I was at a local club one time and, in all my years of clubbing, I've only seen one "TEN" on the 1 through 10 scale. This woman was about 5'9". She had long straight hair down to her waist. She had breasts so big they were the size of the average girls' buttocks, which made her ass twice that size. She had long legs, of course. She said she has never set foot in a gym but, there wasn't an inch of fat on her. Her stomache was toned and flat. No love handles. She had perfect teeth as if she had had every cosmetic dental procedure until she had the perfect smile.
I know many of you that have rated some dancers as "tens" but, if you had then seen this woman, you'd say, "All the other girls that I've rated a 10 are now 9's." IMO this girl was that fine!
10s are very rare. But I suppose the affirmation of what I was seeing in front of me (a stunning beauty) was the guy who whipped out his cell phone to take video of the full nude dancer working a rather small area (so yeah, it was likely the guy would get caught, yet he did it anyways.) She spotted it and immediately yelled over to the bouncer at the door, who mobilized into swift action (because of the numerous signs posted about saying "no cell phones".)
I sprang for a private dance with her. Full nude, one-way (well sort of) contact. It was the famed Portland, Oregon lap dance. I did ask her about dancing in Portland and she said there weren't many clubs in Portland worth working at for her.
lol, see what happens when you start thinking of 10's. I think we all have seen stunning women, you know the kind, all of a sudden you notice you are drooling, your face feels flushed, and your @#%$&@
Like Clubber said, we all have our own definition of a ten. For me, my idea of a ten is Phoebe Cates circa 1980-face, skin, smile, figure. With that said,
In 1998, I blew a great opportunity with a Katie Holmes lookalike at St. James.
Last year, there was this incredible looker at the now closed Mansion. I was practically cumming in my pants with her barely touching me, but it was because she was the spitting image of this girl in junior high that I was weak in the knees for. I tried to get her into VIP, but no deal.
Sc, I think the 10 1's may cause one to black out. When said victim awakens, the wallet, car keys, and cell are all long gone. [The house keys? They went to the highest bidder]
well i guess overall it's more than just physical but going by physical features only.. maybe take the best features from the girls in my avatar and you might be able to assemble a 10.
Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria secret supermodel is a 10. I didn't know who she was until last fall when she went on the CBS NFL Sunday pre-game show, the one with Dan Marino, Boomer and the old coach for the Steelers. Anyway, she went on that show to promote the Victoria Secret fashion show on CBS. But like all supermodels, her tits are small.
20 years ago, Jennifer Connelly (The Hot Spot) was a 10, even with her thick eyebrows. But time and kids have caught up to her.
Clubber, I have "Fast times at Ridgemont High" on my hard drive. Had I been there instead of Judge Rhinehold, I would have been the one jacking off in the bathroom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is starring in a movie about a young, desperate housewife that goes into the massage therapy (with happy endings) business, but I think it's one of those Lifetime movies.
If there are no 10s, I met a 9.9 yesterday at Red Parrot in El Paso. Indescribably gorgeous, all-natural, gravity-defying, also had perfect smile and super-sweet personality. She won't do what many of her co-workers do, but somehow that seemed exactly right. Wow! She was angelic...
I met a dancer the other day as well that is a 9.9. I did not try her out with a LD because all she gave me was that stupid "wanna dance" line and my immediate reaction was no thanks. My gut instinct also told me she would be low mileage based off her stage dancing/tipping routine.
Kahoots has decent mileage but it is right down the street from Vanity and Cols Gold and they both are low mileage. So many dancers quit Vanity and Cols gold when they hear kahoots is better money but they don't care to try to fit in with mileage. They don't last long but they are nice eye candy while they are working.
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I sprang for a private dance with her. Full nude, one-way (well sort of) contact. It was the famed Portland, Oregon lap dance. I did ask her about dancing in Portland and she said there weren't many clubs in Portland worth working at for her.
Sounds like a 20!
There's the perfect short girl, perfect tall girl, perfect hispanic girl, perfect blonde, perfect brunette....
There is no single 10. Just the ideal of each type IMHO.
In 1998, I blew a great opportunity with a Katie Holmes lookalike at St. James.
Last year, there was this incredible looker at the now closed Mansion. I was practically cumming in my pants with her barely touching me, but it was because she was the spitting image of this girl in junior high that I was weak in the knees for. I tried to get her into VIP, but no deal.
in other words.. imo 10s are very rare.
20 years ago, Jennifer Connelly (The Hot Spot) was a 10, even with her thick eyebrows. But time and kids have caught up to her.
" Phoebe Cates circa 1980!
I mean her getting out of that pool...
You owe me a keyboard!!!! I just spit beer all over mine!
That was a funny, yet somewhat sad movie. Spicoli was my favorite.
Would you really?
Kahoots has decent mileage but it is right down the street from Vanity and Cols Gold and they both are low mileage. So many dancers quit Vanity and Cols gold when they hear kahoots is better money but they don't care to try to fit in with mileage. They don't last long but they are nice eye candy while they are working.