waxed. Wow! So much better. No itchy stubble issues. And because it's being ripped out by the root, about 3-4 weeks later the hair starts to come back, but it's thin and fine as it comes in and when you get it waxed again and it's a small fraction of the pain involved in the first wax. And yes, that first wax is a painful experience. Each rip feels just like you think it will. The ladies I meet fucking love it, and I do to. It's usually a look of surprise when they see or feel it, and then a big happy grin and giggle followed by serious groping and stroking. It's like when you shave your head down to stubble and some women just want to rub your head for hours on end and can't stop. I get the same reaction for my other head now! Plus, no more feeling the pinching and pulling of my sack hair during a hot day as I walk, sit, or exercise. It may be a trend, but it's one I really enjoy.
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    feature dancers? what's the draw?
    Never been to the Pink Pony. I've been to a few feature dancer nights at clubs in south FL, all for porn stars. Mostly they are very crowded and it's tough to get a dance from them (if you want one) and impossible to converse with them for more than a minute unless you are paying for it (buying a drink, tipping or getting a dance). Depending on the popularity of the feature girl in question, those lappers could be normal price, or two to three times as much... and sometimes they won't do them at all. I do remember going to one at getting 3 dances from one that was a real favorite porn star of mine. We had some fun with some mutual contact. She even offered OTC, but the price was too steep (started at $2.5k for a straight lay and steeply increased depending on the extras involved... anal, CIM/facial, etc). I'll also say that's the only time an offer like that has happened. The other lappers I've gotten from feature dancers were average/mediocre to shitty and uninspired.
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    14 years ago
    Report: Deputy Exposes Himself To Suspect To Make Prostitution Arrest
    I seem to have a vague recollection of some Vice Squad in Texas that allowed their cops to actually have sexual intercourse to completion with the hooker (while being filmed on a hidden camera) in order to make the arrest. They'd only allow the single male cops to do it. Sounds like a sweet gig!
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Use of ACRONYMS...
    I've seen PSE before... it's very common on theeroticreview.com. Never seen FUHA.... usually people will just call it "greek" if they don't want to say "anal."
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    14 years ago
    EarlTee
    Horny old bastard.
    The Making of a PL
    I used to go maybe once a month for a couple years in my early 20's. I had gone to them before, but always with a bunch of buddies and never got lappers. Once I started going by myself, I was in San Diego, and the touching was ALL one-way. I would sit on my hands and shell out $20s for LDs and thought life was great. It wasn't until I visited an SC while on vacation in south FL that I discovered what an SC COULD BE. After that, I hardly ever wasted my money at the SCs in SD anymore, and I only very rarely go to the ones in SD nowadays... I usually just make a run for the border and head to TJ and the wonderful establishments of Adelitas and HK Club. And now with some varied experience under my belt and with the help of places like tuscl.net, I'm a grizzled veteran of the SCs! ...or maybe I'm still a PL and don't realize it!
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    14 years ago
    Strip club giveaways
    I didn't win it, but I watched a guy win $650 in a "lady lotto" once. Each LD you get, you earn a raffle ticket. Part of the proceeds from each LD gets put into the kitty starting at like 7pm. They draw at 1am-ish and the winner gets whatever the pot is. Another was a free VIP membership. Good for no cover and free VIP/CR upgrades, plus 1 free drink per visit for a year. That was the best I've seen offered. Of course I didn't win it. =(
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    14 years ago
    What's your definition of a "TEN"?
    Two 5's.
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    14 years ago
    Just got glasses
    OK, I'll bite... wtf is a "Stevie"?