Notsosly

They call it the 2 foot rule in south FL. When I first heard the name I thought the women had to be 2 feet from the customer if fully nude (which is what they do in CA). Apparently, it's because the dancers need 2 feet on the floor when giving a LD. I've never seen a single dancer, in any of the clubs I've visited in SoFL, follow that rule.

Oh... and while I've tried a lot of different drugs (weed, mushrooms, acid, X), I haven't done any of it in probably 10 years, with the exception of a toke or three during that time. I did the vast majority of my drug-fueled partying back in college. I couldn't imagine being in a SC trying to hold my shit together while the walls were melting and I was more interested in stroking my fuzzy chair than getting a lapper. Having a few hits on the bong would mellow me out too much, and if I was with a bunch of friends and not focused on getting lappers or whatnot, it wouldn't be so bad. But I prefer being a little more energetic and fun when talking to women. Weed doesn't help me accomplish that goal.

Like most here, I drink beers in moderation, usually no more than 1 or 2 mass-produced domestic beers in an hour and I stop after 4. If I've already had a few before the club, I might not have any. I usually stay for a couple hours. I'm about 225 lbs, so it takes a few to get me past the legal limit.

Honestly, this sounds like an article from The Onion.

If feature dances ever came to San Diego, I could totally answer your question. And of my favorite 10 pornstars, they either don't keep much of a website, or they don't feature dance. When I lived in SoFL, they were pretty common, but unfortunately I couldn't think of a legitimate explain to the wife why I wanted to drive 2 hours up to Ft. Lauderdale on a Thursday night.